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- Scottish Comedian of the Year 2008 , Underbelly 7.50pm Aug 6th - 30th
- Me, Myself, and I
- Having won Scottish Comedian of the Year 2008 - Scott now takes his first full solo show to the Edinburgh Fringe this August (6th - 30th) 7.50pm at the Underbelly.
What comedy critic Steve Bennett of Chortle.co.uk wrote about me: "He shares Billy Connolly's ability to spin an anecdote and draw out its humour. His tale of two tramps playing ‘shite volley’, especially, you can imagine coming from the Big Yin."
More info at www.scottagnew.co.uk
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Scott Agnew: Warts and all and Cristiano Ronaldo
Hello folks - welcome to the new website - if you've come to this blog via scottagnew.co.uk. To folks that are reading it on my frankly awful myspace site or the bebo page you might want to try that link in future - it's cleaner as a webspace and hopefully there will be other intresting things on it soon - as well as my slightly cheeky flyer for the Big Boy show.
Only a week after the brochure launch for the Magners Glasgow International Comedy Festival and I've had some interest from a couple of Press outlets about my solo show "Big Boy." Possibly the cover of a magazine - which would be nice and the other a very nice swish glossy with a whole page to myself.
Both however say they require photos. I dropped my usual publicity pics along to them and I was told it wasn't really what they'd be looking for and they'd much prefer fresh new pics.
Now at the minute I've got a horrible rotten worry wart right slap bang on the top of my lip. It's been driving me insane for a few months now and is rather unsightly if not downright disgusting. It looks especially bad as it keeps on getting caught up with my razor balde when I'm shaving so has been getting increasingly gnarled.
I'd visited the GP about it umpteen times and as usual the NHS prescribed all the wrong remedies until I eventually sought a third opinion and was given the correct treatment. A good old freezing of it. The first freezing in November didn't affect it much nor the freezing in December and a further freezing in January only marginally made a difference.
Then I discovered you could buy the freezing stuff over the counter and have made a job of blasting the shit out of this horrid little blighter every other day. In the space of a week I've managed to reduce it by half and if it keeps up at this rate it might be away by the time I need to get my photograph taken for these mags - result. If not I have expressed to both publications that I have no objection to airbrushing if that's what is required so as not to upset their readers.
With this wart clinging on for dear life at the minute and me sweating it about these photos due to be taken I have become more depressed watching the Manchester United against Tottenham game. Now I know one should never measure up against celebrity and the like because all their pics are airbrushed to oblivion and no one really looks that good.
If that's the case could someone please explain to me Cristiano Ronaldo?
It's a wet, horrible Sunday in January, he has been sprinting like a gazelle up and down that mucky pitch all afternoon and scored two goals in the process and the Portugese swine is immaculate. Hair pretty much perfect, not a mark on his face, not a blemish on his body - even when he sweats it only adds to his appeal. He doesn't even look dirty from the grass and mud. And most annoying of all, you known he hasn't been airbrushed or had a make-up artist work with him for four hours prior to the match - it's live telly - he does ACTUALLY look that good. Just as much as live telly lets you know that Wayne Rooney looks that bad.
It's not just Cristiano Ronaldo's incredibly stunning visage which has been getting to me the planned show for the comedy fetival has become a niggle too.
I've had a clear idea of what I've been intending to do with the Big Boy show for quite a while now and what stories I wanted to tell however there's a difficulty in writing it that's beggining to get rather irritating.
How do you write a show that features mental health issues that's both funny and informative and trying not to be too flippant at the same time?
Well we shall see if I succeed come March - previous shows I have done have either just been an extension of my club set or, as last year's show (Bingo!), simply about up the arse shagging. Whilst they've been entertaining enough and I've always got a good reaction from my audiences at them, I'm keen to go other places.
Now I'm pretty sure that I'll always hav1 Comment 665 days
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Bang'Ed Up1 day agoHI Scott Agnew
THIS FRIDAY!!
ONLY 6 DAYS TO GO............ONLY 6 DAYS TO GO
FRI 27th Nov
Bang'ed Up presents:-
ALEX KIDD (UK's #1 Dj)
IAN MCNAB
DAVIE M
DA GENERAL VS ALEX DJ
CRAIG LECKIE
BOB COOK & ROSS K
ONLY 6 DAYS TO GO............ONLY 6 DAYS TO GO
Tickets available from Ticket Scotland ONLY £8 (direct link on Bang'ed Up page) or £10 on door.
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKET YET?????
(Get them quick, this will sell out!)
Drinks from £1.50//Live Dancers//500 free Cd givaways//Live DVD Recording for Banged Up Tv & Free T-shirt Givaways
What else could you Need!!
Bang'ed Up - last Fri of the Month @ Byblos
HARD DANCE / HARD TRANCE / HARD HOUSE
ADD OUR SKIN - SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!!
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Shed Nightclub1 week agoDear Friend,
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Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
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SpeakEasy2 weeks agoHEY Scott Agnew
Bears Night
As any good bear will know the 1st Friday of the month is the world famous Bears Night with Dj Jamie on the decks and fantastic drinks promos all night.
