1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

NO CHEATING...

What does next year have in store for me?
Raindrops

What does your love life look like next year?
Mushaboom

What do I say when life gets hard?
Give Peace a Chance....interesting! lol

Song that reminds you of good times?
Don't Bring Me Down

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
RoadRunner

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Shut Up & Let Me Go...LMAO!

Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
Spiritual Spearmints

Your favorite saying?
Young Gifted & Black

Favorite place?
Sun Hits the Sky

Most Missed Memory?
Big Yellow Taxi

What song describe your best friend?
Canned Heat

What song describes your ex?
Trouble...too right!

Where would you go on a first date?
Walkin' On The Sun

Drug of choice?
I'll Be On The Inside.If I Can

What song describes yourself?
Crazy YES! Dumb NO!

What is the thing I like doing most?
Roscoe

The song that best describes the president?
36D

Where I be in 10 years?
ShantyTown lol

My love life right now?
Pour Que L'amour Me Quitte

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Blues From An Airplane

How will I die?
Young Bride

The song you'll put as the subject?
Galway Girl

...FUNNY TIMES!

ADAM'S HOUSE PARTY---
laura n ginge got really drunk n we all went to go to the loo's when laura came out she saw adams sausage dog at the top of the stairs n said: ah ha sausage dog im gonna eat u...in a bap! then they ran downstairs n ginge ran back upstairs n whispered big bap to the dog funnier than it sounds lmao

SPERMOFF ICE---
katharyne startd of the conversation in biology about artificial insemination
kat: how long can sperm be kept
miss: not sure exactly but it can be frozen
stew: ud hate to ask 4 ice at that house party
craig: yea theyd put it in ur smirn off n u wouldnt have a clue
stew: dont u mean ur spermoff!
kat: miss how do they get the cow pregnant?
phil: they put the sperm in a turkey baseter n put it in the cow
craig: god id h8 to go to that persons house 4 christmas
laura n me: mmm...turkey jerkey

HIGH HEELED COMMON ROOM 3 LEGGED RACE ---
i brought in high heels to draw 4 my 60's/70's fashion art project, Alan was showin off that he could walk in them better than i could (he was right but to b fair i find shoes uncomfortable to walk in nevermind flippin 41/2 inch high heels!) then he decided we should have a race, he put the left shoe on n i put on the righ, we wrapped a hair bobble round r legs n legged it round the outside of the common room when r very lovely friends locked us out the other side [nice one guys ]

MY BROTHER GETTIN RUN OVER---
we were droppin my brother (aka onion boy) off at the bus n my dad forgot to put on the handbrake n the car rolled slightly...over my brothers foot!
Onion: DAD DAD DAD!!!---as he hops around the back of the car while one foots trapped
Dad n Me: WHAT?---in utter confusion
Onion: BACK BACK---make airoplane landing like gestures
Dad n Me: WHAT?---still in utter confussion
Onion: GET THE FUCK OFF MY FOOT---his big head almost falling off
Dad n Me: O SHIT...SORRY!---as we roll forward
Onion limps off to the bus stop, while im in histarics n dads telling me to shut up n its not funny. He then parks the car n gets out to see if he's ok. He comes back in tears of laughter n Dad n I laugh 4 bought half an hour afterwards. Then i get out to my bus stop n make a really loud squeek in the que as i look at Hannah n everybody turns round n looks at me...i continues to squeek n cry for the whole bus journey---funny shit man (i squeek when i laugh its not like just some random thing)

FREEKIN PPL OUT IN LIFTS---
carrying out the 15 things to do in a lift

ME CATCHIN WATER IN ERNEST'S SINK---
after drinkin too much n havin blacked out from the mixed shots i apparently stood at ernies sink in the kitchen by myself with my hands out catchin the drips from his tap for about an hour. When ppl asked what i was doin i replied catchin water, when they asked why i replied cuz its fun---tbh why else would u do it???

R NON ALCOHOLIC PUB CRAWL --- a very random nite
we went out for my 18th joanne laura ginge n i went out 4 a veggie curry be4 r nite of madness. Nikki arrived down n we got a taxi to the Limelight. while joanne n i w8d 4 the others to get in we were out side katy dales, the others came back sayin ITS TOO DODGY THERE ALL LIKE OLD N STUFF, so we got a thin lizzy taxi back to the oddessy laura ginge ana n i got into the box. joanne hannah n nikki didnt, we came out of the box n went to students union instead where we meet up with the guys---ernest the secret agent also goes by the name of john n is neone asks joanne n ginge went back to john 4 a bit of fun with his mirrored ceiling lmao xoxo

IMASCULATING BREENERS ---
study all day weve found a solution to fix ur bordem, coverin matty in glitter n calling him sparkles --- Sparkles watch out at the preformal we're goin to wrap u in tinfiol n bake u at 180degrees xo

GREEN PASS--PICKLED PLACENTA ---
first years do u have ur green library passes no? well then we shall make handmade glass jars 2 pickle placentas n then get u to munch them as ur punishment lmao--the guys

I was alone, my heart was cold, it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone, there was no moss!
And when I danced I danced alone, but then I did not dance because I was alone. So I did not dance.
I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples who would mock me with their merry laughter, "ha ha ha".
The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart, nailing at the hatred in my soul!

But then you came.
And my life was turned upside down.
You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen, like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer.
Or the painting of the dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, but which I had previously thought was rubbish.
Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama, where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing.

AND THEN YOU LEFT!
I have died a thousand deaths and will die a thousand more!
I thought you were an angel, you turned out to be a whore!
Everything has turned to dust, everything is infected with a plague when you had to sleep with Craig.
"Oooo he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo"
Yea,, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you!

The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus that oozes from an open wound. The deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine.
The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies.
The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day
and coughs away his life in the cold neon research lab of your betrayal.
Of your betrayal!