Things about people in my top 16!
Fill out the names of your top 16 and answer the following questions...

1) Scott
2) Grace
3) Sam B
4) Ned
5) Brendon
6) Winston
7) Daniel
Steph
9) Gracie
10) Mat
11) Mel
12) Marcus
13) Josie
14) Nicole
15) Liam
16) Adriana

Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 6?:
I might of... lol

Q. WHATS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT NUMBER 13?
Her almost as tall as me ness...

Q: WHAT'S THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 9?
Too many ta list...

Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 4?
In the next few days... (today = 25-08-07)

Q: IS NUMBER 8 PRETTY?
Yea, id have ta say yea...

Q: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF NUMBER 7?
Just the man, we were tight...

Q. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT NUMBER 14?
Her liking of awsome music...

Q: HOW DID YOU MEET 3?:
Through him being a dick ta me at skool lol...

Q: DO YOU THINK 12 WOULD KILL SOMEONE?
Fuck yes if he hasnt killd already...

Q: IS 11 YOUR BEST FRIEND?:
Nah but id like ta think were tite lol...

Q. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 13?
Around a year? i think

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN 2 NAKED?
No but i want too

Q: DO YOU THINK 5 HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?
Yea, he always has and he always will...

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 6?
Drove past him and laughed... lol

Q. IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NUMBER 15 WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A bitch slap, make him turn back into the man he once was

Q. WOULD NUMBER 2 AND NUMBER 16 MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
Avery sexy lesbo couple yes...

Q. IF NUMBER 14 WAS A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD S/HE BE?
Black...

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO 3'S HOUSE?
I almost fucking live there...

Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SEE 5?:
A week or so...

Q: ARE YOU REAL CLOSE TO 3?
Were closer together than a fat kid is to the fridge...

Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 1?
Yep... but thats between us lol...

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8?
Again no... i dont get out that much...

Q. WHATS NUMBER 13 HOUSE LIKE?
Its nice. er than mine. quite big. very tidy...

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12:
Yes all the time, but we love each other so its ok...

Q: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 10?
Only if i wanted ta get stabed

Q: WHAT DO YOU AND NUMBER 4 TALK ABOUT THE MOST?
Funny awsum shit, i miss u neddums...

Q: DO YOU EVER TALK TO 9?
Yea, not as often as i shud tho lol...

Q: WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE?
I like them all just about the same, but gracey-poo, sam and scott definatly. its very close tho.

Write your name using the following;

Fingers: mingol

Chin: m,io ngbvoll

One Finger, Eyes Closed: minh0o

Elbow: m ki nbgh ol

Nose: mjingt lok

Palm: mingtol

Tongue: minngol

Forehead: m jk,mjkn nk

I found that quite hard, humourous and bad tasting lol.

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all
kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something
brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves
otherwise, the work poo is inevitable. For those who hate
pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking
a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do
this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled.
Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your
pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in
and check for other pooers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to
become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if
they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do
not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are
standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did
not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel
uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun
pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a
hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in
the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare
everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the
water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught
doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you
have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As
with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not
exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You
will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom
with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always
look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer
before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency
pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to
monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and
identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you
can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly
of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer
of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and
tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking
a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the
Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all
uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom
that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove
all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire,
leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in
peace.

WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

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