The Guys' Rules
>At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
>Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>
>We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
>Now here are the rules from the male side.
>These are our rules!
>Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
>
>1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
>it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>complaining about you leaving it down.
>
>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
>Let it be.
>
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
>that way.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you
> want. Let us be clear on this one:
>Subtle hints do not work!
>Strong hints do not work!
>Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>
>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>question.
>
>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
>us to act like soap opera guys.
>
>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
>1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
>done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
>
>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach,
>for example, is a fruit, not A color.
>Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
>
>1. You have enough clothes.
>
>1. You have
>too many shoes.
>
>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
>1. Thank you for reading this.
>
>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know
>men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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