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Davy Lalor
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    • Quotes From the BORAT "Sexy Time"

      She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan

      My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?

      I make a smell. It smell like a shit.

      Yes, I have been in a movie Dirty Jew. I play the one who eh… the hero, the one who shot him.

      You remind me my wife… why you laugh? She dead.

      There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.

      My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens.” “If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira.

      I want to do a romance inside of you."

      In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

      If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

      Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."

      "There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

      "We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle.""

      "We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings.""

      "In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

      "I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."

      "This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

      "My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."

      "In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes."

      My mother, she never love me. She say she wish she was raped by someone else

      This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

      Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard

      I hope President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!

      My sister...she´s a...prostitute. She like to make money, high five!
      Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party.

      This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole

      In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.

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    • World Records

      MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
      Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

      LONGEST PUBES
      Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

      MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
      Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

      ZITS
      In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

      WORST DRINK
      The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

      MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
      This is available from a few select bars in New York.
      It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

      GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
      Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

      LONGEST TURD
      The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender
      is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

      MOST PROLONGED FART
      Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

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    • Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"

      "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?"

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    • Mr Hip-Hop
      Mr Hip-Hop

      >:(
      Hey there! You just got VIP Entry!!!

      to VIP Thursdays at Sin Nightclub, TempleBar

      Spin1038's - DJ WAX & DJ JUMP are hosting a huge VIP Student Event, in Sin Nightclub, Sycamore Street, Temple Bar, on THURSDAY November 26th, 1000 exculsive people will pack the venue as these two heavey weight DJ's go head to head, for what is to be one of the biggest nights of the year.

      Watch out for special guest apperances, dancers, massive drink promotions listed below and media coverage.

      You are on my friends list, so I would like to give you VIP access to the event, which will also gain you Free access!

      Just drop me your name by sms to 086 7811619 and you will get a reply text to show at the door, and a VIP pass will be waiting for you! If you have a couple of friends have them text too.

      :)
      Drink Promos

      €3 All Shots
      €3 All Alcopops
      €3 Bottles Miller
      €3 Pint Becks
      €5 Sex on the Beach
      :) :)

      4 days ago
    • DandeLion
      DandeLion

      HI (Davy Lalor),

      THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE HOSTING THEIR OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY THIS FRIDAY 13TH NOV @ DANDELION !!

      The Backstreet Boys will be taking to the Dandelion Decks to rock the night away!!

      For all the adoring fans there will also be a meet and greet with the biggest selling artists of all time and best selling boy band !!

      Pay at the door event so get there early to avoid disappointment!

      DOORS OPEN 10PM

      1 week ago
    • Club Hush
      Club Hush

      Hi Davy Lalor

      Fast N Furious Night and Modified Car show

      limited amount of advance tickets available from the red cow reception FREE ADMISSION TO AFTERPARTY with this advance ticket before 12 midnight. Other wise normal price will apply. SO GET UR TICKET NOW!

      The Fast & Furious Night and Carshow will take place at THE RED COW EXHIBITION CENTRE Naas Road Dublin on Sat 14th Nov.
      The Show will feature :
      THE SLICK CHICS STAGE SHOW / LIVE DJ'S
      IRELANDS TOP MODIFIED CARS
      TOP IRISH CRUISE WEBSITES
      ROLL N ROAD / TRADE STANDS
      BABE OF THE SHOW / WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION
      Irelands only female drag car driver and her dragcar
      ADM 10Euro Doors 6PM

      THE AFTERPARTY
      At 11pm the party will continue in HUSH night club with DECK B And not forgetting the Slick Chics.

      SECURITY STAFF HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ENTRY TO NIGHT CLUB.

      2 weeks ago
    • Mr Hip-Hop
      Mr Hip-Hop


      DJ WAX vs DJ AHMED
      €3 THURSDAYS
      TURKS HEAD, Temple Bar

      This Thursday, November 5th we see the launch of €3 Thursdays @ The Turks Head Nightclub

      Dont miss this massive night, being hosted in this multi story venue with 1400 capacity, while these 2 heavy weight DJ's go head to head

      :) :) :)

      3 weeks ago
    • DJ Brownsuga
      DJ Brownsuga


      Davy Lalor....just to let u know Im at the Vaults, Dublin tonite...

      Free in before 11.30pm so get down early!

      WILL BE A WICKED NITE!

      Holla for requests b4 8pm

      See u soon!

      BROWN$UGA
      ........X........

