right what is the craziest memory u have of me what was i doing why was i doing this?
should be fun to read....................dont hold back unless its white lies....


thank you! xx

33 Big Man Facts

1. The Big Man has a higher body count than Hitler.

2. The Big Man could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

3. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with The Big Man. Sounds like a fair fight.

4. The only reason you're conscious right now is because The Big Man doesn't want to carry you.

5. Killing The Big Man doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

6. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. The Big Man said he would travel by foot.

7. They say you can't go a day without water, The Big Man has gone five seasons.

8. When Miss Reich lost her virginity, The Big Man found it and put it back.

9. The Big Man doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away

10. After running out of ammo, The Big Man stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

11. Superman has The Big Man pyjamas.

12. Only The Big Man can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

13. If The Big Man's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

14. The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to The Big Man.

15. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but The Big Man says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

16. The Big Man was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to The Big Man.

17. The Big Man could strangle you with a cordless phone.

18. The Big Man is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

19. The Big Mans favourite colour is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

20. The Big Man once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

21. "The Big Man" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".

22. There are 1246 things in a room The Big Man can kill you with, including the room.

23. The Big Man can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

24. People with amnesia still remember The Big Man.

25. If The Big Man misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

26. Explosions do not kill The Big Man, they just get stuff out of his way.

27. The Big Man makes onions cry.

28. When The Big Man turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again.

29. The "Smoothie" was invented when The Big Man needed information from a banana.

30. The Big Man can kill two birds with no stones.

31. The Big Man once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. The Big Man is never wrong.

32. The Big Man can keep a person trapped in a phone booth for hours with his voice alone.

33. There is only one rule for dating The Big Man's daughter. Don't.