As Student President:

I will be available for any student who needs information or advice,
I will ensure that RGU keeps a keen focus on the needs of students,
I will fight for issues which matter to students, and ensure that the improvements are in the students’ best interests,
I will ensure that public transport for students improves, as well as ensuring a better deal for students,
I will ensure that the grading schemes for all students are fair and equal,
And as a final year student, I will ensure that the opportunities for students gaining graduate employment will improve,

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You might have seen one out in Minnesota
Or maybe down by the sea in Sarasota
But they were made back in Worcester, Mass.
Of aluminum and bakelite and glass

Like a locomotive, they were streamlined
And the blueprints were drawn up from a dream of mine
Slap 'em up, put 'em on the train
Out to Michigan, up to Maine

You may find a diner down in Georgia or Carolina
Off the twenty by the Piggly Wiggly
In the country out of Waynesboro

Or when it's getting late and rainy out in New York State
You hang a louie off the throughway
And you go and grab yourself a cheeseburger
At the Little Gem Diner, off the six-niner

Diner my shiny shiny love
In the night you're all I'm thinking of
Diner my shiny shiny love

The cruiser pulls in where the troopers always stop
As we dine over the chrome and formica table top

The cashier she always squints
By the gum and the bowl of mints
She's tapping her toe
To the Dean Martin on the consolette
Booth service and a cigarette
We're loving it so

Side of fries a dollar
Or the haddock plate two ninety-five
A rootbeer float, a Pepsi
And be sure to save some room for some apple pie
Better make it a-la-mode

Diner my shiny shiny love
In the night you're all I'm thinking of
Diner my shiny shiny love

Dean Martin, God rest his soul
Talkin' to me from the cereal bowl
There's a couple from the Show-Me State
Knockin' back a little meatloaf plate

Diner my shiny shiny love

Rules


The following rules only apply if the said event occurs on a participants birthday - (4)

(1) Every Jager bomb must be accompanied by a Toast unless in an timed event. The glass must be raised during. There is a five second limit on the toast.

(2) You may not repeat another contestants toast. Penalty for such a violation shall be one Jager bomb performed whilst knelt before the "ripped off" contestant.

(3) No contestant shall swear during the proceedings, penalty for such a violation shall be one Jager Bomb performed whilst standing on a chair. The tradional toast will be replaced by a sincere apology to the others present.

(4) At any point during the proceedings, a contestant may challenge the Birthday Boy to a Downing competition (not restricted to jager). The drinks must be of equal measure but do not have to be of same consistancy. If the challenger loses he must perform one Jager Bomb whilst bent over infront of the Birthday Boy. A picture must be taken at this point in the proceedings.

(5) At no point in the proceedings will trash-talking be tolerated with the exemption of the winners of events. A winner may mercilessly taunt a loser for a five minute period after the event. However no quoted taunts can be uttered. Penalty for this violation shall be a Jager Bomb whilst positioned in what can only be described as a dog on all fours (knees and hands on the floor) One hand may be lifted to perform the penalty. The toast will be replaced by a bark. A picture must be taken at this point in the proceedings. Players shall be allowed one warning for trash talking, all trash talking phrases will be subject to review by a Referee.

(6) Left handed drinking Rule applies (also with pinkie not touching the glass). This rule applies to all drinks that are not downed in one. Penalty for such a violation shall be the downing of said drink with possible incrementation of said penalty for multiple violations - subject to review by a Referee.

(7) No drink must be spilt unless in the act of pouring. Violation of which will result in the downing of said drink in its entirety or One Jager Bomb whilst sitting on the floor.


Events

Relay Race

Two equal teams compete in a race that challenges even the most veteran drinkers - each player has a Jager Bomb prepped in front of them. Before the race starts, no drinker is allowed to touch thier Jager Bomb, not adhering to this rule results in that participants team being disqualified from the event. A non-partial referee indicates when the race starts, and the first drinker from each team downs their Jager Bomb. The second team member can only touch their Jager Bomb when the first member slams the finished Jager Bomb on the table, again, breaking this rule leads to the team being disqualified. This goes on until the last team member has downed their Jager Bomb. The referee then declares the winning team. The winning team may mercilessly taunt the losers for a ten minute period after the event. If there are more than two teams competing, then more events take place, ensuring that 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and losers are recognised.


Knockout

This event takes place between all of the participants, however, only two participants face off at a given time. Each participant races to beat the opposing person, with a referee ensuring a fair race, this goes on until everyone has "faced off" once. The winner from each face off goes on to challenge another winner of another face off, and this goes on until only two unbeaten players face off, to gain the title Champion. Once the Champion has been announced, he/she shall only be referred to as "Master" for the rest of the Olympics. The losers of the initial games also face off, with the loser going through to the Losers Cup. When there are the final two people who have lost every Match they have competed in, they face off, and the loser is dubbed "Gay Lord" for the rest of the Olympics.