Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100% ? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

FIRST NAME:
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
E : awesome kisser.
M : best kisser ever.
M : best kisser ever.
A: You like to drink.

LAST NAME:
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
O: Easy to fall in love with.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
B : You like people.
U : You really like to chill.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.

People will have to tell me whether thats true or not?! lol



Try it!


A: You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink.
M : best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: Easy to fall in love with.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready.

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Of all the things I believed in
I just wanna get it over with
Tears from behind my eyes
But I do not cry
Counting the days to past me by

I've been searching deep down in my soul
Words that I'm hearing
Are starting to get old
Feels like I'm starting all over again
The last three years are just pretend
And I said

Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that you do
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto

I used to get lost in your eyes
And it seems like I can't live a day without you
Closing my eyes
And you chased the thoughts away
But I am blinded by the light
But it's not right

Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that i knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto

And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time
I want whats yours and I want whats mine
I want you but I'm not giving in this time

Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto

Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto

And when the stars fall I will lie awake
You're my shooting star

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