'youre like a shit during sex-only the germans want you!' - emmet waner

'hes got bigger girls than all the boobs in my class' - goodie

'PEAS IN A POD!!!' - isaac

'you're not real,i cant play tennis with you!' - isaac

'scrubbly guy' - bout 5 of us at once

'ja hear the smell off his farts' - me himself

'go look up a dictionary,goodie,theres a lotta words in it that you need to learn.' - glenn

'im not a burger,im a mere snackbox!' - tattan,followed by..

'im not crazy,just a little daft'

'THERES A KEG IN THE SHOWER THERES A KEG IN THE SHOWER!!!'

'louis,french people are crazy,the eiffel tower is natures dildo for fucks sake' - emmet

'get me a fucking drink,im starting to feel the stairs when i fall!'

'SON OF A MILF!!'

'awh man,if you get off that chair,il get off your mam...ah fuck it,she looks like shes willing to take it!'

'd'you get along with yer mam...?...id say its hard love..but only coz she makes EVERYTHING hard'

'adoption is the way to go like,its easier to put a baby back in an orphanage than a vagina' - goodie

''I AM PASTA ARAB'

'is the tunnel sheltered like?' - goodie

'if that doughnut had a hole,youd do it like'

'update the quotes ya prick!' - emmet

'the cool finger' - emily

'how proud are me of you? - emily

'Its the funniest looking thing iv ever heard in my life! - Goodie

'if i knew time was gonna go this slowly i would have brought a spliff!'

'Im definetly gonna fail business.Its inedible!' - Goodie

'its just as shitty as last year,except everyones fallin around the place this time'

'If you are what you eat,luke must have eaten a spanner this morning..' - ben

'Yeah lads,i just wanna get laid before oxygen so i can get some practice in' - Luke,followed by everyone nearly dying of laughter..

genius lyrics..

Pure Morning


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather,

"Meds"

I was alone, falling free,
trying my best not to forget,
what happened to us, what happened to me,
what happened as i let it slip.

I was confused by the powers that be,
forgetting names and faces,
Passers by, were looking at me,
as if they could erase it.

Baby...did you forget to take your meds?
Baby...did you forget to take your meds?

I was alone, staring over the ledge,
Trying my best not to forget,
all manner of joy, all manner of glee,
and our one heroic pledge.

How it mattered to us, how it mattered to me,
and the consequences.
I was confused, by the birds and the bees,
forgetting if i meant it.

Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?


"Burger Queen"

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey You, Hey You
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey You, Hey You
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey You, Hey You
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey You,
Things aren't what they seem.
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem.
Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey You, Hey You
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey You, Hey You
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey You, Hey You
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey You,

Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Luxemburger Queen,
He's a Burger Queen.

what a mad bangora it was,specially detention on the stage!

random quotes:

'looking very unplatonic today,sarah'

'i flashed a load of 13 year olds,poor fuckers!'

'smell of neglect off ya go wash yourself'

'such a travesty,dahling.'

'ohhhhh sha'

'yeeeeah boyeeeeeeee!'

'how does a girl wank?'

'cen fath nach raibh ina bhuil tu?'

'fish and chips,WICKED BRUV!'

'goin under the tear'

'yeah go write a letter'

'shut up or il shit on your grave'
'crisps are in the bags'

gracie we were fucking cursed!!