The Texican
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Male, 26,
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- from The City Of Doom's hospital for rehab of alki's, drug abusers & the insane was named in Our Honour
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- www.bebo.com/texican_dave
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- Let's go fuckin mental! Let's go fuckin mental! Na na na na, HOY!
- Music
- My hearing is shagged for a reason, 10 years of going to gigs and counting, 7 years of driving with heavy bass and 26 years of having to deal with me never shutting the fuck up. "I can't hear you in my head Dave! The volume on the stereo is too loud! La la la la".
- (Anti)social networking sites
- http://www.last.fm/user/Texican_dave The site is totally disco, logs music listened to on Itunes then recomends new music and friends based on that. take a look if you wanna see what I've been listening to.
www.myspace.com/davesdarkroom No one uses myspace any more, it's probably my favourate if anyone used it!
www.facebook.com/texican.dave Facebook is a big pile of pish, please don't make me use it. - The Anti-god
- My unfaithful friend and most deffinately the opposite of God (That's dog incase your stupid) Kody. He's all about the krazy, very little with any mallice intent, just SUPER SUPER energetic. Kinda like a TVR, super fast, tons of torque, looks great but if you so much as blink at the controls you'll find yourself wrapped round a tree and not in the nice tree huggin hippy way either.
- Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.
- I also have a few different types of plecs and the like. I try to breed most of the fish types I keep - I feel if they want to mate then its their way of saying "Hey man, we are chuffed with the set up, you may have captured us as slaves from our home in the middle of the Orinoco River but the enviroment here reminds us enough of home to call this our new home and bring up the kids here". Hopefully I'll get some F1 (That's the young of captive spawned wild caught parents) L-numbered cats on the go soon. I have a small group of 3+ of each of these cats L015, L147, L163, L269 and I am looking to get L134, L264 and perhaps L052 but they are very fussy.
- Films
- 35mm black and white film, Ilford and Fuji is what I shoot most of the time, I haven't sold my soul out to the digital SLR voodoo, I'll keep my 35mm and the darkroom for now.
My photo's, except those of the Anti-god, are set to friends only now. Sorry to all the randoms. - Flashbox
- Instant porn star. A stop animation me and Kord made of me shaving. The second video is my husky Kody throwing a strop over dropping his boneo.
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Lisa Mckinnon4 days agoYeah the photo would be from last friday night, after i had a small tumble lol!!! think i spent most of my night on the deck like!! ha ha ha nae like ma!!!
all part o the fun though!!
weekend aff!!! dinna think i allow that like
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Lisa Mckinnon6 days agoHa ha ha! My weekends are planned as soon as the previous one has finished lol!!
Think it's Buckie on Friday for a change and just good old Banff on Saturday night.... Boring i know, but i am sure i can cause some havoc along the way!!!
So if your off this weekend where will you be heading??
You'd never catch me working weekends! Roll on 12 the morns afternoon, when my weekend begins!! can't wait
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Lisa Mckinnon1 week agoFriday is a bit of a blank!!! Don't remember talking to you lol! How bad is that? But there wasnt no hangover on Saturday morning so it wasnt that bad in the end i spose!!! ha ha! Think i fell over like a million times on Friday night and that aint no exaggeration!!
Oooooooo nae so good! am guessing that your boss wasn't to happy with you when he got hold of you!!
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Michael Middleton1 week agoYeah, I'm going to be in Inverness on the 21st for a birthday.
You looking forward to moving? I'll need to come visit the place when you get stuff sorted out. It's a pity you ain't moving to Aberdeen really, but yeah you are right it can be a bit crap in town. Inverness might have a better night life...
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Andrew L2 weeks agoNo I was wanting to rent a fat chick from you as I cant get nothing else! Was being funny but it didn't happen!
So imma head to bed now in shame and get some kip, prepare myself for another long day at the office. 7:30 I always plan to wake up by but my neighbours like to wake me up an hour earlier with the headboard! grrr
7 hours till I start banging on the ceiling again... -
Andrew L2 weeks agoHow much would you accept off me for one of your fat chicks?
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Andrew L2 weeks agooh me, what a long day at the office! Could be a long week for the both of us.
