Does Tolerance Mean Nothing?
When Children read stories like these, they instantly begin to relate with the characters. To empathize with the characters. To begin to want be like the characters. So, What message is Mr. Rowling sending when he makes one of the main characters an awful bigot?
That's right, the character known as Draco Malfoy, one of the most vital characters in the story, is no more than a bigot and a spoiled little shit. Often times he can be found insulting those who are worse off than he, as well as insulting "mudbloods," or people who are not born of magical parents.
Why, the children who are reading these books also are not magical. What can they do, being as they are merely "muggles" (a derogatory word for non-magical, god-loving people.) You see, these books, using this bigotry, tell the kids they will not be equals with their idol Malfoy, until they too take up the dark art of magic.

All Bow to the King?
Get this, the author behind this whole mess isn't from America.
That's right, not only are our children being corrupted, its being done by a lousy foreigner. From GREAT BRITAIN. Now, I could be wrong, but I don't think we fought for and won our Independence just for shits and giggles. We did it so we didn't have to listen to what goofy, rotten-toothed limeys have to say any more.
So, knowing this, why do we still allow their inferior products to come into our great lands, corrupting our children's minds with anti-Jesus propaganda? I see no need for Britain, and no need for these books.
If Britain wants to peddle their goods in our land, like some kind of ally, maybe they should consider showing a little comradery with the United States.
When's the last time they helped us out with anything at all? Exactly, so why are we helping their satanic authors to earn a living?

Well He Didn't Use A Spell To Get These Ideas
I'm sure you've all heard the story how Mr. Rowling came up with this idea while working as a bartender, and scribbled notes down on the bottom of coasters. What I'm sure you haven't heard of is the man who these ideas really came from.
That man was a little known magician and illusionist from the early 1900's. His Name?
Harry Houdini.
Now, you have probably never heard of this man, his work did not garner much acclaim, however he is single handedly responsible for coining a magic phrase called "Abra Kadabra." Fortunately Mr. Houdini was not actually in a pact with Satan, and as such, this phrase holds no evil power. Despite this however, Rowling still chose to steal this line and claim it as his own. You see, "Abra Kadabra" is also the phrase used to cast the most powerful spell in Rowling's world, a spell which kills instantly.
So could it be a coincidence that this phrase is stolen letter-for-letter from the dead magician? Yes. Is it? Not likely. Mr. Rowling is a liar and a thief.

Yeah, Maybe If It Were Hogwarts School of Cleaning and Cake-Baking
Somebody should tell this woman (Rowling's wife perhaps?) that the only thing a woman needs a broom for is sweeping the damn house.
Perhaps one of the more laughable aspects of these novels, is the portrayal of female characters.
More specifically, the portrayal of female characters as equal to their male counterparts.
Please, this is not the kind of drivel that we need infecting the minds of our impressionable young children. These ideas, once ingrained, are very difficult to get rid of, and can only lead to confusion later in life when the children realize that the role of the woman is to assist the man in whatever way necessary.
Any sane adult knows, that whether it be cooking, cleaning, or spitting out babies, a woman's job is to satisfy her man. Period. End of discussion.
Let's not give our young girls any false delusions of grandeur and equality. There is a reason there has never been a female president.

Are There No Accountants In The Wizarding World?
What type of a message are we givi

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