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Dave Morton

is waiting patiently for food delivery, feel like I'm in a third world country

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Dave Morton
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  • Male, 32, Luv 54
  • from Oban/Tollcross
  • I am In a Relationship
  • Profile views: 3,707
  • Member since: June 2006
  • Last active: 10/23/12
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Life's good, people on a downer fuck off
Me, Myself, and I
Hey peepz. I was born and bred in Oban, moved to Glasgow in August 2006, saves me doing the maths there...
Officially got the travel bug now, finally left the British shores at last.
I'm a support worker for people in supported living in the East End of Weegieville, love my job and the guys I help support. Been working in the care profession for 6 years now, social care just under 3 years at time of typing this, never looked back.
Wanna chat please get in touch... No nutters thank you (I'm not a squirrel).
Game On Peepz
Dave X
Music
Questions to what music i like ... Can i sing to it? Can i dance to it? If answer is yes i like it (But i can't sing worth a damn, do I care NO!)
Films
Transformers, Austin Powers Trilogy, Saw Trilogy, Shrek Trilogy, Batman Begins, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Most Anime films
Sports
Anything with men in shorts lol. However am a WWE fan Randy Orton and John Cena one word "FIT"
Scared Of
Spiders, Tax Man, Heights (but go abseiling hmmmmmm?) Me pissed off ver scarey....
Happiest When
Going out with my friends, staying in with my friends, or just plain PARTYING!!!!!!!! Shopping. Running about like a maddie normally attached to my phone & iPod. Or chilling with the voices in my head (erm.... ignore last bit lol). Snuggled up next to my fave wee man (Passes sick bowl)
What Pisses Me Off
Ignorance, False People, Users, People who can't work out that no means FUCKING NO!!!! & People who don't answer texts. Would say arrogance but I'm more than guilty of that from time to time.
Food
When I can be bothered eating. Damn near anything except, any form of seafood, lamb, mushrooms, anything with alcohol. But on a low fat diet, so cutting out junk food at the mo. I have my reasons for not touching alcohol & no am not a recovering alky..... Gimme caffeine and I can rule the world mwah ha ha ha!

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    • 2008 the year that was (2 months overdue)

      2008 didn't just top 2007 it spit and shoved it Brokeback style. My relationship went from strength to strength, moved out of Govan YAY!!!!!!!!!! And ended all contact with the vermine that made me so miserable during the previous year, however on the downside I lost contact with alot of peepz, became a recluse in some ways.

      However I am now re-contacting decent people from my past and back on the active roster on GMH (won't be going as all pistons go this time, nearly worked myself into the ground then), the influx of volunteers is fantastic and they're all mental, in a good way.

      The main bugger to 2008 is that I put weight on "finally I hear you say" but to be honest I put that much on come new year I started a full healthy eating plan (don't say diet that's so fucking 80's) and completely stopped caffeine intake. Nowhere near as wired as I used to be but alot more stable as a result.....

      So bit of a brief blog there, but informative since I couldn't be bugger writing one until now...
      Game on peepz
      Dave x


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    • Back to the grid (no filth please that's my job)

      Feel a bit of a gooseberry writing one of these been ages in my book anyway :)

      So not many monumental things happened, been on my first flight to Oslo well Torp a damn near two hour bus journey to Oslo, numb bum syndrome and no I didn't join the mile high club, was far to busy nearly shitting myself on take off. So trauma aside the flight was good, reasonably funny seeing Glen get all shaky on landing especially since I was laughing at his reaction (such a caring wee bugger aren't I???)

      The city itself was lovely and clean bugger all litter and not a piece of dog shit to be stood in, slide on, etc.... Culture shock there for a start coming from the dog shit capital of Scotland, people did piss in doorways willy nilly (what a choice of words :L ). Food was expensive as hell as was drink. but the general beauty of the place made up for it I think (really trying not to sound like an anally retentive travel agent here). Flight back was great I actually enjoyed take off (partly because the male cabin crew were quite yummy, good scenery makes all the difference :D )

      So now I'm back to work, fucking joy it's been SO long since I'd had a decent holiday I've forgotten what a bastard it is to return to the grind.

      So that's all folks
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      Dave x

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    • Ello

      Ok it's been a wee while since my rant about how much I loved Manchester, and I'll be honest, I was gonna say Frank but to quote the Ting Tings "that's not my name" lol, I've been doing very little. I got my passport, handed in my SVQ Care level 3 stuff, looked after a mental wee doggy for 2 weeks and cleaned up the devastation which was left by wee fudgey. I haven't been home in what feels like ages, (Oban that is I'm no longer a dirty stop out) I have finally requested time off from work at the end of October well lets face it, the summer's been utter shite weatherwise it might be better come Autumn (I have to keep saying it to myself so I believe it).

      So that's it, uneventful and dull, tis life I'm afraid, shocking thing is it's mine :L
      Game On Peepz
      Dave x

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    Characteristics: People born in the year of Monkey are intelligent and witty; They are very popular because of their remarkable nature and magnetic personality; Monkey people are versatile and extraordinary inventive, they can easily solve most of tough problems, and they can success in almost any fields; Sometimes, Monkey people are opportunist and they distrust other people.