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2 weeks ago
La Sirena
really wolverine,theres nae need to drool ovor my bebo page
its nithin exciten! lol thats a cool deal kord has given you, i really want my own sink again but i cant afford it on my shady wage. well if your nae out this weekend im sure we can meet up for a beer and i can kick your ass at pool *im really shite* btw. A HOT TUB!? wtf, is kord a pimp? lol only someone that works offshore has a speedboat. shauns got it into his head he wants to work offshore as a ROV driver....yeah thats what i thought. lol im nae listenin to him untill it actually happens, was only a year ago he was gunna whisk me away on a working holiday to newzeland...im still waiting...lol! ima find you on facebook. mind you, im nae a big fan, im barely on it, but just for you...i supose!
Hope your havin a ace week. im off work today, stupid stomach problems.took one of my mums crazy painkillers and i felt all floaty n giggly lol went to bed for an hour and ended up sleeping for 4 hours.
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La Sirena3 weeks agoeverythings acceptable with the boys
just be yoursel, you canna keep quiet because your scared incase someone says something against it. fuck abdy else! you n craig are loads alike, your both ace bantor but really shy. you did come outa your shell futher through the night.
it was terrible how much craig was appologising
he did it the last time i was out with him aswell
just the way he is i supose, someone told me that being to appologetic all the time was a sign of weakness, and for some reason it made me stop lol i nevor appologise anymore, so now i just seem like an arrogant arse.
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La Sirena3 weeks agolol you have to get drunk this weekend if your abandoning abdy afterwards
shauns life is the same, he canna plan anything ither coz he always gets called into work n stuff, its rubbish this whole working business isnt it!?
anyway back to the important stuff...
FIT are you doin movin to inverness!? its a ace place n'all n we spoke about it on saterday BUT you canna leave aftor this weekend because im working alll weekend so i winna see you before you go!! this is the worst cenario evor.
wait. me shaun n craig can come up n party with you in invorness!
its really shit that your leaving after i just actually started to speak to you,your ace bantor! -
3 weeks ago
La Sirena
ooh errr, i woulda spelt it the proper way but i wanted to enphesize the EEEN bit,just doesnt cut it with a IIINEEE.
i couldnt of told the difference between pretending or if you were actually grumpy.i woulda been grumpy too
i drank faaaar too much vodka, i nevor drink vodka lol
maybe next time you shouldnt drive n actually get drunk with us
you are a ace laugh, although i did feel quite guilty coz for some reason i always feel like i really annoy you and craig lol maybe its just coz your both quite quiet!
shauns just pleased hes made anothor farmer friend. haha! x -
3 weeks ago
La Sirena
WOLVEREEEEEEEN!
(i just had to one last time)
thankyou millions for taken me n shaun home on sunday
your ace fun! hope i didna annoy you too much!
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Craig Scott3 weeks agoyo, lol, sorry min (last time eh)... was pretty buckled on saturday/sunday like, shouldn't have drunk so much whiskey. I had a good night anyway. Thanks very much for taking me home the next day man, very much appreciated! hope all well dude.
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Dave Ewen3 weeks ago8.45am!?
What were you doing til that time amigo
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Stephen Ferguson4 weeks agosorry man forgot to reply, were up in shetland and weve left kayrin our flat, wize.
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Craig Scott4 weeks agoyo dave, i'm supposed to be going into aberdeen tonight. it's gary's birthday. I spoke to cacs earlier today. have a good night man!!
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Andrew L5 weeks agoJust doing temp data entry work for SEPA through agency until 18 Dec. Tis very boring but easy money
Hopefully will look good on my cv tho and help me get something permanent
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Dave Ewen7 weeks agoHello? Is that Dave? Wanna buy some pegs Dave?
Awell Dave, how's it going? Hows work? Any news? -
Stephen Ferguson8 weeks agoyes tis me, sorry I didn't notice you. you heard much from mr anderson?
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Andrew L9 weeks agoyeah the kids programme




















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The-Vert 1 Replyha ha ha ha.
The Texican 0 ReplysThat joke never grows old, almost as funny as "oh, look you've dropped your smack"...alas there is only one person that probably knows what the hell I am on about just now and I'm guessing its not you!
Gandalf fights the velociraptors tae fuck.
Elmo Cutthroat 4 Replys