********Pick the month u were born in***********
January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I raped
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: i shot
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I made a porno with
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: my nose
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: a farmer
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: 3 lesbians
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because im gangsta
T: Because i got drunk
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple

1.go out wit me?
2.gve me ur num?
3.kis me?
4.watch a movie wit me?
5.tke me home for the nyt?
6.Dance wit me?
7.Stick up 4 me if i was being put dwn?
8.Play strip poker with me ?
9.Get wasted with me?
10.Greet me in public?
11.Hang out wit me?
D0 U....
12.think im fit?
13.want to kiss me?
14.want to cudle wit me?
15.want to hook up wit me?
16.think im weird?
ARE WE...
17.friends?
18.in a relationship?
19.enemies?
AM i...
20.sexy?
21.cute?
22.funny?
23.loveable?
24.Annoying?
25.great to be with?
26.attractive?
27.mean?
HAVE u EVER...
28.thought about me?
29.thought there might be an us?
30.found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
31.wished i were there?
32.had a crush on me?
33.wanted my number?
34.had a dream about me?
Are u....
35.happy you know me?
36.mad at me?
37.thinking bout me?

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. what positions wud u wanna do?
15. ever let me fuck you in the ass?
16. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
17. do u like my style?
18. do u think im funie?
19. do u care about me?
20. would u dance wit me?
21. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?