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Being a Bartender
Things i love about working!:
When they ask for a 10 drink round 1 drink at a time, "yes i do love running back and forth getting your drinks Sh*thole."
Customers who wave and shout, snap their fingers, like they think being a d*ckheads gona get them served faster.
"People" that wave to be served then spend 15 minuites deciding what they want, never mind what their pals tom, dick n harry want
You have pint glasses under one arm, a pencil in your mouth, sweat on your brow and you're straining to lug a massive ice bin accross the bar... "Are you serving mate?".
“People” who tip you 80p on a £50 round (Like it's going put you through Uni!) and expect you to serve them first, every time. The same species of moron who’ll point out their friends and slide a quid into your hand as if you’re going to treat them like royalty. wanks.
The inconsiderate customers who wants serving when you're half way through a good, hard, decent, honest skive.
People who when you give them their change, point to their friend and go “He’s next!!” Oh thank you Sir, I’m not capable of keeping track of a whole FOUR people… and do I tell you how to do your job? Shut the F up!!
People who want to see "the manager" because they've been waiting all of five minutes... "I've been here twenty minutes" to which you hold back a "Yeah? Well I've been here all day and you don't hear me complaining".
People who change their order after you open the bottle. Usually leading up to the raised voices section of the dialogue where they swear blind that they are sober, and that they definitely, absolutely said “Corona” and not the “Budweiser” that you definitely heard them ask for and that you just served them. “But I don’t even drink Bud so why would I order it?” OH YOU’VE GOT ME THERE ASSHAT!!!?!!?!
....last but not least to all prospective bar customers-
it's been said before, but if you don't have enough money for a drink and a tip, then you don't have enough money for a drink.
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser0 comentarios 1057 días
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 December 25, 2009 - Certain financial problems will be solved as if by magic; you can finally allow yourself to give in to some follies. Animated relationships with people whom you've not seen since some time. Good luck will come by near you; you should be extremely vigilant so as to be able to seize it. You can expect an exceptional amorous event: a passion which is violent, unreasonable, uncontrollable, yet solid and happy. | |||||
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City Nightclubhace 22 semanasHey Des
BRAND NEW Saturday Nights are at City!
STEREOFUNK is set to become Edinburghs BIGGEST Saturday Night with Kelman & Lennon smashing up the Dancefloor with a 21st Century House/Electro set that will blow your mind!
Also check out the NEW Stereo-Edit Visual System with Lasers/Lights/Visuals ensuring Stereofunk Saturdays is the FINEST Clubbing Experience in the Capital!
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Verka.hace 29 semanasheyy heyyy
hows work? btw u full time?
i seen our friend history.. what does burstwarze mean?
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Sarah Kinnairdhace 34 semanasHey xx
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Vickyhace 35 semanas
haha good lad keep away from them dont want you getting addicted
was just up at lisa's veggied out eating pizza am stuffed like a christmas turkey..not sure about tommorow though
what u getting upto?
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Laydee La Lahace 42 semanashey was wonderin do u still spk to oli and do u have his mob number if so can u pm me it i need a hair model and he wud b ideal....? let me know asap!!!!!xxxxxxx
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Sarah.hace 43 semanas
You are an Alki....
/aaaand a THEIF
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Vicky
Aww stop being boring boy
am sure when it hits summer you will be jumping around again ha
Not been upto much just the usual always skint though i actully hate it so am always in watching weekend telly and its not good its really worse than that film you made me watch
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Vickyhace 45 semanas
Oioi stranger how you been? not seen you in agessss still working in the black bull?
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Nikki Logan
how are you longtimke no bspeak.....
where you been hiding away you little DIRTDOG!!!
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where ever will you go now liquid rooms has burnt down.....
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Sarah.hace 46 semanas
2-3 Years is slightly more accurate
Your missing out with Hollyoaks btw...
Sunday - Make yourself some toast, tea with a spoon and watch the omnibus
Well we all know, your far more hardcore than me I mean you can vault road signs after a straight bottle of vodka and occasionally carry people on your back! 
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Sarah.
Heya
Not like you to communicate through bebo! lol
I know
Hope your keeping up with Hollyoaks without me!
This weekend... Going out on Friday but not sure where yet, Not going to Boombox on sat though! Missing the closing party
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