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theres omly two andy gorams
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other
day:
"Park, Park, Where-ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse - You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house"
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
"Your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one
another, The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down, going down, going down"
Sunderland fans reply.....
"So are we , so are we , so are we ".
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink (he even laughed!):
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well,
you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
(To the tune of "when the saints" West brom sang):
"the premier league is upside down, the premier league is upside down.
we'r
up the top and chelsea bottom,
the premier league is upside down"
Then a few seconds later..
"champions!...............champion
s!....... ......champions!
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the
idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
"in style of Chim-Chiminey"
"Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK
YOU!!
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after
being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
"He's red,He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad"
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews...
"Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now
hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland"
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover...
He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.
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Arran Vaughan43 settimane faso are u back in the first team then and the rest of them too!may as well of sold delph couldnt to any worse without him ha!have flights booked wit my girlfriend to head melbourne ion 3rd that be good ment to be a great spot!been workin last month lazy fucks here how life wit u
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Arran Vaughan45 settimane faso yous couldnt afford delph he wanted to stay wit a big club anyway ha!how the howth manager they need me back to save them again player manager ill keep them by gettin sides kicked out ha!
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48 settimane fa
Sean Moore
no no no u have it all wrong im working in a strip club as a stripper, when god gifts u with a body like this it would be like slapping him in the face not to. and yeah arran is in love has some scottish mot but she's heading off travelling now in a couple of weeks and we're goin to melbourne so not sure whats gonna happen there. ur new years sounds good much better than mine cuz i was in fucking work. the 1st team must be fucked so, did they lose a few of the new players aswell? im defo only playin for the second team when i get home, saturday nights are much better for going on the piss and will still get to see all the good premiership matches. yeah i want to hit thailand on the way back should be there around the end of july defo have to get a full moon in and think we might be meeting the lads there if they're still goin back. utd we're class much the better team fully deserved it and i had no probs with gillsy in there he has the experience. right im off to make a dollar luv u x
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50 settimane fa
Sean Moore
whats up yeah you have been shit, just like u are at football bap bap. xmas was a bit shit over here to be honest. they dont celebrate it as much as we do. we just had a barbie and a few bottles on xmas day im working for new years so not doing fuck all just dyin to get it all over and done with to be honest. whats ur plans for new years? i lost my phone before xmas but some fella has it and he said he'd drop it into the pub i work in, but everytime i ring it now it just fucking rings out, my head is wrecked cuz i just want to no if im getting it back or not. hows the ball going? Man Utd world champions has a nice ring to it. Big game against chelsea in january. say hello to the family for me
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Chris Moore56 settimane faye im going alright. im goin out for dinner with the family straight after and then im goin banannas. Are any of you going to the ball on the sunday? should be good on saturday alright
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56 settimane fa
Terry Kavanagh
yes i will be all over this grad like white on rice. dinner with the family after then goin for a few cheeky ones, there will be no fosters in bodkins im a workin man now
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Sean Moore57 settimane faah droopey balls, yeah thats where i used to work alrite, whats the name of ur company again? how did u pass ur driving test never even seen u driving once? did u get a car or are u still driving janbob's momo? no we wont be home for oasis, i'll prob be home sometime in august for karens wedding. yeah seen the photos of halloween mileys costume was muuuuuuuuuuuccccccccch better that urs, u didnt have the physique to pull it off. yeah living in the campervan its a bit of a laugh just hard to sleep at night cuz eibhear snores, well he makes more of a blowing sound. deliver a copy of that dvd to paul and trish just before xmas and i'll pretend that its they're present ive sent them. think we'll be in brisbane for xmas so not to sure what that will be like, i'll have to start working soon anyway cuz the money is running low, i'll do a few months work then fuck off to melbourne or something. take it easy
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58 settimane fa via Cellulare
Yvette Hawes
sup2u whats going on babe!? I'm so hot and horny on cam right now, let me show you what i can do for you! hit me up on msn messenger: venetovgkjh@hotmail.com ~*bye*~
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Sean Moore58 settimane faalrite cusint hows things going, hows the work and the ball going for u? hopefully utd do arsenal tonight im tryin to find a place to watch it
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Arran Vaughan63 settimane fawell ill make sure i wont be talkin to u any time soon how yous doin r u gettin in with the firsts yet or wat!thats good man fair play to u everything goin well!mad over here out almost everyday great buzz different world goin travellin now that be great save ur ass off and make the trip will talk soon look after urself
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Gareth Murphy64 settimane fawhats the story i take it your home. just been busy with work . yea poker soon i love takin your money.
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David Flynn64 settimane faright sound.will give ye shout over the weekend!!!prob try book it for 8 or somethin to let everyone get in from work
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Chemistry66 settimane faChris Moore,
OH HOLY ELECTRO!!!
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68 settimane fa
Sinead Fitzpatrick
yeah booked oz i am going to become a looser now have to save my bollox off now cant wait. i will see it for myself soon enough. anyway enjoy the rest of your hol. o yeah by the way it takes one dippo to know another your more of a dippo than matty, i was talking to him the other day and he told me he is keeping your cans cold for ya, he misses ya
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Happy birthday!!xxx
Sorcha O Sullivan 0 risposteThought you'd like another pic for your rapidly increasing album of the DDH (hardly surprising that I always seem to have something in my mouth in nearly every picture
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