The bears night starts at 7pm in revolver and the party carries on till late in speakeasy
with DJ JAMIE on the decks from 9pm and all of spekeasy's very own bear cubs behind the bar, why would any bear head home ...
SO GUYS 1ST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH SPEAKEASY BAR IS WHERE ALL THOSE BABY BOY BEAR CUBS ARE SERVING THE BEST PROMO DRINKS AROUND!!!
DONT MISS OUT!!!!
JOHN STREET ... WHERE THE BEARS ARE X -
Bang'Ed Up3 weeks ago
Hi Scott Agnew
THE COUNTDOWN IS NEARLY OVER!!!!
THIS FRIDAY IS THE MASSIVE LAUNCH NIGHT HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!
BANG'ED UP @ BYBLOS
HARD DANCE / HARD TRANCE / HARD HOUSE
Andy Whitby
Ian McNab
Davie M
DZ
Craig Leckie
Ross K
Bob Cook
And the LG Dancerz
Andy Whitby will be doing an AWsum diary and recording for AWsum.tv for this MASSIVE Launch night. DONT MISS OUT!!
Have you got your ticket yet???
Tickets available from ticket Scotland
http://www.tickets-scotland.com/even...
Or Pay at the door £10 (doors open at 10)
£200 for best dressed / 500 Free cd givaways / Halloween decor / Drinks from £1.50
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR!!!
www.bangedup.tv
KEEP IT Bang'ed Up!!!!
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Scene Glasgow4 weeks agoHey Scott Agnew,
This weekend see's the long awaited arrival of Scene Bar.
Open Mon - Sat 12 till Midnight - Sun 12.30 - Midnight
Glasgows newest and biggest gay bar.
Our sexy staff compliment our sexy modern surroundings.
Free WIFI
Coming Soon - Food the Scene way!!
A great VIP area, which can also be booked for your special occasions.
We also have great hoodies and t'shirts on sale.
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Next Saturday -
Scene presents All Hallow's Eve Ball, The spooky, funky festival of the dead.
Fun and frolics on the night, plus lots of treats and a few tricks.
You should'nt be seen dead anywhere else!!
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We are situated underneath the italian centre at 17 John Street (Basement)
Directly opposite Revolver and Speakeasy.
Scene Team
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Alan Parker5 weeks agoHey
Hope you had a good night on Tuesday, and made it home reasonably early. Was good to see you.
Hope the bf better..with a wee nursemaid like u, could only be due a speedy recovery.
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Shed Nightclub10 weeks ago
Hey Scott Agnew
Just a quick message to let you know that the famous Shed School Disco is Back this coming Bank Holiday Sunday 27th September!
Its going to be Massive.
Tuck Shop, hockey skirts, Rugby boys, Blazers, lollypops, Arches, Old School Tunes and 90's pop favourites!
Drinks from 1.50
Doors 10.30pm
Headmaster LiL rich and dinner ladies lisa m and lil gem all on the decks!
will we see you there? if not you will be expelled! lol
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O'Couture11 weeks agoBook a booth for the Scotland game this Sat/Wed info@ocglasgow.com
Comment sent from Commentor Also www.ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list.
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12 weeks ago
MArk Watson
hope that you are well ,having a glass of wine at katies are you working tonight ?see you later.mr mark
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Shed Nightclub12 weeks ago
Hey Shedders
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Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday !
Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid !
Plus 5 tons of real sand ...
Will we see you there?
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SpeakEasy16 weeks ago
HEY Scott Agnew
THIS WEEKEND CELEBRATES SPEAKEASY's 1st BIRTHDAY
SATURDAY - GET YOUR BEACH WEAR ON AND GET TO SPEAKEASY FOR A PARTY TO REMEMBER, WITH OUR SHIPWRECKED BEACH PARTY
WITH OUR ALL NEW 5* COCKTAIL LIST @ £1.99 AND DRINK PROMOS FROM £1.95 THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BE HERE.
WET SHORTS COMPETITIONS AND PRIZE GIVEAWAYS ON THE NIGHT
THE BRILLIANT DJ JAMIE ON THE DECKS FROM 9PM
DONT MISS OUT!!!!!
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Ian D17 weeks agohey mr you have a good night last night hope all was ok i was a bit brunk but was a really good night lol thats the first night i have had with both of ma sisters and it was so funny lol wait till you see the pics hahaha o well have a good day see you soon mr xox
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Jacqui-Ann Lucia Pacitti Beaver20 weeks agohey scott
hows u think you were in the year above me how things
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Scotty.21 weeks agothink im showing face at a wedding fri night then possibly in2 town, mayb go 2 Madness on sat not sure yet, never been b4
u?
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Scotty.21 weeks ago
yep same here mr, was out & about in the sun 2day so shattered now lol..
u got a gig 2moz night then?? wher is it?
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Scotty.21 weeks ago
hey mr, howz it going?
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