-when i was 6 i went 2 school nd ppl were talkin bou the easter bunny nd i was lyk bitches wat? nigga plz!!
-maria: u look lyk a secretary in a porn film!
-taxis in the kitchen !!!!!!!!!
-Badger
-Are u callin me fat?
-mating call of a badger(auuhhhhgggghhh!!)
-where wer u at the scene of the crime? at the scene of the crime duh... what if i was in the corner of the kitchen?3 o clock
-*3 in the morning* ah shit lads the angelass.. BONG BONG!!
-wat started at 3 thirty nd ended at half 3..
-tripod
-CHLAMYDIA
-wheres Badger? *screams* BADGER!! *badger appears*
-lady gagas leg
-lady gaga has a cock
-oh oh oh this tent is on fire!
-tallaght ppl 'i got toast but im not a toaster'
-i got post but im not a poster
-i got milk but im not a milkman
-i got chair but im not a chairman
- see how many ppl can fit in this tent 12 PEOPLE!! 4 man tent my arse im complainin to the campin shop
-feels like i stole it from an 8 yr old girl.. whered u get it? an 8 yr old girl..
-im dyslexic
-itd be funny if i got a happy meal..*walks over with no food* shit wheres my food
-roisin stealing a nasty sock
-dancing tents
-do u know david grissel? do u know david? oh yea david grissel.. hes over there *run*
-are u startin.. ya no wat im gonna do?hug ya*hugs*
-FLEVA
-lily allen..Massive face syndrome
-shadows..
-hi im a drug dealer *confusin*
-M&M's and the UN
-michaels sister.. CHICKEN ROLLS FROM NAAS
-ya callin me fat *walks into mc donalds* *jackie in a car*
-hav u got yr willies?iv got micks
-wacko
-charlie chap.. how did that even happen?
-any1 wanna go tent divin? ill giv ya a tenner.. how much do u hav.. 2 euro
-Caoimhe goin skitso
-we work backstage at the o2 we can get u VIP.. really,, wel we can get u ponchos..
-*stewards* uge uge uge.. oi oi oi
-this robbery has the characteristics of a badger..
-sssslluuuuccckkk*hand to the mouth wiggle fingers slurp* ATTACK
-mick michael mike fatty daddy hop along the cripple M(of M&M)
-rock the boat
-*eyeball*i love women eh!!! r u a lesbian? shes a keeper
-*eyeball* which one of ye is the lesbian? hav a poncho
-us crying
-u hav the bladder of a walnut
-Diabetes
-here hold her.. LETS GET U SOBER..
-i am one with nature
-bitches what? ......nigga plz
-breakfast time ! 17 coco pops each HEY U HAV MORE THAN 17 COCO POPS!!!!!!!!!!
-do u think i look lyk a posh student (denny add)