Ok, so here are the new proposed trip ideas....

### Faro > Frankfort for €55 on ryanair as planned ....

or one of the following....

1.)ONE FOR THE PEEPS WHO WANNA SEE SOME OF FRANCE OR ONLY HAVE A WEEK: Lisbon >> Lyon / basel (€34/30 -easyjet) -29th june >munich>prague>berlin>amsterdam>br
 ussels>>dublin(€25ish)

2.)ONE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A LITTLE MORE TIME (and money since time=money)
Lisbon>> Berlin (€41/€54 -easyjet) 28th/29th june
>prague>brataslava>budapest>vienna
 >munich>amsterdam>brussels>>dublin
 (€25ish)

#OTHER FLIGHT OPTIONS: (a) lisbon>>paris (€32 -easyjet) (b) lisbon>>prague (€70-skyeurope) (c) lisbon>>vienna (€70-skyeurope) (d) lisbon>>hannover (€99 - airberlin) (e) lisbon>>munich (€114 -airberlin)

#NOTE: We can meet up where paths cross, i.e. (i) people who only have a week can meet peeps on (2) in prague (ii) people who wanna see some france could meen people on (2) in munich if they stay in france for a while or prague if they push on.

NO MOANING, any questions/ suggestions?...
DO NOT COMPLAIN IF YOU CANNOT THINK OF A SOLUTION OR A BETTER IDEA - it is unfair and an insult to all those spending time researching and organising.

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich

Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich führe ihn spazieren
im Passgang den Flur entlang
ich bin enttäuscht

Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen
Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
ich bin enttäuscht total enttäuscht

Bück dich
das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebückt
in ein gutes Licht gerückt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an

Der Zweifuß stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
versucht sich tiefer noch zu bücken
Tränen laufen hoch den Rücken

Bück dich

Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich nocheinmal

Bück dich

NOW THE SONG IN ENGLISH

Bend over, I command you
turn your visage away from me
I don't care about your face
bend over

A two-legged being on all fours
I take him for a walk
ambling along the corridor
I am disappointed

Now he comes backwards towards me
Honey stays stuck on the garter
I am disappointed, totally disappointed

Bend over
your face doesn't interest me

The two-legged one has bent over
and moved into a good light
I show him what you can do
and I start to cry

The biped stammers a prayer
because he's scared I'm feeling even worse
he tries to bend over even more
tears run up his back

Bend over

Bend over, I command you
turn your visage away from me
I don't care about your face
bend over once more

Bend over ................


(stolen frm hughs blog...bt i did hav da idea of dis as a blog be4 hugh made it as his blog)