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    • Zen Teachings

      1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

      2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any:P


      3. No one is listening until you fart.

      4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

      5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

      6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

      7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

      8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

      9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

      10. If you lend someone €20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

      11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

      12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

      13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time;)

      14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

      15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

      16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

      17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

      18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

      19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

      20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    • The Why's of Men .........

      1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
      (because they are plugged into a genius)
      2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
      (they don't have enough time)
      3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (
      they don't stop to ask directions)
      4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
      (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
      5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
      (so they won't hump women's leg s at cocktail parties)
      6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
      (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
      7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? !
      (don't know.....it never happened)
      8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
      (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) :D :D :D :D
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      A couple are lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

      The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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      'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
      'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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      Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
      A: A rumor
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      Q: Why do little boys whine?
      A: They are practicing to be men.
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      Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
      A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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      Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
      A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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    • A Poem 4 us gals


      He didn't like the casserole
      And he didn't like my cake.
      He said my biscuits were too hard...
      Not like his mother used to make.
      I didn't perk the coffee right
      He didn't like the stew,
      I didn't mend his socks
      The way his mother used to do.
      I pondered for an answer
      I was looking for a clue.
      Then I turned around and smacked the sh*t out of him...
      Like his mother used to do.

      1 komentarz 434 dni

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    Your perfect match is Edward Cullen! The most handsome and irresistable out of all the Cullens. He is true to himself and looks out for others. Edward is very romantic and mysterious. His liquid topaz eyes and porcelain skin will leave you wanting more! "You should probably know I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window... But, still, the intent was clear" ? Edward Cullen
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    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      cant wait for tomorrow night xox

      1 tydzień temu
    • Queen Of The Sky
      luv Queen Of The Sky

      hope you are better im heading out with loraine from college to night will give you a shout to morrow depending on the head!! weather is shit hope it clears up xx

      1 tydzień temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      thanks jo x i know its typical isnt it and we cant even drown our sorrows together!! oh well we will have to do double the drinkn bitchn etc the next night!! hope your feeling better xox

      2 tygodnie temu
    • Queen Of The Sky
      luv Queen Of The Sky

      hope you had a good weekend no did ot stay up that long afterwards! hated getting up this morn but did not feel that bad wehn i knew everyone else was going to work hence the beeping!! sorry:)

      2 tygodnie temu
    • Queen Of The Sky
      luv Queen Of The Sky

      hey joe
      how are you ??? loved the genie costume!! had a great time in galway any news ??

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      just dropping in to say hi and sprinkle some aoife love xox

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Stuart Thompson
      luv Stuart Thompson

      hello it was brill i dont like being back i went out last night didnt realise how crap it is here, how you keeping?

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      thanks hun you too! im distusted i cant go out! have a ball at the party and get super drunk for me please!!! plenty vodka and red bull!! buzz me tomoro xox

      3 tygodnie temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      haha my thongue is down to the ground!! getting severve cabin fever!! roll on getting better and more importantly gettung drunk!!!

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Queen Of The Sky
      luv Queen Of The Sky

      Its Brilliant we saw it when we were in Paris scared the crap out of me. I was double bolting the hotel room door after that!! In reply to: ""Taken"is such a class movie:) " by Jojo

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      ill be back soon xoxo

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Aoifethelegendkelly
      luv Aoifethelegendkelly

      thanks hun!! very sore now counting down the days till the vino again!!

      5 tygodni temu
    • -SkellyBabeez'Ox
      luv -SkellyBabeez'Ox

      Loveagee I Owe Yho :DD

      Thanks :))

      x0x

      5 tygodni temu
    • -SkellyBabeez'Ox
      -SkellyBabeez'Ox

      Awhh Thank Yhoo :)

      I Kno I Dunoo How I Managed Tuu Get All Dah :O

      I'm All Out 2dayy Ill Repay Yhu 2moro :)

      x0x

      5 tygodni temu
    • Bazil Ashmawy
      luv Bazil Ashmawy

      aweee thanks jojo!!!, i really miss how low too. it's so much craic to make but RTE canceled it so....yeh never know might to a special!! hows u??

      6 tygodni temu
    • Bazil Ashmawy
      Bazil Ashmawy

      sorry for the late reply. yeah mr boyts a lunatic. agreed. glad you like it though!

      6 tygodni temu
    • Stevie Mac
      luv Stevie Mac

      hello stranger any news wit ya have a heart

      6 tygodni temu
    • Carrie
      luv Carrie

      Love it hun!! Go you!!! Oh I give up on mankind to be honest!!!!! The more we fall the more we end up drinking...oh there's the silver lining!!! xxxx

      6 tygodni temu
    • Carrie
      luv Carrie

      aww hun..worst to stay in something that aint right with an unworthy gent..men eh? twats!! wine and vodka me thinks!

      6 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Queen Of The Sky
      luv Queen Of The Sky

      Awe....Here is some love his loss lucky for you that you found out now rather than later........
      Good night on the town is what you need:)

      xx

      6 tygodni temu