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Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson
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  • Male, 46, Luv 12
  • from springfield
  • Profile views: 19,097
  • Last active: 7/24/08
  • www.bebo.com/homiesimpson21

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Hi, I'm Homer Jay simpson, I'm 39 years old. Very Mature, **hey marge wat does that word Matured mean? D'oh!** I'm happily married... would you like to adopt one of my kids? Heh heh heh, ooonly kidding. I may not be the brightest man in Springfield, but i'm the best father in de whoooole world. I work at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, im a safety inspector. I graduated at the bottom of my high school class, and i still managed to earn the distinction of being the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. Together with my high school sweetheart, Marge Bouvier, we settled down in Evergreen Terrace, the nicest "upper-lower-middle" class section of Springfield, to raise our three precious children. No matter what do you people think about me, I m very smart sometimes, and i love my family, *wait a minutes who's my family* D'OH! I mean yes i love my kids, and my lovely wife Marge.
health issues
Regarding my health, I'm incredibly lucky to be alive. I once gained an extra 70 pounds on top of my already obese condition to get on disability. I broke almost every bone in my body and received countless cuts and bruises, both major and minor. blew out my knee; had my thumb cut off; undergone coronary artery bypass surgery (performed by Dr. Nick Riviera); had laser eye surgery; stabbed myself in the eye with a switchblade; put an electric drill through my eye while attempting to make eye-holes through a metal bucket that was glued to my head; had a cigarette put out in my eye; been in a coma because a candymachine fell on me ; had my jaw wired shut; donated a kidney; had a crayon wedged into my brain; been rendered infertile from radiation exposure; suffered repeated back trauma; been run-over by a bicycle; been institutionalized (twice); nearly destroyed my stomach with beer and cannonballs; been forced by my cruel boss Mr. Burns to consume radioactive waste with a spoon.....
likes
Wathing T.V.!!! Duff Beer(lots of it!!!), donuts, Marge's pork chops and watching the Bee Guy on the Spanish channel (heh heh heh he's so funny!) Moe's Bar. I also like beer, after that is... BEER! MORE BEER! YOU KNOW WHAT? BEEER!!! BEEEER!!!!!!! Heh heh and then its foooood!!! IM SO HUNGRY!!!
dislikes
my boss - Mr. Burns!!! (that litte ... !!!) yard work, my stupid neighbor - Ned Flanders!!

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