FAVOURITE..?
Colour: Purple or Black
Food: Stuffing made by my mum, its good … followed closely by Chicken Kiev with chips, mushy peas and a fried egg.
Beverage: Dr. Pepper
Chocolate: Ripple
Class: like as in school? Talk about blast from the past … uh? English?
Number: 69
Book: Fight Club
Movie: I’m a star wars geek!
Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt / Rosario Dawson
Store: HMV
Singer/s: Burt MaCracken (The Used)
Musical Instrument(s): Bass and guitar … they are the only ones I can make tuneful noises from.
Cologne/Perfume: Pacco Rabanne Ultraviolet Man
Passtime: Making Stupid Videos
Thing to do on the Weekend: Get wasted
Word/Phrase: \"AMMM I NAATTTT?\"
Sleeping position: Usually the spoon falling asleep and then I must move around a lot during the night.

LEAST FAVOURITE..?
Colour: Green
Food: Humus, or whatever it is that Clare eats.
Beverage: Beer, do not see the point, tastes like crap and doesn’t get you drunk quick enough.
Class/Subject: French, just didn’t click with me.
Movie: Jersey Girl (don’t worry Mr. Smith, all is redeemed with Clerks II)
Word/Phrase: \"STUUUUUUUUU!” (If shouted angrily by Karen)


HAVE YOU EVER..?
Been In Love: Yes
Been Pierced: Lobes stretched, Lip Done aswell as nipple.
Been Tattooed: Think I have about 5 or 6 now.
Used Tobacco: Yeah
Drank Alcohol: Now and again
Smoked weed: we have all been young and stupid.
Done Drugs: hasn’t everyone. Lol.
Broken the Law: Are these trick questions? Lol. Of course I have. Spent more time in the back of police cars than I would like to of done.
Thought you were going to die: loads, not a week goes by where I don’t scare the crap out of myself by near death experience. lol
Run away from home: Yes when I was younger, but I was only gone for an hour and when I got back no one knew I was gone.
Broken a bone: both my arms and like half of my toes.
Lied: I’ve told a few fibs back in the day, but I like to think I am quite the honest gentleman these days of late.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN..? #
Love at first sight: Oh Aye!
Luck: Not really to be honest.
Aliens: I think it could be possible, but until I have a encounter I’m not gonna believe.
Ghosts: If by ghosts you mean evil spirits and demons then yes.
Horoscopes: Biggest pile of shite ever! EVER!


WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU..?
Cried: When me and alan where watching the steve wilkos show I felt myself welling up. Lol.
Went to a movie: a long time actually, needs go soon.
Talked on the phone: like 5 minutes ago! (I’m in work, I have to speak to people on the phone all day)
Read a book: Currently reading ‘Invisible Monsters’ by Chuck Palahnuik

WHAT IS/ARE...
Your most prized and important material possession: My Frisbee … I like material possessions but I don’t prize them above things that are actually dear to me.
Your biggest accomplishment: Marrying the love of my life!
Your biggest fear: Karen Divorcing me lol.
Your biggest talent: Throwing a Forehand throw with a frisbee, I’m not as great as most but I worked real hard to get it down, so Meah!
Your biggest weakness: It’s not Kryptonite but It is green!
The first thing you do in the morning? Get woken up by Karen cuddling me.
The worst thing you did as a child? When I was in P2 I stole a pack of matches from a shop and lit a fire in the playing fields of my school, I was like 5 or 6 I didn’t really know you had to pay for things. Lol.
The best yet worst thing about you? I don’t get the question.
The characteristics you inherited from your parents? Dad’s Childishness but level head and my mum’s organisational skills.
The most unpleasant thing about you? Sometimes when I can home from a stressful day at work I can be a real dick, but bless karen she puts up with me.
The first thing/s that attracts you to a person of the opposite sex? If I’m being honest BOOBS!

WHO..?
Makes you laugh the most: Karen
Is the most psychotic person you know: Fred, I hate vis

Latest Quote Of The Week: \"So good, the horses want it back!\" - Big Ron Partying hard at RJ\'s house 18/07/08

Previous Quotes ...

\"QUICKLY! TOUCH THAT BUSH!\" - Decy whilst we where walking past a bush 06/06/08

\"When I run out of pellets, I\'ll start stabbing! \" - Decy whilst pointing his shotgun at everyone around a campfire in the middle of the woods 31/05/08

\"I got off with an Ass Gobbler\" - Barrells on getting off with an \'Ass Gobbler\' 11/05/08

\"Let\'s get this Trainwreck back on the road\" - Ben McFeeters whilst Hosting \'Ben\\\'s Mixtape\' on Queen\'s Radio 07/05/08

\\\"It\'s easy to be Spanish, and It\'s easy to be a retard. But it\'s quite difficult to be both.\" - Kyle Spence on Spanish Retards 26/04/08

(hopefully gonna have a good collection here)

This is a letter, from God, to man. Hey there. How's it going? Long time , no see. I know I haven't been around lately, but it didn't seem like you wanted me to be. The last time I sent down a message, you nailed it to the cross, so I figured, I'd just leave you to it and let you be your own boss. But I've been keeping an eye on you, I have, and it's amazing how you've grown. All your technological advances and the problems you've overthrown. And all the beautiful art you've created with such grace and such finese, but I must admit there are a few things that, I'm afraid, have impressed me less. So I'm writing to apologise for all the horrors committed in my name, although it was never what I intended, I feel I should take my share of the blame. A lot of the good I tried to do was corrupted when organised religion got into full swing, what I thought were quite clear messages were taken to unusual extremes. My teachings were taken out of context to meet the agendas of others, interpretations were taken in many different ways and hidden meanings "discovered". Religion became a tool for the weak to control the strong, with all these new morals and ethics survival of the fittest was gone. No longer could the biggest man simply take whatever he needed, because damnation was the price if certain rules were not heeded. Some of the deeds committed in my name just make me wonder were I went wrong, back at the start when I created all this, the foundations seemed so strong. See all the elements were already here, long before I began, I just kind of put them together, I didn't think out a long term plan. I made the sun an appropriate distance and laid the stars across the sky, so you could navigate the globe or simply watch a sunrise. I covered the earth with plants and fruits, some for sustenance and some for beauty, and made the sun shine and clouds rain so that maintenance wasn't your duty. I tried to give each creature its own attributes but without making them enveloped, I gave you all your own space to grow and, in your own way, space to develop. I didn't know that such development would cause rifts and jealousy, cause you to war against each other and leave marks on this planet indelibly. You see, I wasn't the creator, I was more the curator of nature, and I want to set things straight with homosexuals right now: I DON'T HATE YA! I was a simple being that happened to be the first to yeild such powers, but I just laid the ground, it was you that built the towers. It was you that invented bombs and the fear that comes with them, and it was you that invented money, and the corrupt economic systems. You invented terms like "just wars" and terms like "friendly fire", and it was you that didn't know when to stop digging deeper and when to stop building higher. It was you that exhausted the resources I carefully laid out on this earth, and it was you that even saw these problems coming but accredited them little worth. It was you that used my teachings for your own personal gain, and it was you that committed such tragedies, even if they were in my name. So I apologise for any mistakes I made and for when my words were misconstrued, but this apology is to mother nature BECAUSE I CREATED YOU!