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Me, Myself, and I
I CAN KILL BEARS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. I WEAR AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. I CAN PLAY THE GUITAR BETTER THAN JIMI HENDRIX AND HE KNOWS IT. I AM GONNA MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS AND THEY WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. I BEAT UP POLICE MEN FOR A LAUGH. WHEN I COME HOME EVERYONE MAKES ME DINNER AND I HAVE TO THROW 3 MEALS IN THE BIN. I LIKE CRISPS. I LOVE SEX. SOMETIMES I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I JUST THINK, GOD, IM GOOD. I SMELL SO GOOD PEOPLE TRY AND BUY AFTERSHAVE OFF ME IN THE TOILETS. I MODELLED FOR THE 20INCH SUPER DILDO. ICE CREAM VANS STOP AND GIVE ME FREE ICE CREAM WITH 3 FLAKES. I PLAY TENNIS WITH MONKEYS. I SHOT JR. I HAD A FUCKIN' SEXY GIRLFRIEND. PIDGEONS FOLLOW ME COS THEY KNOW ID SMACK IF THEY DIDNT. I AM QUITE MODEST.

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I KILL TREES WITH LASERS. I LASSO COWBOYS. HIPPOS SINK COS I ROCK. I TOOK SMACK WHEN I WAS FIVE. I INVENTED THE SUBMACHINE GUN. HULK HOGAN IS MY DAD, AND I KICK HIS ASS. I HAVE TEA WITH S
The Other Half Of Me
Melaniee

Melaniee

SHE WATCHES ME WHEN IM IN THE SHOWER ;)

SEX
BOTH LEGS UP. AGAINST A WALL. DOGGY. FACE DOWN FROM BEHIND. REVERSE COWBOY. TROMBONE. PILEDRIVER. FUCK MISSIONARY. SPOONS.
DRUGS
METHAMPHETAMINES ARE MY DRUG OF CHOICE THESE DAYS. CRACK. SMACK. KETAMINE. SPEED. DPT. DMT. 2CI. 2CD. N, N, DIMETHYAMINE.
MUSIC
DEAD KENNEDYS. SABREPULSE. APHEX TWIN. SPECIAL BREW. DIZEE RASCAL. VENETIAN SNARES.
WHOS DA BEST?
ME
FUNNIEST WHEN HAVING...
DRUNK A BOTTLE OF VODKA. DANCED MY TITS OFF. FALLEN DOWN SOME STAIRS. BEEN SICK.
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    • Marc Sutherland
      Marc Sutherland

      Gonna be in the fort next week. U gonna be up?

      17 weeks ago
    • Marc Sutherland
      Marc Sutherland

      Whatever keeps u goin my man. Yeah workin i.t had a career change. U got a job yet? Models eh??? When in august u gona be up? I'll get some time off and come down :-D nah think i'm away on holiday so savin 4 then. U got any festivs? xxx

      22 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Marc Sutherland
      luv Marc Sutherland

      Hows things my man, been up 2 much?

      25 weeks ago
    • Michaela Kennedy
      luv Michaela Kennedy

      ayeeee i should be about!
      dave gorman aint untill september! tis gonna be awesome! xx

      25 weeks ago
    • Michaela Kennedy
      Michaela Kennedy

      apparently your home at some point.....hahhaaaaaaa xx

      27 weeks ago
    • Patrick H Doorly
      Patrick H Doorly

      alright mate BIG UP NEWPORT MASSIVE u big group of social buzzers haha...

      31 weeks ago
    • Tariq Jaygo
      luv Tariq Jaygo

      lol, wats up mate! messy aint the words 2 descibe it, hahaha! good stuff cant wait 2 see them pics, i no im goin to look in sum state in them foto's haha. brain is still melted from that weeknd!:O :O damn straight same time next year!:D :D :o:D

      31 weeks ago
    • Kirsty Kennedy
      luv Kirsty Kennedy

      Yeh college is good shame bout the location. glad 2be on hol. Wot u been up?

      49 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Kirsty Kennedy
      Kirsty Kennedy

      Hey hows it goin? Met ur bro othr nite.x

      49 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Jane Gibson
      Jane Gibson

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      50 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Marc Sutherland
      Marc Sutherland

      There is mesh on it but u gotta be pretty careful with that tool. To much and it can fuck up.

      Haha it will be a battle to the death. Have u got a job yet?

      50 weeks ago
    • Marc Sutherland
      luv Marc Sutherland

      Arite hows things?

      Check out my portfolio. Let me know what u think.

      www.coroflot.com/marcsutherland

      xxx

      51 weeks ago
    • Ben Macgillivray
      Ben Macgillivray

      where do you live now? because i live near wales. and you are wales.

      55 weeks ago
    • Kirsten J
      Kirsten J

      hey hunni u stil alive?xxx

      56 weeks ago
    • P E T E
      P E T E

      ..are you on drugs?
      coming for a party in my new glasvegas flat?
      see you there(here)
      xxx

      62 weeks ago
    • Melaniee
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      68 weeks ago
    • Shulah Hoops
      Shulah Hoops

      No can do Amigo, sorry! I'm on Night Shifts just now so sleeping all day and working all night. Better luck next time maybe, tell him I say HI :D xx

      70 weeks ago
    • Michaela Kennedy
      Michaela Kennedy

      ahreet lew-ass! er aye how am i meant to get them games, (well game because remember the other one wasnt in the case!) to you?
      how've you been anyway? been up to much? x

      70 weeks ago
    • Marc Sutherland
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      will do hopefully have it finished this week

      72 weeks ago
    • Melaniee
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      HEY BABE!aye whts with all this me giving u my number then u not contacting me DICK!!lol.aye the 1920's doo was amiee boyds bday..was pritty much wel cool!me an carry basically hand crafted tht dress.oh yeah.PHHF GUESS WHO GOT TICKETS TO C DIZZIR RASCAL....OH YEAH THTS ME!!!WHTS BEEN HAPPNIN HOME SLICE LOVE YOU XXXXXXXX

      72 weeks ago