1.You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
2.Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
3.Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
4.You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
5.You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
6.when you go into mcdonalds and order a double cheesburger and hand them your bag of weed thinking it's money
7.when u cant hold in the hit without laughing so hard u cough and it hurts like hell (doesnt it?)
8.when u end up trying to converse with your pets
9.when u mix ice cream and special k and call it the greatest invention ever
10.when youre burning your mouth with steaming hot pizza and keep eating it
11.when you cant put on your seatbelt after 10 minutes of trying
12.when you go to buy food and the only thing you buy is pop rocks, nerds, and every single wonka candy you find.
13.when someone you know bumps into you, says hi, and you just cant answer because of how high you are
14.when your buddy tells you to roll another, and half an hour later you wonder why no one's smoking.
15.When people can be screaming your name and you won't here them ('cause you're all zoned out), but when they say marijuana, it immediately gets your attention.
16.You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.
17.when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them you do them physical harm.
18.when you have something insightful to say to your friend but instead you cough and say "...dude..."
19.when you fall asleep 5 minutes after starting a movie.
20.You look for something for 30 minutes and find out it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
21.You fumble with your words while trying to casually return a greeting from someone as you pass by them.
22.When you call to deliver pizza, spend 10 minutes on the phone with the dude, wait 2 hours for it to come, and realize you didn't give them your address
23.when you light your cig the wrong way.
24.When you say things like "I wish I were a little bit stoneder".
25.you stare at the T.V when its not turned on....
26.After eating 2 bags of potato chips, 4pop tarts, 3 slices of pizza and several slim jims; you sit around wondering when the munchies are going to kick in.
28.You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.
27.when you feel your having the best time of your life aw good times!

its so true

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

My Mam
My Dad
My girlfriend- Foxybear Rodge
My other girlfriend-
My bit on da side-
My other bit on da side-
My enemy - Slates
My big bro -
My little bro - Liamo
My big sis -
My little sis - Becki
My Bitch - Rachael
My God - Andrew Dwyer
My sexy friend 1 -
My sexy friend 2 -
My sexy friend 3 -
My sexy friend 4 -
My Hardcore Gangsta - Cormac
My best bud -
My other best bud -
My Evil side kick - Adam C
My fairy god fucker -
My Pixie - Moira Reilly
My slave -
My gay friend -
My sexy bitch - Beckie
My god mother -
My god father...as in the mafia kind - Turlough B
My retard - LoLo, Who else
My hot admirer - Rachael
My hippy -
My granny - Stuart
My cleaner -
My stripper -
My leso -
My toilet -
My fuck buddy - Campbell
My play toy -
My ginger - Brian
My chink - Stuart
My tokin' black guy- Seán aka Harry
My Krazy mate- Conall
My Least sobar mate- Ev even though she dont drink
My FAVOURITE PERSON in the WHOLE WORLD- Rebecca