We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is find. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, its like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.

Right now everybody wants to blame music they want to blame movies but we've forgotten we got a dead guy hanging from a tree in our living room. And that's something we worshipped all our lives. If you think about the crucifix it's the greatest mass-market piece of merchandise in the world. I found that to be sort of interesting. No ones really sat down and talked about that on the news. And I also wondered why nobody cares when an adult commits some senseless act of violence. They don't want to have a reason why that's only when a kid does it. Oswald "Oh well he was a commie" Timothy McVey "Oh well he's crazy." What about Bill Clinton? Why did he shoot all those bombs and kill all those foreigners "Oh well he's the president" that's the American way.
But I think what's really begun to confuse people now, why were in this state of chaos and PC nonsensical uptightness, it's white teenagers that's the real enigma. Why are they mad? They're middle class, they're white, they're spoiled, and their parents even buy some of them guns. What do they have to be mad about? Is it because they know America is a lie is it because we make them feel like their never good enough? You're never good enough for the car, for the scholarship, for the girl. You're never good enough to be famous for fifteen minutes. Is it the first race in kindergarten when it starts? When mom is yelling "Get the white ribbon, get the white ribbon." "Oh I got the yellow ribbon." and moms "Oh well it's okay, its okay." Then the high school foot ball games and soccer moms screaming "kill em, kill em." The ancient Rome reappears. You got moms, you got kids they want blood. They always have it's not new. People pretend like just because Maury Povich or FOX News or Montell Williams says, "Times are violent" that it's something brand new. But the thing that kind of struck me, that has bee avoided and ignored because people always want to point the finger at some one like me, because I'm obvious and easy target. Because I look like I cause problems and I do, I try to, but I think just like the gladiator the sports hero is the icon in the status quo more than Elvis or James Dean ever was. He's on the Wheaties, he's at McDonald's, and he's in the movie. He even has his own talk show, or he did in some cases but what is that saying to kids if we think about it for a second.
"Sports." Physical prowess is more important than intelligence, knowledge. Is that encouraging America to be not only more violent but dumber. Are we going backward on the evolution chart? I actually would like to check, but it's gone because of the creationists taking it away. You can't even find the evolutionary chart any more. I think every one growing up knows that jocks ruled the school. You look at a movie like "The Outsiders," or "The Heather's." The nerds, the throwaways, the thinkers, the daydreamers, these are the beaten. These are the kids that can't drink out of the water fountain today. I don't see anyone standing up for their civil rights. And then are we surprised why they're mad, why they end up dead. "Why the violence?" You made them America. What do you expect? Look at Woodstock for example. That was supposed to be hippies and love and PC and United Colors of Beneton and bottled water, but instead they got riots fire and rape. And part of it, I think, is this phenomenon, that to me is related to sports. And that's when rap and rock begin to mix and we created this oxymoron called jock rock. And to me its kind of like people come to a party that they don't understand, but their just smart enough to know that they are the stupidest people there. So that makes them mad. I think that's what wood stock was. You had these white kids in football jerseys trying to make rock and roll a sport by raping girls and beating each other up. And every body is surprised. "Why, why, it's the music it's the music." I think part of mans evolution is always to compete. Parents are driving their kids particul

It's been a hellava year and i'm ready to shredd the mountain scene!
i will be posting mountain trip updates.
cant wait to get up there and rip
Got the 07 Burton King board!
ill post pics near chrismas peeps

pCe