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- Tis FECKIN deadly boy!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Coomhola is the 33rd county in ireland!FACT so dig deep!
<--------------------Ayia Napa,best week of my life!
Finally the summers almost here again and my good self n d long fella(a.k.a. crouch) are still on our voyage!A journey that has and still will encaptulate(havent a clue if thats a real word or not) a lot quiet evenings in by the fire, long study sessions n early nights(like fuck). In college here in the big U and L,myself, im are studying Sports and exercise science n crouch's doing midwifery i think!May also be mechanical engineering but thats a stones throw of a guess! U no urself like!We'r living in oaklawns(no.44) !BnB provided and im willing to sublet my own room for a small fee of £82.44old pounds.I can be contacted on weekends in the COOMHOLA INN,just knock twrice on the third stone above the window sill on the right hand side for the magical man to let ye in for after hours!Delighted!
- The Other Half Of Me
What a man!!
- I like to dabble in everything from women's football to chess(not drafts, fuck dat for a game of soldires), rugby to cow-tipping(u no u'v all done it), knuckles to a fashionable game of chicken, knock and run to hurling and EVERYTHING in between!!
- Scared Of
- Loosing reception on the mobile telephone, d local priest on an early sunday morning when u'd b dying with a hang over(if he smells d drink ur fucked like), fannyfarts, loosing in general to Darren at all is terrifying to be honest.
The Guys' Rules
>At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
>Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
>Now here are the rules from the male side.
>These are our rules!
>Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
>1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
>it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>complaining about you leaving it down.
>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
>Let it be.
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>1. Ask for what you
> want. Let us be clear on this one:
>Subtle hints do not work!
>Strong hints do not work!
>Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
>us to act like soap opera guys.
>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>for example, is a fruit, not A color.
>Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>1. You have enough clothes.
>1. You have
>too many shoes.
>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>1. Thank you for reading this.
>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know
>men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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