      4 weeks ago
    • Slick DJ Magazine
      Slick DJ Magazine

      Hi Davy Lalor

      We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:

      The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). @ FAIRYHOUSE COMPLEX, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing Tickets priced at €25.
      Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
      OVER 18

      On the night we will have :
      Security /Food van /Insurance
      Full Bar with drink promos
      A Chill out area (Seating area)Dancers / performers

      4 weeks ago
    • Rise At Elk
      Rise At Elk

      Davy Lalor you are invited...

      7 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      HI Davy Lalor

      THIS WEEK AT 515 WE
      WELCOME ONE OF DANCE MUSICS
      BIGGEST STARS ERIC PRYZ WITH
      SUPPORT FROM OUR MAIN RESIDENT LRB
      THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY BIG NIGHT

      WE HAVE SOME PASSES TO GIVE AWAY
      IF YOU WANNA COME ANSWER THE
      FOLLOWING QUESTION WITH YOUR FULL
      NAME

      WHERE IS ERIC PRYDZ FROM?

      UPCOMING @ 515 TRIPOD

      OCT 2ND ERIC PRYDZ
      OCT 9TH FERRY CORSTON
      OCT 16TH SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
      OCT 23RD DUBFIRE (DEEP DISH)
      OCT 25TH HED KANDI
      NOV 6TH UMEK
      NOV 13TH DAVE CLARKE
      NOV 27TH BOOKA SHADE (DJ SET)

      REPLY STOP OR CANCEL US AS A FRIEND TO STOP RECIEVING OUR WEEKLY MAIL OUT

      THANKS
      515

      8 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      Davy Lalor

      515 RE- LAUNCHES THIS WEEK TO
      TRIPOD WITH DANNY HOWELLS SUPPORT
      COMES FROM LRB WE ARE DELIGHTED TO
      BE BACK IN THE MAIN ROOM AND THE LINE
      UP FOR THE COMING MONTHS IS HUGE

      WE HAVE A TICKET COMPETITION THIS WEEK
      ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION

      WHAT IS THE NAME OF DANNY HOWELLS CLUB
      NIGHT?

      PRIVATE MESSAGE US ANSWERS AND WE WILL
      PICK WINNERS

      515 UPCOMING SHOW

      SEPT 18TH DANNY HOWELLS
      SEPT 25TH JEFF MILLS
      OCT 2ND ERIC PRYDZ
      OCT 9TH FERRY CORSTON
      OCT 16TH SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
      OCT 23RD DUBFIRE (DEEP DISH)
      OCT 25TH HED KANDI

      REPLY STOP OR CANCEL US AS A FRIEND TO STOP THESE COMMENTS OF OUR UP-COMING GIGS

      515

      9 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      HEY Davy Lalor

      HYPE THIS WEEK WE WELCOME ONE
      OF DUBLINS ALL TIME TECHNO HEROS
      WARREN K SUPPORT COMES FROM RESIDENT
      CONOR G AND ALSO KARL LAMBERT AND
      MARK LAWLESS

      SUBJECT LOOK AFTRE LOBBY BAR IF U
      WANT G LIST MAIL US AND WE WILL PICK
      WINNERS

      515 RETURNS TO TRIPOD NEXT WEEK HERE
      ARE SOME OF THE LINE UPS

      SEPT 18TH DANNY HOWELLS
      SEPT 25TH JEFF MILLS
      OCT 2ND ERIC PRYDZ
      OCT 9TH FERRY CORSTON
      OCT 16TH SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
      OCT 23RD DUBFIRE (DEEP DISH)
      OCT 25TH HED KANDI

      TO STOP RECEIVING MSGS REPLY STOP OR REMOVE US AS A FRIEND....WE ARE ONLY TRYING TO KEEP YOUZ IN THE LOOP....THANKS GUYS

      10 weeks ago
    • Light Nightclub
      Light Nightclub

      Hi Davy Lalor,

      Hope to see you this weekend @ Heavens Malibu BEACH PARTY starting this Thursday with all drinks 3euro this BEACH PARTY is going to be our Biggest and Best Beach Party ever, with special guests and fm 104 Frank Jezz on Saturday night.

      One Lucky Person will win a trip for two to MALIBU in Sunny California in our WET T SHIRT Comp this Prize will be given out on Saturday night in our Final.
      First heat Thursday night, Second Heat Friday Night and the Final Saturday.

      If you wish to enter are competition speak to Sarah on the front door on the night and she will give you a white T Shirt so you can enter are competition.

      So girls if your daring enough join us @ Heaven this weekend...........

