Brian 'Thesexgod' Taylor
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Male, 28,
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm 27 until my next birthday then i'll be 28!!!!!
I currently live in germany for I am a serving soldier in The Highlanders.
I'm also a part time model! You can probably tell my my good looks
it's full of very iteresting people which I love because I fit right in.
I'm in the pipe band im a drummer,bugler and highland dancer. im based in germany but I'm in Scotland (the mother land) more than germany which suits me fine.
im a sagitarius for i was born on 26th NOV 1981 in Inverness hospital. i think i live life to the full which i don't believe is a bad thing, im a bit of a joker at the best of times especialy when im around goats like Jason Faulkner or Lee (the snake) Gripton.
i hate people that think they are something their not, i hate brown nosers, i hate Iraqis(they smell)i hate D.S. watchers,i hate estate cars (nae need),
i hate polish people that think they are hard done by (cos poland was fucking way better than britain like LOL )i luv the smell of peas - Music
- pipe music rock and indie dance pretty much everything
- Films
- braveheart, alien autopsey, green street, clown house, house of wax, scary movie 123, all of james bond, american pie, dirty dancing, grease, exorcist, the shawshank redemption, the ring, the 40yr old virgin, white chicks, spiderman, superman, road trip, it, dawn of the dead, black hawk down, the eagle has landed, band of brothers, platoon, hamburger hill, the trench, saving private ryan, zulu
- Sports
- football, extreme sports, naked wrestling, rugby, under water handgliding, swimming, any martial arts, ultimate fighting, shinty
- Scared Of
- hairy feet (on women), Michael Jackson, Pete Burns, Donnatela versace, Kerry Catona, Chris Eubank
- Happiest When
- playing tig with dead monkeys (your it), Playing swingball with Guinnie pigs, out on the lash, driving my car, playing jokes on people
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HE HAD ME AT HELLO WANNABURGER
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- new rnb hip hop and rap artists 1 Song | 8536 Profiles
- hardcore trance and club mix 2006 8 Songs | 120786 Profiles
- DJ TRIXI 14 Songs | 9687 Profiles
- gd song 4 Songs | 21 Profiles
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me, me, me, all me, only me, me every time, nothing but me
I'm 25 years old
I'm 5ft 11"
I have big beautiful brown/hazel eyes
I have brown hair that is soft like clouds
I have 2 tattoo's (taz and heart)
I have my toung pierced
I have my nipple pierced
I'm colour blind (but don't tell anyone)
I'm in the army
I'm in the pipe band in the Highlanders
I've been to scotland,england,wales,northern ireland,france,germany,holland,den
mark,bosnia,iraq,kuwait
,america,canada,spain.
I,ve been shot at a few times in Basrah(but never hit)
I've only been on holiday once (magaluf)
I can do highland dancing. No i really can!!
I have been in the army nearly 9 years
I'm from Inverness (I LOVE THIS CITY)
I support Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC
I have a renault clio
I have 17" alloys on my clio
I have a site on BEBO
I've never had to kill anyone (thank god)
I've thought about leaving the army lots of times
I really do like the smell of cornish pasties cooking in the microwave
I'm a good skier (2nd place giant slalom Austria 2001)
I can play the Bugle (army champion 2004/CO's bugler 2006)
I'm very patriotic towards Scotland
I want to be an actor when i eventually leave the army
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2 Comments 1199 days
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The Best Chat Up Lines Ever
1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
lightswitch away.
8. Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
11. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.
13. Nice top, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor
14.I've lost my fone number can I have yours??
15.Are you a magnet cos Im attracted to you
16.How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
17.My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
18.(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
19.Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten
20.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21.Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
22.Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets Fuck!
23.Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!
24.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
25.Are those real?
26.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
27.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
28.I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.1 Comment 1214 days
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Lee Gee'
Belly is fine you know yersel the skin on my belly is like leather i've been on it that much
Number is 999
giz a shout eh
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Kevin Ogg1 week agoHey Ho stick in a leave pass for AD 20th to FP 30th. Give me a ring when you get back to Fally. Cheers
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Kieran France2 weeks agohi brian wuu2???
ive got the new call of duty modern warfare 2
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Viickii3 weeks ago
Hey oh flamingo land forgot how amazign it was
yeah cant wait till christmas x
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Samantha France3 weeks ago
yeah that will be cool feels like u aint been home in ages wait till u see the sizw of couper hes huge lol!!
hhhmm not sure wat am doing!! to be honest think am just gonna stay in for new year um def not going out in ness
so is that most of the hard stuff over like exsercise ect
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Samantha France3 weeks ago
it was alright wld have been better if u was here
aw thats good u gonna be up here soon need to get a sesh on lol!!!
got any idea wat ur doing for new year yet??
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4 weeks ago
Elaine France
hey son of a bitch having quiet night sammy and ange waxing Yuk!!! cant wait till your home coops is getting so big. had macaroni tonightxxxxxxxxx
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Angela U4 weeks agoyeky shmeky cus. im good thanks, hows u? when u home bugger lugs? xx
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Samantha France4 weeks ago
god knows prob hitler or something
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Lil' L4 weeks agoShe sure does captain - you know our Sammy! It's gonna be such a laugh but obviously not the same without yourself present - when are you back anyhoo ya lil f**ker?
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Samantha France4 weeks ago
gutted your not gonna be here for halloween
get a plane
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Kevin Ogg5 weeks ago
Not much new here. Couple of jobs coming up that sound quite promising Fulda with L & B and then a St Andrews night in Bonn. Willie Dickie on Tuesday and a CFT on Thursday super dooper
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Heather Mackay6 weeks agoHows it going Mr Taylor? You up for some "apple juice" next season?
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Hugh Mackay6 weeks agoaye hound me as much as u cn i need to lose the beef haha
fruking boltic over here like -
6 weeks ago via Mobile
Jason Faulkner
Only just pal aye!
few antics going on like, all good though! Gay gay gay walk a fuckin way!
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6 weeks ago
Hey Sparky
Lee Gee' 0 Replysthought you'd like
Lee Gee' 0 ReplysSammy's new competition
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