Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch : MINE

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess Twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary test.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the cold.

It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

1. Full Name: Gregory David Loomes
2. Nicknames: Raven, Rambo, Loom'z' blondie, teady bear...the list goes on and on
3. Birthday: 04/ 10 / 91
4. Place of Birth: Baulkham hills priavte
5. nash: Australian - hairatage : english scotish irish
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 11
8. School: Prarieiwood high school
9. Occupation: Student , somtimes a jr small motors mech..but looking for a job
10. Residence: Bossley
11. MSN Screen Name: ((((...Justita Tenax...))))[b][c=3][b][i][c=46]Ra
 ven[/c][/i][/b] Bird Of Chaos[/c][/b]


__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: "dirty" blonde
13. Hair Length: long for a guy, its at the top of my back
14. Eye color: hazzel - they change from time to time
15. Weight: 75-80kg
16. Am i tall : 5''9''
17. am i shy: yeah
18. am i a cunt: nope
19. Piercing: want them
20. Tattoos: want one
21. Right or Lefty: righty

___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: Anthoney Cash
23. First Award: first big one was Auzzie of the month
24. First Sport: Soccer
25. First pet: kit kat...
26. First Real Vacation: Foster tuncurry
27. First Concert: yet to go to one
28. First Love: Erin Marrie Cooper, love you still and forever

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: lion king
30. TV programme: two and half men , stargate, family guy etc etc
31. Color: Red and black
32. Rapper: go die..dont like them
33. Band: Cradle , 3 doors down, showtek, bass agents, nickle, children and more
34. Song Right Now: parramore - crush crush crush
35. Friends: Jason, Erin, Laura , Jess, Manda
36. Sweet: choclate
37. Sport to Play: Training and Marital arts
38. Restaurants: Hogsbreth Cafe, fancy carvery...chinese food !
39. Favorite brand:, world industrys, jay jays, stuff liike that
40. Store: does westfeilds and stocklands count as a store ?
41. College: dont have one
42. Animal: Bird or dog, or cat...
43. Book: Murline consprisay
44. Magazine: readers digest...only one i read becuase its there
45. Shoes: my shoes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happy
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush: yeah on erin lol
49. Eating: potato
50. Drinking: Vir screw driver
51. Typing: to people
52. Online: Lisa,Eb,arron,Laura, Erin, david, chrissy, jen, jason, mitch,lex,,nikki krissy, courtney, jake, tj, kim, simone
53. Listening To: living dead beat
54. Thinking About; this blog
55. Wanting To: compelte this fucking blog, and for it to be the weekend
56. Watching: aus got tallent
57. Wearing: pjs !

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids: yeah aleast 2
59. Want to be Married: yes
60. Careers in Mind: Teacher, cop, and join the army res
61. Where do you want to live: in a home
62. Car: i nice one..red makes it go faster

__Which is better with the Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: anything really
64. Hair length: anything
65. Eye color: anything
66. Measurments: shorter then me
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both...wow this easy to anwer so far
70. Short or Tall: shorter
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny is yuck anyhthing other
74. Sensitive or Loud: both...lol again this is easy to answer
75. Hook-up or Relationship: realtionship
76. Sweet or Caring: both...lol
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: ...trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: nope
79. Had Alcohol: yep
80. Smoked: kinda
81. Ran Away From Home: yep, came back...home had food
82. Broken a bone: yes and no...mine no...other persons yeah...
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone:yep
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: yeah
86. Broke Up With Someone: nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried at school: maybe

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: errr maybe
92. Ghosts: yes
93. Aliens: has to be
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell:yes
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date:..lol yes
99. Horoscopes: no

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Fave Color:

4. Are you a virgin?

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Are we friends?

2. Do you have a crush on me?

3. Would you kiss me?

4. ...with tongue?

5. Would you enjoy it?

6. Would you ever ask me out?

7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

11.Would you walk on the beach with me?

12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

13. Do you/have you talked junk about me?

14. Do you think I'm a good person?

15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

17.Do you think I'm hot?

18. If you could change anything about me -would you?

19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

21. what do you rate me outta 1-10??