Intro: Cat does not really have blonde hair but she still acts like a blonde haired girl(no offense to blonde ppl..p.s. I sorta have blonde hair...me being hannah..writing for joey cause she can't type fast to save her life and has a little internet-computer-technoplogy problem/phobia... Cat is at the moment in fear of being hit or she should be if she doesn't stay quiet for more than a min..too late..sorry cat...she got slapped but it didn't make a difference..shes in weirdo land...
Anyways back to blonde moments..

Cat quote 1:
"Are blind dogs blind?"
We(joey & hannah) reply:"Ha!Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She was really talking about guide dogs and thought they were blind and were able to use their other more well developed senses to help guide ppl around...

Cat quote 2:
We're in the garden at versaille(paris) and cat is taking a photo whilst wearing sunglasses. She asks Amber in a panicy voice: "Amber? I did a terrible thing!!!" Amber replies "whats up?" Cat says "I took a pic with my sunglasses on and now the pics are going to turn out black!!!"

Cat quote 3:
Joey asks diarmuid what wood types are used to make skate ramps. Cat blurts out "What do you mean what type of wood??!!! Theres only one type of wood!!! They're all from trees!!"

Cat quote 4:
Cat asks "Are jesus and god the same person???!"

Cat quote 5:
"What's a bog?"
We(hannah & joey) reply "What do you mean??!! You live in a bog!!!" Cat says "turf grows there right?" We say "Ah...Cat turf doesn't grow exactly." Cat goes "It does!!!" This argument continues to this day....

Cat quote 6:
Cat sees eggplant written written in a menu....
She asks "Do eggs grow on plants???!!"

Cat quote 7:
We're(me & joey& cats mom) in cats car and are talking about inter railing...
Cat asks "what happens when the train gets to water? how does it cross it??!"
I say "eh...cat you remember bridges? thats what they're for."

Cat quote 8:
We're in a greek restaurant in paris & orla ordered onion soup for a starter The soup came out with big onion chunks in it and cat says "why does your soup have huge bread crumbs in it??!!" Orla says "Cat they're not breadcrumbs they're onions...its onion soup..."

Cat quote 9:
Italian restaurant in paris....Dude said to leanne "My mom gave your mom syphillus" Cat said "What flavor?"

Cat quote 10:
Cats mp3 freezes. She thinks "But I never put it in the freezer!!!?"

Cat quote 11:
We're(me,amz,joey & cat) are walking down town for lunch...I ask cat what was she thinking when she made the train-water comment.
She says "I meant how does the train get to australia from china." I say "they get a boat there" she says"so they boat rail????!!!!"

Well we cant remember anymore quotes right now..but rest assured we'll update shortly..theres always more blonde moments...And in case your wondering how and why we wrote these its beacause cat left us and said we could shes even watched me write them...joey says "cheerios" and I say "cya shortly kids and keep watching for updates on the cat blonde blog!!! "
"What's poultry I've never had it!!?" -Cat.