      12 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      HEY Davy Lalor

      HYPE THIS WEEK WE WELCOME BACK ONE NORTHERN IRELANDS FINEST EXPORTS

      FERGIE (EXCENTRICS)

      SUPPORT COMES FROM OUR MAIN RESIDENT LRB
      IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE THE LAST FEW WEEKS AT HYPE ITS GONNA BE A BIG ONE

      SUBJECT DJS ARE IN THE LOBBY BAR PLAYING AN ECLECTIC MIX

      515 RETURNS TO TRIPOD SOON
      HERE ARE THE FIRST SHOWS WE HAVE CONFIRMED

      18TH SEPT DANNY HOWELLS
      25TH SEPT JEFF MILLS
      9TH OCT SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
      23RD OCT DUBFIRE
      27TH NOV DAVE CLARKE
      18TH DEC SEBASTIEN LEDGER

      :D

      12 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      HEY Davy Lalor

      AFTER LAST WEEKS SELLOUT SHOW WITH THE JAPANESE POPSTARS HYPE GEARS UP FOR ANOTHER SOLID WEEK WITH HERCULES AND THE LOVEAFFAIR (DJ SET) IN CRAWDADDY AND THE ONE AND ONLY TIMMY AND TOMMY IN POD
      ITS DEFO GONNA BE ANOTHER SELL OUT THIS WEEK IF YOU WANNA COME TO SHOW SEND US A MAIL AND WE WILL HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME GUEST LIST :D

      13 weeks ago
    • Mr Hip-Hop
      Mr Hip-Hop

      :O :O :O

      Hey its Mr Hip-Hop

      We are hosting an Explosive and Exculsive Night in Temple Bar, with
      1400 people capacity and multiple rooms of R'n'B. hiphop and funk
      over 3 floors, with Dublin's biggest and best DJ's.

      VIP FRIDAY @ TURKS HEAD , Temple Bar

      August Friday 14th

      DJ WAX

      DJ AHMED

      Toby Fabian

      Its the high season at the moment in temple bar so the venue with be
      jammed with tourists from all across the globe sexy spainish, american and
      UK tourists getting down and durty with Dublin's sexiest R'n'B crowd,
      Models from Full Force Entertainment and some very well known faces.

      Dont miss the biggest party of Summer 2009

      Party like a Rock Star and Fcuk like a Porn Star :D @ VIP Friday

      August 14th , Entry €10

      14 weeks ago
    • Light Nightclub
      Light Nightclub

      hey Davy Lalor,

      Were going mad @ Heaven Tonight with are First Friday Of the Month Special........
      ALL DRINKS 3 EURO, ALL NIGHT LONG......

      Doors open 10.30, Admission 12 euro OR HALF PRICE Before 11.30.......
      Beat the Queue Get here Early.

      15 weeks ago
    • Mr Hip-Hop
      Mr Hip-Hop

      O:O :O Hey its Mr Hip-Hop

      We are hosting an Explosive and Exculsive Night in Temple Bar, with 1400 people capacity and multiple rooms of R'n'B. hiphop and funk over 3 floors, with Dublin's biggest and best DJ's.

      VIP FRIDAY @ TURKS HEAD , Temple Bar August Friday 14th DJ WAX DJ AHMED Toby Fabian

      Its the high season at the moment in temple bar so the venue with be jammed with tourists from all across the globe sexy spainish, american and UK tourists getting down and durty with Dublin's sexiest R'n'B crowd, Models from Full Force Entertainment and some very well known faces.

      Dont miss the biggest party of Summer 2009 Party like a Rock Star and Fcuk like a Porn Star :D @ VIP Friday July 14th ,

      Entry €10

      15 weeks ago
    • Five One Five
      Five One Five

      HEY Davy Lalor

      HYPE THIS WEEK PRESENTS
      SPIN 103.8 DAVE DAVIN WITH
      SUPPORT FROM THE INMATES AND
      ROB MURPHY

      POWER FM DJS AND SUBJECT DJS
      TAKE OVER THE LOBBY FROM 11
      IF YOU WANNA COME DOWN MAIL US
      AND WE WILL HOOK YOU UP

      :D

      15 weeks ago
    • Amanda Murray
      Amanda Murray

      hey hun

      16 weeks ago
    • Light Nightclub
      Light Nightclub

      Hi Davy Lalor, Its the last Bank Holiday Of the Summer and Heaven Nightclub is the place to be, With Drink Promo's and Frank Jezz on the decks this Sunday. Both Floors open till Late.
      See You There.

      Heaven's Doors are open this Monday @ 11pm till 2.30, Admission 10 euro ALL DRINKS 3 EURO.......

      Heaven's New Admission price Friday and Saturday is only 10 euro,
      Half price on Friday B4 11.30,
      Members Free every Saturday B4 11.30,

      16 weeks ago