Dan Clarke
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- Home is where the heart is, but this house aint no home.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hey.. I'm Dan
I like lots of things.. Most of them happen to be musically orientated. I'm a musician. Not just a regular musician but a fantastically talented one. I love my guitars.. yes "plural". I like to talk.. about random things mostly but, words nonetheless.. I don't like comments from people who are too narrow minded to see past my long hair and metal looks.. Silly. All in all.. I'm amazing. and I like to share my amazingness with others.. 
By Ema. xo
- Music
- NOFX, Nirvana, Pantera, Puddle Of Mudd, Korn, Arch Enemy, Bloodhound Gang, Blink 182, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Sum 41, Metallica, the list goes on.
- T.V?
- Heh, I don't watch that shit no more. It's just fucking dumb.
- Guitars
- In order of appearance:
Kansas acoustic
Fender Squire Strat (Gilbert)
Dean Baby V (Susan)
Westfield Semi-Acoustic
BCRich WarBeast (The Lioness)
The Budapest acoustic - Scared Of
- Heights, being alone, dying in public.
- Happiest When
- Immersed in music. I do like to talk a lot though.
- Favourite food
- This has got to be Pizza. Easy. Not from Pizza Hut though.
So far that place has called breakups, busted arteries, and nearly got someone pregnant we reckon. - Currently rocking out mostly to:
- Nirvana, actually. No album in particular, but it seems to be mostly the demos, Even In His Youth, Aint It A Shame, Raunchola/Moby Dick etc etc. Good times.
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- Neither, it's a blend of magic ninjas and slutty pancakes.
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Nights out are Epic.
Heh.
First, I managed to fall out of the car at Simons. Seriously.
I have roadrash, and a bloodshot bruise on the side of my ass. Awesome.
So, we went to The Limelight. Oh god, how I love that place. Anyway, after jumping the 60 mile long queue, we got in. And Patsy brought ID! Whoop! Anyway. We made our way through The Limelight, got a few drinks, and decided to wait on the floor for a good song to come on. We were waiting for a while, but some whopped out guy was dancing stupidly, and copying everyone. He is a legend. A retard, but a legend all the same. So, after a few more drinks, and a few more songs, the DJ started to get good (I know how that sounds, STFU =). Played Sum*41, Blink 182, QOTSA etc. So, we were headbangin' a fair bit. So, I went to get a couple of drinks, and when I got back Fester was like, not there. I figured he was off for a piss or something, so I headbanged a little more.
Then some random chick came up to me.
"Hey, you guys with 'Fester'?"
"Uhmm, yeah, what's up?"
"He's outside bleeding like hell from the back of his head."
"Uhrr, what?"
"Yeah, one of you need to go with him to hospital."
WtFUX?!
Lmao. So, I sacrificed a shot of Vodka, and kinda ran outside, to see the man himself with nice red streaks through his hair. lol.
I phoned an ambulance, and have like, no idea what I or the guy on the other end of the phone said. But we got an ambulance that we actually had to flag down like a taxi. =|. Well, we got in, and we went to hospital.
...And waited for 3 hours. Even got caught up in an argument with some guys who were trying to kill eachother (In a hospital. ROFL.) and some random woman with chest pains. o.O
Keep the peace, and keep the pieces I guess. -_-
Well. After an agonising wait, and about 12 cigarettes, he came out, with two big metal staples in his head.
I fucking love that guy =)1 Comment 335 days
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The news.
Uhmm, hey.
Shitty mood..yay! xP
Found myself a nice new love for Korn. Some pretty tasty tracks on Follow The Leader. Okay so it's ten years old now. Who cares? Haha! Anywayy. I'm like, off cigarettes, but I'm still smoking. =). It's quite nice. Anyway, I'm off to do something for a while.
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Yawn.
Bleh. Shitty mood. =).
I are no longer hungovarrrr. =)
Still fucking sore mind you. Kids, NEVER put your hand near a dry ice dispensing equipment type thing, or something. It fucking hurts.
Eek.
Uhmm, Rawrr? I don't know. I'm tired and have a fecking Civil Service test in town at half fucking 8 in the morning. Gah.0 Comments 344 days
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Questhousebudda New11 weeks agoSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
djs
Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
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Questhousebudda New13 weeks ago
Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
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Questhousebudda New14 weeks ago
Hi Dan Clarke
Sat 15th Aug Bar Budda Odyssey
Special guest Jordan X with residents Colin Gent and Emo
£5 door tax
8.30 til 1am
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Hezz.15 weeks agoDan
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Your profile needed the magical Heather touch (and you know it
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I would usually write an essay rather than a short comment, (if you don't believe me, ask Amy.. I always end up sending her one
).
But tonight I really can't be bothered. Amy says you never reply to comments anyway so there is no point in composing a very long and interesting comment which will not be replied to. So I am writing a long and boring one instead.
Anyway, I'm still half in fencing kit and I hate these short trousers so I'm going to go for a shower now
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(And I can sleep tonight knowing that your bebo has now got a little bit of me on it )
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BrokenheartedAngel
*poke* ^^ hezz and i are bored and im eating a 'cock'
*pokes again and cuddles lots*
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Jess26 weeks agoOW! =]
lol, so, hows you?
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12327 weeks agoya gonna shoot us fuck u cunt fuck dan clarke 09
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12327 weeks ago
metal head then go get fucked ur not welcome on this page or earth lol
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.Colin.28 weeks agowat an asshole u r
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Ema Samantha Clarke28 weeks agoplease...
comment below..
If I hated things.
that would describe everything I possibly ever hated. what a noob. xo
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12328 weeks ago
fuck up emo cunt sehs gangtaz are not stupid ur stupida emo go slit a wrist ya gay cunt u scum cunt ill bring it to you hardcore
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.NomNom.28 weeks agoHaha cheers
My friend read that..and was like WTF?!?!?
God i love you (:
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Samantha28 weeks agohey long time no see! do ya remember me? xo
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Prove It36 weeks agohi
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Ema Pillow37 weeks agoI'm re-writing your profile..
Hey.. I'm Dan
I like lots of things.. Most of them happen to be musically orientated.
I'm a musician. Not just a regular musician but a fantastically talented one. I love my guitars.. yes "plural".
I like to talk.. about random things mostly but, words nonetheless.. I don't like comments from people who are too narrow minded to see past my long hair and metal looks.. Silly.
All in all.. I'm amazing. and I like to share my amazingness with others..
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37 weeks ago
Happy Birthday!!
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(haha just had to do tht
see what happens when i dont take my time!?
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