*obsession with superman !! flying down the plane wearin the hooded towel !

*if nd and nd to nd from nd but nd with or

*shite clowns, clowns shite, clowns in a shitehouse, shite clowns!

*he never wears a top, thts how we know him.

"if i ever walk past youz n u dnt say hey il take my top off n do a baywatch run n then ul know who i am"

*look at his 6 pack !

"get off my boat" pushing everyone away frm him in the sea

joanne - "is that tan marks on ur stomach?"
danny pauses.. - "i have nutihn silly to say back, so eehh, yeh"

"MIGHT ASWELL JUST..."

*FACE !

*his n donnells dance moves !

"donald ! " . . . .pause . .. "i know his names duncan, i duno why donald just came out "

*houffen, bouf :S

"i can wait to buy a bike when i get home........i know uz dont care i just thought i should speak"

"i do like my showers"

"i shat the bed"

"ooooh swapping sides guys" (sea circle)

"im gona get a raincloud from home n hold it over us 3 for a minute to cool us down"

" i am VACATING the sea"

sarah - "do u wear a top at home?"
danny - "yes coz its NOT cold"
sarah - "what, it is cold ! "
CONFUSED :S ........but now we get it !!

danny - "im so jealous of u"
joanne didnt understand, then when she realised it was coz she had a drink..."do you want a drink?"
danny - "no."
joanne- "you sure?"
danny - "no, i will have a drink"

"i just like running"

" i could have went to beijing, but they make u wear wee vests so i would have rather just rip it off and write the number on my chest"

"coz im NOT thirsty"

"partake"

joanne - "you can just follow us around and make us laugh all the time"
danny - "but then il get arrested"
joanne - "you dont hav to follow us in a stalkery way"
danny - "so why dont i jus walk BESIDE youz"

"tadpoles want ur shins, god knows why, but u should get shin guards!"

"you cant do a party" (apart frm, "what u gona do? . . .partaaay")

"i was wandering around asking folk if they had bagpipes, one guys asked me if i could play them, i was like NOOOO"

"youve soaked my whole life"

"might aswell get chips and stick them in my ears im so salty"

"might aswell go on a booze dingy, just 2 ppl in a dingy with a bottle of vodka"

*talking to the wall

barman - "how many of you are there?"
danny holds up 6 fingers and shouts "five"

"apple bottom . . . anything"

"clown a ding ding"

"i say we rape tht bottle of vodka"

"bog rail"

*kissing lewis' feet after his record punching score

"did did did did did, have done"

"may aswell just steal my life"

danny - "hes my main mate"
joanne - "wats tht?"
danny - "like youre best friend in disguise"
joanne - "whys it disguised, why dotn u just call him youre best friend?"
danny - "coz that sounds a bit GAY"

*mosquito bites ritual

"might aswell brush youre teeth on my leg"

"im at war with you"

danny - "yass, i didnt have my hammer out last ngiht"
joanne - "yes you did"
danny - "no i rememebr i didnt"
joanne - "we have pictures"

"i just walked into a hole "

Edinburgh lads do it best ......
*martin - cute time
*donnelly - big brother
*duncan - squishy hugs
*jason - i remember loooaads
*danny - apple bottom soaked my life
*johnny - champane drinking face
*gaz - im too old for this
*sweetman - sounds like calum
*lewis - cutest smile ever
*dougall - didnt feel well

I <3 capri suns from kavos with.

"i wake up by the window, the window by myself, waaatcha gona do?"

"i remember LOOOOAAADS" - jason, loudest clapper in the world !

"do you know what this one is? . . . . .A TUNE!" - donnelly, long lost big brother !

"Clown a bang bang" - danny, funniest guy ul ever meet !

"do you believe in aliens?" - gaz, he doesnt have bebo !

"you two just want to hug and have cute time together dont you?" - martin, crazy dancer !

"can i sleep on your face?" - duncan, doesnt understand why we laugh so much "

"im knackered" - jonny, yes i know youre more tanned than me !

"nooooooo" - lewis, he punches hard !

"BTW, blah blah blah BTW" - sweetman, wana drive around?!

STUFF THAT REMINDS US OF KAVOS......

"the waves are over the pier san"

"can we call u duncan *said in edinburgh accent*" . . . . . "well, tht is my name " :S

*sand. heat. glass. mate ur cheesey

"CHEEEEEESE" - gaz after every second thing tht comes out his mouth

"i wake up by the window, the window by myself, watcha gona do?"

"can i have that?"

"he opened my mouth and made me swallow !" - duncan

"ming mong"

"knick knacks, thats knickers btw. jim jams, thats pyjamas btw !"

* joanne - hi im joanne who are you
donnelly - im fucked

*marvin the fly. marvin the real gypsy rose.

"you look like gary. do you have air con. can we stay at urs?" - no chat up line needed !

*being stranded in the sea coz we wer scared of the seaweed people and condom fish (which DONT exist )

*joanne shinning everything

*my 5 yr olds skint knee

*the barn bar man with flashing gegs tht always served us first and didnt even need to ask what we wanted

*Anal-wise

*Bonkers - luv it

*Ronaldo aka Mr tickle dance

joanne - "you look liek david moffit!"
duncan - "is that a teacher"
joanne - "yeh we called all our teachers their first names" :S

sarah - "wats his name"
joanne - "dougall, like mcd without the mick"

joanne - "GAZ!"
lewis - "im lewis"

"whats your name agai.......ROSSCO"

*do you know calum mcconnell? yeh, do u? OBVIOUSLY!!

*gaz singing "wanow" or "one nil" when the song lien is actually "go down" . . fool !

*glow stick challenge

*pushing joanne off the podium trying to swing round the pole ! joannes land like a scrambled egg lol

*dropping a glass on joannes ankle, getting another free drink haha they LOVED us !! "we are the entertainment" lmao gd times !!

joanne every night - "im not doing LOW tonight"
joanne every morning - "dammit i did LOW"

*stupid maid, comes in at 2pm to tell us "i finito" !! maate we dont care ! lol

*outfit changes half way through the night

*theres a nice breeze in this bar............aw wait, theres a fan above us !!

martin - "i know ur name, its steph!"

*disasterous apartment. power cut when we tried to cook. electric shock when we tried to plug in the hairdryer. the very loudly dripping air con. lost air con button. lack of hot water for a shower.

* it was the 4th day til we saw daytime

"we look tanned inside, lets take this light everywhere with us

*coming home to pee

*wee shop woman that always saw us in last nights clothes lol

*joanne stealing sum guys tops and wearing it. later on she started stealing dannys tops and wearing them. someone has a fetish for other peoples tops . . .

"can i wash my feet in your apartment?"

*walking squint in the sea

"they look like whales . . . eww! "

* believing kavos was shaped like a beer bottle" - in my defense, theres a photo of a bottle shaped island !! could be possible !!

*nightly screams!

*loads of

a can of tuna, a can of (uncooked) beans . . .mix together and u hav.......tunabeans! aparently, when had with a beer, a good meal becoz . . "youve got tuna, so protein, youve got beans, so energy, n youve got alcohol, so minerals, its the best meal"

eeehhh right then mark

p.s tastes mingin haha