"Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom." - Munter

"It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?" - Munter

"It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies." - Munter

"Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind." - Munter

(to Van) "I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me." - Munter

"Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?" - Munter

"Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?" - Munter

"If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?" - Munter

Van: "What does ironic mean?"
Munter: "It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?"

Munter: "Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp."
Eric: "Bee."
Munter: "What?"
Eric: "Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'"
Munter: "How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up."

"I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages." - Munter

Munter: "There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper."
Van: "It's a fish called Munter."
Munter: "That's a cool name, eh?"
Van: "What's my fish called?"
Munter: "Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter."
Van: "Yeah, and they like, swim around..."
Munter: "Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are."
Van: "Yeah."
Munter: "The Van Fish and the Munter Fish."
Van: "And they're cool, man."
Munter: "Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water."

"They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little." - Munter

"What I'm saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn't know I had before - 'cause I look at Draska and I go 'no f**king way are you pregnant.' In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it's a Maori thing. " - Munter

"Chicks are way more devious than guys." - Munter

(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter

Munter: "It's an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro."
Van: "Cure for what?"
Munter: "Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua."

"You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them." - Munter

(on crayfish) "They're the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana." - Munter

Later...

Munter: "Crays, man, they're like the chicken of the sea, man."
Van: "I thought they were the gold of the sea."
Munter: "They're also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring."

Van: "I gotta show [Wolf] I got the chops."
Munter: "You got the chops, man. You got big meaty chops, with sauce on top, and chips."

Subject: P.E With Ms.Random
03/09/08

Chris: oh anaru your gay...

Anaru: WHAT YOU SAY!!! (and i threw my hocky stick on the ground)

Ms.Random: Hey um... dont trust a native with a stick.

Class:AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anaru: (Thinking Wtf ...) Hey Miss... stuff You

Ms.Random: What!?

Anaru: I said puck you with a P!! WHAT WHAT.

Ms.random: Take a joke

Anaru: na just stuff up

Later on in the game miss tries o hit the ball with her hocky stick and misses so i take the adventage and....

Anaru: HAHAHA SHAME MISS!!

Ms.random:exscuse me you cant talk to me like that

Anaru: whatever, juat stop talking smack miss...

Ms.Random: thats it get down and give me twenty..

Anaru: Na You owe me miss, cos of that comment you made!!

Then i run around shouting..

Anaru: Im Free Im Fee!!! What miss What!!

-End-

20/08/08
Topic: Handing in a essay for social studies and title pages

Anaru- Oh shit i got to do my essay for social studies il meet you at social studies

Ehsan and jayden- ok catch you later

" so anaru does his essay for social studies at lunch time and hopes it would be substansual but as soon as i gave it to miss Gill....''

Ms Gill-Wheres your title page come on show me!!

Anaru- but miss look i did my essay and its even a day early...

''but being miss gill she just focuses on the negitive..''

Ms Gill-just show me your title page!!

Anaru-Ok then miss...

''but to her amusment its a run down pieces of shit,not my fault i was busy..''

Ms Gill-your name is going down on the list for mister whichman..

Anaru- But miss i was doing my essay i had no time for that!!!

Ms Gill-(no Reply)

Anaru- Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss!!!

Ms Gill- Anaru will be quiet ,you are about to get two detentions!!

Anaru thinking-OH MY GOD

-END-

Morol of the story- social studies suck