remmeber the 90s!!!!!!!

If ur under 13 u shudnt read this. if u do then dont re post it. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won't cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy

AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You had a favourite member from 5IVE.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps".

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors.

When we played Hide and Go Seek until our legs grew numb.

When we used to obey our parents.

You used to listen to the radio all day long jst to record your FAVOURITE song of ALL time.

Video hits was actually good.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to Australia's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".

You had a fringe at some point. None of this side fringe crap, a real fringe.

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching Aladdin, and the Ninja Turtles.

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember Walkmans.

Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 98 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.

You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.

You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

Michael Jordan was a king.

No one had brand pencil cases.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears.

Lambchop.

Sesame St was actually good.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

You know the Macarena and the Nutbush by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

Before the MySpace and Bebo frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

When you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.

When light-up sneakers were cool.

When Kiss Chasey wasnt a band

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our Walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

When it was all about N64.

WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

High school started at 8.30 but now anything before noon is "early"

Theres more beer than food in the fridge.

You can do a thousand things with mince, and have worked out the perfect way to cook 2 minute noodles.

You get more sleep in class than in bed.

The weekend lasts from thursday to monday.

You have numbers in your phone under names like Sketchy Sam and Alcohol Guy.

You know the exact closing times of all the fast food places in town.

You buy $6 bottles of wine.

You only do laundry once youve run out of clean underwear.

You go to the supermarket more than three times a week.

You've charged 50 cents to your eftpos card.

Finding strangers asleep on your couch is nothing out of the ordinary.

You try to study but procatinate by eating, cleaning, or rearranging your room again.

Atleast 20% of your furniture is made from crates.

Finding a dollar on the ground is the highlight of your day.

Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself a packet of noodles.

Someone leaves a cup/plate in your flat and you hide it before they ask for it back.

You stock up on condiments like sugar and tomato sauce sachets.

If youre in auckland, and you dont have a car, then you probably have holes in your shoes.

You try to steal rolls of other peoples toilet paper.

Getting mail is like christmas.

You talk about drinking games like theyre sports.

You have 3 couches and none of them match.

You ask people what YOU did last night.

You've travelled home with bags full of dirty clothes.

The only purpose your table has now is to play beer pong.

You actually know how to play beer pong.

Sometimes you wear earplugs to bed.

Bicycles dont seem so lame anymore.

You skip one class to write a paper for another.

You attend meetings and join clubs for the free food.

You frequently ask things like, "Can i pay $1.30 in cash and 70 cents on eftpos?"

It takes preparation.. and 3 people.. to take out the rubbish.

You can come up with many ways to turn any game into a drinking game.

Printers break down when you desperately need them.

You have a secret stash of toilet paper in your wardrobe.

You consider mcdonalds "Real Food"

Youve paid for things over $5 with a huge pile of 20 and 50 cent coins.

You see people taking naps in the library or in carringtons and no longer think its strange.

Theres always a "question kid" in all your classes and you wish someone would tell them to shut the hell up.

Youve eaten cereal out of a cup... With a fork.

You read to the end of this and then think of ways to procrastinate next.

Seeker Of Normality


Reality, is it just the norm for mindless souls.
Longevity, is it just a way to control those fools.
Conformity, Is it the masters choice.
Realistically, did yesterday really happen.

Confused, is my normality.
Refused, if I do not conform.
Abused, sensitive souls are used.
Amused, it is not I that laugh.

Customize, lets not mix it up.
Realize, then I be like them.
Categorize, is it all that simple.
Materialize, then will they win.

Lust, is it man made greed.
Rust, is the earth’s own destruction.
Trust, is mans own destruction.
Must, is a word that controls man kind.

Luck, is that simply just a happy day
Struck, by thoughts and questions.
Abduct, who has the right to take away.
My thoughts, my life, my reality.

Ronald Price 09/17/99