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      Darren

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      11/20/10
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      11/20/10
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      GCole

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      10/28/10
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      10/25/10
    • luv Trey Is Passionate Pleasure

      Ello mate, long time no speak. how's work treatin ya? have a love. :)

      6/6/10 via Mobile
    • Brian
      luv Brian

      Aww Sweet xxxx have some bebo luv xxx

      5/17/10
    • Jeremy Bachelier
      luv Jeremy Bachelier

      :-)

      5/17/10 via Mobile
    • luv Nicci

      Hey stranger long time no see on here...congratz on becoming an uncle again!! I'm gona nip down for a visit on Sunday can't wait :) hope your keeping well x

      4/9/10 via Mobile
    • Brian
      Brian

      Hello dont delete me lol x just noticed you on ma bebo x

      11/17/09 via Mobile
    • Lisa Mckay
      Lisa Mckay

      hi davey baby hows u? ta 4 all the jokes, they keep me amused :L :L X

      11/12/09 via Mobile
    • SpeakEasy

      HEY Dave Morton Bears Night As any good bear will know the 1st Friday of the month is the world famous Bears Night with Dj Jamie on the decks and fantastic drinks promos all night. The bears night starts at 7pm in revolver and the party carries on till late in speakeasy with DJ JAMIE on the decks from 9pm and all of spekeasy's very own bear cubs behind the bar, why would any bear head home ... SO GUYS 1ST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH SPEAKEASY BAR IS WHERE ALL THOSE BABY BOY BEAR CUBS ARE SERVING THE BEST PROMO DRINKS AROUND!!! DONT MISS OUT!!!! JOHN STREET ... WHERE THE BEARS ARE X

      11/5/09
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      luv Mark Anthony Devlin

      hı you sesxy man ı am ın turkey just now lovıng the attentıon but...............................  .............. .....hopın you wıll gıve me lots of ıt when ıt het home

      10/24/09
    • Delmonicas
      Delmonicas

      Dave Morton Its Dels Got Talent FINAL this wed: 6 fabulous talented contestants 1 fabulous hostess - Ms Liza! and 3 guest judges - Archie, Barbara la Bush and you ready for it JILL JACKSON. Fun starts at 9pm. XXX

      8/25/09
    • SpeakEasy

      HEY Dave Morton THIS WEEKEND CELEBRATES SPEAKEASY's 1st BIRTHDAY SATURDAY - GET YOUR BEACH WEAR ON AND GET TO SPEAKEASY FOR A PARTY TO REMEMBER, WITH OUR SHIPWRECKED BEACH PARTY WITH OUR ALL NEW 5* COCKTAIL LIST @ £1.99 AND DRINK PROMOS FROM £1.95 THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BE HERE. WET SHORTS COMPETITIONS AND PRIZE GIVEAWAYS ON THE NIGHT THE BRILLIANT DJ JAMIE ON THE DECKS FROM 9PM DONT MISS OUT!!!!!

      7/30/09
    • Delmonicas
      Delmonicas

      Hey Dave Morton Just to remind you that it is Dels Got Talent heats every wednesday. This will be the third heat and just three more to go until the semi and then the final on Wed 26th August. The winner will receive £500 cash and the runner up will get £200! How good are we to you lot. SO! Have you got a talent? we are looking for singers, dancers, musicians, magaicians, comdedians, ventriloquists, poets or someone with something that will just blow us all away!. So who knows that hidden talent that you do just for a laugh with your mates or that party trick could win you serious cash.....can you afford to miss it?? See you Wednesday with your host Ms Liza (or Neil, depends wheteher she gets changed or not). XXXX

      7/21/09
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      The Polo Lounge

      hey Dave Morton Don't forget your midweek fix!! Tuesdays at moda £1 drinks are the order of the day - not enough for you?!? Then don't forget that wednesdays are the definitive midweek night out! ALL drinks £1 - Cant beat it!! Also FREE entry till 3 am - not to be missed! Friday 24th July welcome D:ream to Polo Lounge - singing their number one hits "Things can only get better" and "Your the best thing" and we are assured Peter Cunnah - lead singer is still as handsome as ever!! Dont forget - passes as ever from Dels will get you in at normal price for this event!! over and out!

      7/20/09
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      The Polo Lounge

      hey Dave Morton Minteds Beach party this Friday - Slag tags, Surf simulator, Drag Queens and buff butlers - gonna be one huge event!! get your pix taken behind the ole fashioned beach scene....or get onto the stage for fun and games! show us your white bits/speedos!! Cash prizes to be had!! Next Friday 24th july is D:ream in the club - singing all their hits and more "things can only get better" "your the best thing" and more!! Dont forget - send your email and mobile number to us to enter the VIP guestlist competition for a years guestlist! luv ya Dave Morton

      7/15/09
    • Fierce Angel

      hey been playing with my monkey...on facebook..lol

      7/9/09
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      Fraser Mackinnon

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! alleva

      6/30/09 via Mobile
    • Delmonicas
      Delmonicas

      Hey Dave Morton Dont forget its Natalies Bingo tonight all in good cause for LGBT Youth Scotland.... eyes down legs parted..... ooh and prizes too. Also this thursday is a guaranteed win of £1000 in Darren Big Money Quiz Show. It WILL BE WON. and this saturday dont forget to pick up your SAME DIFFERENCE passes ONLY from Dels for Polo. See you soon XXX

      6/24/09