bebo rules pay attention

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.Xept 4 the many faces of...


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

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BLOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZ!!!!!

Me

Name:me name be STEVE
Birthday: 4th jan 91
Birthplace: my mom wer else??
Current Location: Sheffield
Eye Color: they change frm tym t tym!
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft plus
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: IRELAND
The Shoes You Wore Today: work bootz
Your Weakness: a pint, chip butty, an a reefa am eazy!
Your Fears: suicide bombers
Your Perfect Pizza: 18 inch meat feast dominator base pukka
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy good crimbo prezzies 4 once!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ma computer cnt hak it lol!
Thoughts First Waking Up: AM LATE!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: go n think for a while!
Your Bedtime: wen eva the time cumz
Your Most Missed Memory: wednesday winnin the rumbelowz cup in 1991 agenst man u!
Pepsi or Coke: Dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds chipz n shake burger king burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea is 4 pussy that can't handle hot water
Chocolate or Vanilla: i lyk the best a both worldz
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee uuhhhh
Do you Smoke: everything n anything
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: lyk gareth gates
Do you Shower Daily: yup lyk eddy alz
Have you Been in Love: yeh bt not 4 long
Do you want to go to College: nt really itz in nottingham MISSIONZ!!
Do you want to get Married: if i can hav more den one wife we'll see uz in gouvernment vote green guyz
Do you belive in yourself: definetly
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck knowz
Do you think you are Attractive: nt me u shud b askin
Are you a Health Freak: yeah death 2 those with aidz
Do you get along with your Parents:yeah ther fuckin quality!! LUV EM
Do you like Thunderstorms: buzz ma tits off
Do you play an Instrument: wud be a drummer bt father crimbo brougt the rong size drumkit years ago. PRICK!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No shopping outlets fuckin yank!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no here we go wit da yank shit again
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dirty sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: silly question
Ever been called a Tease: by a teacher i gt suspende 4 bullying afterwardz aswell
Ever been Beaten up: yeah but they wer 4 ov da cuntz
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah spar all tym
How do you want to Die:with a fat spliff in ma mouth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stinkin rich!
What country would you most like to Visit: TURKEY IZ SICK

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: dunt matter can alwayz get it cut
Height: not bigga den me
Weight: jst da ryt one
Best Clothing Style: SLAG

Number of Drugs I have take: can't remeba ask ma doctor
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many