1 - Fυll Nαмє: Jamie Honour
2 - Ni¢κиαмє: J-Fizzle
3 - Biятн∂αч: 30th Sep
4 - Plα¢є Of Biятн: WSM
5 - Zo∂iα¢ Sigи: Libra
6 - Mαlє Oя Fємαlє: male
7 - Yєαя Iи S¢нооl: 11... jus left
8 - S¢нооl: Churchill
9 - O¢¢υραтiои: student
10 - Rєѕi∂єи¢є: WSM
11 - MSN S¢яєєи Nαмє: Loveage
12 - Hαiя Coloυя: Black
13 - Hαiя Lєиgтн: bein grown
14 - Eчє Coloυя: Brown
15 - Wєigнт: 13 stone
16 - Hєigнт: 6ft 1
17 - Drink:yes
18 - Smoke:yes
19 - Piєя¢iиgs: Ears
20 - Tαттооs: Nope.. not yet neways.. any ideas of 1?
21 - Rigнт Oя Lєft Hαи∂є∂: Right

__Yoυя Fiяѕт__

22 - Bєѕт Fяiєи∂: got loadsa m8s no bst m8
23 - Awαя∂: haha ummm random 1s
24 - Sρоят A¢тiviтч: skiing,rugby, motorsport
25 - Pєт: Dog
26 - Rєαl Vα¢αтiои: Skiing somewhere
27 - Coи¢єят: NASS
28 - Lovє: umm cnt memba
__Fαvoυяiтє__

29 - Moviє: die hard
30 - TV Pяogяαм: anythin
31 - Coloυя: pink n black
32 - Rαρρєя: chocolate 1s
33 - Bαи∂: Enter Shakari
34 - Soиg Rigнт Now:Enter Shakari - sorry your not a winner
35 - Fяiєи∂ѕ: any1
36 - Swєєтѕ: haribo
37 - Sρoят: rugby, skiin and motorsport
38 - Rєѕтυяαит: McDonalds
39 - Bяαи∂: anythin rele
40 - Sтoяє: topman
41 - S¢нооl Sυвjє¢т: dnt go 2 skwll now
42 - Aиiмαl: dog
43 - Booκ: i cnt read
44 - Mαgαziиє: nuts/zoo
45 - Sноєѕ: Trainers

__Cυяяєитlч__

46 - Fєєliиg: Happy
47 - Siиglє Oя Tακєи: single
48 - Hαvє A Cяυѕн: haha no cba
49 - Eαтiиg: Nuthink
50 - Dяiиκiиg: Nuffink
51 - Tчρiиg: Ha! ... Obv
52 - Oиliиє: Uhuh .. as always
53 - Liѕтєиiи To: Enter Shakari
54 - Tнiиκiи Aвoυт: how much i need a job
55 - Wαитiи To: get a job
56 - Wαт¢нiи: computer screen!
57 - Wєαяiи: jeans

__Yoυя Fυтυяє__

58 - Wαит Ki∂s: Yep
59 - Woииα Gєт Mαяяied: Yep!
60 - Cαяєєя Cноi¢єѕ: duno summi wit cars n ladies
61 - Dяєαм Hoмє Aяєα: south france
62 - Cαяѕ: mitsubishi l200.... porsche 911
__Bєттєя Wiтн Oρρosiтє Sєx__

63 - Hαiя Coloυя: browny
64 - Hαiя Lєиgтн: long
65 - Eчє Coloυя: Any
66 - Mєαѕυяємєитѕ: not really skiiny or huge
67 - Cυтє Oя Sєхч: Both!
68 - Liρѕ Oя Eчєѕ: eyes
69 - Hυgѕ Oя Kissєѕ: Both
70 - Sноят Oя Tαllєя: shorter than me
71 - Eαѕчgoiиg Oя Sєяioυѕ: easygoing
72 - Roмαитi¢ Oя Sρoитαиєоυѕ: Both!
73 - Fαт Oя Sκiиич: umm .. Average
74 - Sєиѕiтivє Oя Loυ∂: Both!
75 - Hooκ-Uρ Oя Rєlαтioиѕнiρ: Relationship
76 - Swєєт Oя Cαяiиg: Both!
77 - Tяoυвlє Mακєя Oя Hєѕiѕтαит Oиє: Tha Trouble Maker!

__Hαvє Yoυ Evєя__

78 - Kiѕѕє∂ A Sтяαиgєя: yh
79 - Hα∂ Al¢oнol: Yeh
80 - Bєєи Poli¢є Sтαтiои: yh
81 - Rαи Awαч Fяoм Hoмє: no .. nowher 2 go
82 - Bяoκє Soмєоиєѕ Sтυff: Yerrp
83 - Goт Aи X-Rαч: Yepp
84 - Bєєи Wiтн Soмєоиє: Yepp
85 - Bяоκє Soмєоиєѕ Hєαят: Yeppp
86 - Bяоκє Uρ Wiтн Soмєоиє: Yepp
87 - Cяiє∂ Wнєи Soмєоиє Diє∂: No
88 - Cяiє∂ Aт S¢нооl: only we reece playedme in knuckles

__Do Yoυ Bєliєvє Iи__

89 - Go∂: nope .... load of bollox
90 - Miяα¢lєs: no
91 - Lovє Aт Fiяѕт Sigнт: no
92 - Gнoѕтѕ: Naa
93 - Aliєиѕ: Naaa
94 - Soυl: naa
95 - Hєll: Naa
96 - Aиgєls: Naa
97 - Kissiиg Oи Fiяѕт Dαтє: deffo
97 - Sнαggiиg Oи Fiяѕт Dαтє: haha of course.. wt else
99 - Hoяoѕ¢oρєѕ: no.. mean shit all x

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where
my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice
there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image
I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger,
just a Chicken burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw
and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McPrick.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be ok

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