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Poikiss
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Male, 27,
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- from Coatbridge
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- Last active: 9/25/11
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- BRRRAT!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
A Barman asks a horse why the long face? i have cancer replies the horse.
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
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- 2pac, The Game, Snoop, eazy e, ice cube, nas, Nate etc also a bit of lost prophets, bullet for my valentine, Pantera, maximo, Big Country, the eagles, Genesis, The Police, Bad Relgion, a bit of everything i suppose. Cheesy 80s music is amazin as well. but fuck that techno shite!!
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- Scarface (Greatest) The Departed, Goodfellas, Casino, The Bourne Trilogy no country for old men, anchorman, dumb and dumber, halfbaked, CB4, Blow, The Business. The Warriors, Die Hard 1, 3, 4. Devils Rejects, Halloween, 28 Days later and weeks, Pulp Fiction, Rambo, Rocky, Teenwolf, Karate Kid hunners of films. The dark knight is also amazin
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- Glasgow Rangers. We are the people.
- Scared Of
- Michael Jackson. (he touched jaz at his concert)
- Happiest When
- sleeping, getting fucked up and when its every other saturday
- You know what grinds my gears
- Tims!!, England!!, The French(exc.J.C.D), Alcohol free beer!!, Ready Salted crisps!!, Black wine gums!!, people who tell the same story again...and again, Ruby Wax, Tim Westwood, Smack, Manuel Gonzalez, Christian Dailly.
- T.V
- The sopranos, South Park, Family Guy, the simpsons, Everybody hates chris, everybody loves raymond, jackass, dirty sanchez, viva la bam, the wire, scrubs.
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1 Lionel Messi (Barcelona & Argentina) 33.6
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6 Alexandre Pato (Internacional/Milan & Brazil) 4.2
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People u need to go and watch ufo the greatest story ever denied. from alluc.org or u tube its pretty fucked up.0 Comments 309 weeks
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Lisbons lovely but Barcas better
Rangers secured one of the greatest feats in the club's history when they annexed the European Cup Winners Cup in 1972. It remains an outstanding triumph, not just for the achievement itself but for the quality of opposition overcome en route to the final in Barcelona.
Yet many - me included - believe that the Ibrox men have never fully received due credit for that success, largely because it was overshadowed by Celtic's earlier success.
But there were other reasons why Rangers' achievement hasn't been recognised for the amazing feat that it undoubtedly was. A major factor for many was that the club had qualified for the European Cup Winners Cup as beaten finalists to Celtic in the Scottish FA Cup. Yet Fiorentina, the inaugural winners of the tournament in 1961, had similarly qualified after losing the Italian Cup final to Juventus, as indeed would many others post-1972.
The quality of opposition encountered by Rangers en route to the final in Barcelona was exceptional, including as it did the leading clubs of the day in Portugal, Italy and West Germany. It was a much more formidable task than Celtic had faced five years earlier in eliminating weak Zurich, Nantes, Vojvodina and Dukla Prague sides to reach the European Cup final. It's worth remembering that the other British side in the 1967 quarter-finals was Linfield.
In the 1967 final, Celtic faced mighty Inter Milan, but the Parkhead men were fortunate that they had not been paired with the Italians earlier in the tournament. Inter had won the European Cup in 1963-64 and 64-65, but by Lisbon an ageing team which had already peaked was devastated by injury on the eve of the final. In particular the absence of captain Luis Suarez was a serious blow - the midfielder, a former European Footballer of the Year, was the key player in the counter-attacking system utilised by coach Helenio Herrera. Also absent was speedy winger Jair, who scored the only goal when Inter beat Benfica in the European Cup final in 1965. His pace on the break could have been decisive had he played.
It all started somewhat cautiously and modestly in Brittany as Rangers travelled to face Rennes, progressing to Round Two on a 2-1 aggregate.
Sporting Lisbon - at the time the Portuguese League leaders ahead of Benfica - were Rangers' second-round opponents in a dramatic tie that went to the death. After racing to a three-goal lead, Rangers were pegged back to 3-2. The Lisbon return lived up to the drama of Glasgow, with each side scoring in extra-time. At the final whistle Rangers should have been through, but unbelievably Dutch referee Laurens van Ravens ordered a penalty shoot-out - directly against the tournament rules. The drama of the spot-kicks, won by the Portuguese, had the spectators engrossed, but the result was overturned on appeal and Rangers went through to the last eight.
The quarter-final draw paired Rangers with Torino, a formidable outfit who were at that time Serie A leaders, and would miss out on that season's title by just one point. Torino now live in the shadows of illustrious neighbours Juventus, but in 1967 they had a history and tradition equal to that of their city rivals.
Rangers went to Italy and played Torino at their own game with a disciplined, tactical performance. After that 1-1 draw, Torino coach Gustavo Giagnoni bestowed on Rangers the ultimate praise: "They played like an Italian team."
The Ibrox return was no formality, so Willie Waddell fielded the same 11 and employed the same tactics. Nevertheless, Rangers controlled the game, with an Alex McDonald goal ensuring a noteworthy victory and a fifth European semi-final in 13 years.
The semi-final draw paired them for the third time in five years with Bayern Munich, a formidable force which included the core of the West Germany team that won the European Championships two months later and the World Cup two years later. With Franz Beckenbauer (European Footballer of the Year), Gerd Mulle1 Comment 309 weeks
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt.
Really? No one here's gonna say it? It has to be me? All right. GENITAL WARTS!
This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
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8/26/10
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8/12/10
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Nicola4/9/10aye she was imagining it all! she was in a world where she was really unhappy and stuff so she imagined another world that she could escape to!
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Antony Stewart4/5/10I am sound mate, No got much saved but got a credit card to help me along lol!
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Nicola3/29/10it was a bit baws eh? apparently the little girl made all of that up in her head! did you get that while you were watching? i didnt!! haha I only found out cos I had to analyse it for uni! lol na, not yet! any good? whats it about?
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Nicola3/27/10yep, 3 days
right i'll round up the troops for dinner! haha A faun is a half man, half goat thing is it not? did you like pans labyrinth? i found it a bit baws! lol
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Nicola3/22/10Im gooood! the weather here is great today! lol sooo warm! hows everything back home? yes i kiss my mother with that mouth and its a truth-telling one! haha im home next tues
dinner?
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Chris Henderson3/19/10st mirrens gonnae pump yeez yas
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Nicola3/15/10Nacho Novo is an ass!! lol how are you friend? lol x
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Chris Henderson2/23/10we are gonnae win the league yous are shittin it,4 0 celtic on sunday yas,ps nacho novo is a spanish greasy haired cock smoker! yizzur
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11/29/09 via Mobile
Harley'S Daddy
That was shockin yesterday man cudnt even beat ten man aberdeen and slip off the top spot cos ae it.
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11/4/09
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Nicola Harper11/3/09Hey am ok Hows u Mr Purkiss? Yeh shes good shes really big now a wee fatty lol. So wot u bn up2?
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Kerry McLaughlin10/30/09Mr Poikiss! How goes it?
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9/21/09
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Nicola Harper8/2/09Mr Poikiss wats happening? How r u?
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Alan Horne6/4/09
Don't even remember this photo mate, but its a cracker
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Chris Henderson5/10/09hibs are gonnae pump yeez,we will be tap on tuesday and thats the way its gonnae finish yas
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Alan Horne5/10/09
Fuck you Celtic, you'll never win the league




PIE!!!! its a burnt apple pie btw!
but stil a PIE nonetheless
x
Nicola 0 Replies