Joe Warnock
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Male, 23,
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- from edinburgh
- Single
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- rock and roll suicide
- Music
- Jimi Hendrix, Foo fighters, Oasis, Ocean colour scene, pete tong on a friday nite, the streets, the dogs, eminem, the killers, muse, paul weller, foals, kings of leon, rage against the machine, we are scientists, the subways, hot chip, the progity, bb king, stevie ray vaugn, kano, mitchell brothers, professor green, dizzy rascal, dr dre, snoop, jay-z, most hip hop with a decent beat, like a bit of hard trance aswell
- Films
- Pulp fiction, kill bill, anchor man, old school, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, lost in translation, broken flowers, GRINDHOUSE, apocolypse now, any tarantino, cloverfield
- Sports
- Football, gym, pool, boxing
- Scared Of
- The deep sea, getting my heart broken
- Happiest When
- everythings good with my mates
- Dream girl
- Has to be Scarlett Johannson.her eyes just destroy all the sences in my body, there is nothing more perfect on this earth
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Thats Entertainment
a police car and a screaming siren
pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
a baby wailing and a stray dog howling
the screech of brakes and lamplights blinking
thats entertainment
a smash of glass and the rumble of boots
an electric train and a ripped up phone booth
paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat
lights going out and a kick in the balls
thats entertainment
days of speed and slow time mondays
pissing down with rain on a boring wednesday
watching the news and not eating your tea
a freezing cold flat with damp on the walls
thats entertainment
waking up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morning
opening the window and breathing in petrol
an amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays
thats entertainment
waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
a hot summers day and sticky black tarmac
feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away
thats entertainment
two lovers kissing at the scream of midnight
two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
getting a cab and travelling on buses
reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs
thats entertainment
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For all the dirrty jambos out there...
Choose life, choose gorgie, choose having a support made up of people 55 and over, choose singing songs about gays to hide ur own homosexuality, choose a peedo for your manager, choose a bunch of immigrants to play for your team, choose losing by the greatest margin in an edinburgh derby ever, choose a shady russian to look after your club, choose austin mccann, choose losing the league on the last day of the season, choose two goals from albert kidd, choose blaiming the referee for every game you lose, choose having to play at murrayfield because your own stadium is too crap, choose signing hibs rejects, choose slaging the proclaimers because you are jealous of them, choose saying you are in the champions league when you are in the qualifiers, choose being in the shadow of your rivals for not being the first british club in europe, choose trying to copy rangers and sing all there songs, choose thinking your the best thing that has happened to scottish football since sliced bread, choose losing a derby thanks to a goal scored by a man with one eye, choose having your star player ripped by a drunk derek riordan, choose mirsad besilja, choose not having won at easter road for 5 years, choose secretly singing sunshine on leith when you are at tynecastle, choose wayne foster, choose drawing with a second division club, choose saying you are having a party when there wasn't one, choose the diggers, choose alan anderson, choose not being the heart and soul of edinburgh, choose havin over a 100,000 people at princes street but then not being able to fill murrayfield or tynecastle on a weekly basis, choose singing st johnstone songs, choose stephen hendry, choose john robertson having a kick at the schalke manager, choose having 4 managers a season, choose signing all your players on loan, choose worshipping a player who bumped you as soon as he could, choose changing the words to my way and call it a hearts song, choose having your stadium turned into flats, choose paul hartley inciteting sectarian violence, choose paul mitchell,choose gettin pumped 5-1 in the champs league,chosse getting humped up and down the park and failing to register a shot on goal in an entire 90 mins against ur bitter rivals, choose having all your scottish players being forced out the squad for some refugees from lithuainia,choose your captain being forced out of the club for being scottish, choose hearts2 Comments 1165 days
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X MsBrightside X2 weeks agoHeyy ..Yeah It Has Been A Long Time!!
Sounds Good!! Am Out On Sat With A Bunch Of People So I'll Pass It On.
Hows Things?
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3 weeks ago via Mobile
Bad Name Bon Jovi Tribute
Hey. Just to let u knw. Bad Name - Bon jovi tribute live @ The Grv,Guthrie st,Edinburgh, 14th November @ 8pm. We promise all the classics plus tracks from new album 'The Circle'. We hope u can make it along..
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4 weeks ago via Mobile
Hayley D
Ye am stl in tranent hate it tho! I knw shes kl.. I get on brill with her shes a gd laugh aswel. I was just up at my mates 4 a drink then was at pub 4 last hour x
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4 weeks ago via Mobile
Hayley D
Aww thats no so gd, am gd thanx. Aye leos brill im just getn on with stuff in the house b4 he gets bk fi joyces. U stl stayin in mussi?x
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.Leigh Derighetti.5 weeks agoYeah i sure was, where u there?x
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The Hive9 weeks agoSurprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.
Back to September - Frisky Frat Party on 24th Sept! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?
September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.
Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!
As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.
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Denise Denise14 weeks ago
Yeah much better now. back at work..... which i'm so happy about.... NOT!
Na not recently, out tonight though me thinks. good weekend? x -
Emmness14 weeks agooi oi. whats the hap? xxx
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14 weeks ago
Jennifer Hart
yea it was gr8 thanx!!
just been up to the usual really... drink, work to drink haha u??
whens ur nxt gig??
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15 weeks ago
Jennifer Hart
hi trouble how r u???
i was in newcastle at the wknd sorry i missed it!!!
hope it wnt well
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Nadiene15 weeks ago
hey there hwz u?? x x
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16 weeks ago
Tammy Bammy
Hey luv, hows things?
had a wierd dream bout you last night :S so thought id send yah a wee comment
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16 weeks ago
Denise Denise
Hey Dude,
How are you?
Sorwee for the delay. Yeah I am not shabby. not been well the past couple of days, sickness etc. boohoo!
How was your night at why not?
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Craig Norris17 weeks agoaww mate i think i lost a lung laughing so much at the video!!!!
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Gemma18 weeks agothat video is soooo funny!! ya bunch of daftys haha
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Junior Greenan18 weeks agoi cant believe how funny that vid is m8! its MASSIVE!! haha
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Stacey Gourlay19 weeks agosorry babe never on this thing lol.....we gotta catch up. how was ur bday? i couldnt text as fones fcuked.....u have a good time? u free next week anytime?? xxxx
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Emmness19 weeks ago
xxx
can u tell im bored! lol
Junior Greenan 1 ReplyHe's Back!!!!!1
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