If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed... Always remember that you wer once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions!!!! High Five!!

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WHITE FRIENDS
Will Never ask for food

BLACK FRIENDS
Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS
Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BLACK FRIENDS
Call your parents Aunty and Uncle.

WHITE FRIENDS
Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BLACK FRIENDS
Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f***ed
up...but that sh*t was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS
Have never seen you cry.

BLACK FRIENDS
Tell you to harden up.

WHITE FRIENDS
Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BLACK FRIENDS
Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS
Know a few things about you.

BLACK FRIENDS
Could write a
book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS:
Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
Is doing.

BLACK FRIENDS
Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS:
Would knock on your
door.

BLACK FRIENDS
Walk right in!"

WHITE FRIENDS:
Are for a while.

BLACK FRIENDS
ARE FOR LIFE.

WHITE FRIENDS:
Will take your drink away when they think you've
Had enough.

BLACK FRIENDS
Will give you another one even when you think that
you've had enough!!"

WHITE FRIENDS:
Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t
About you.

BLACK FRIENDS
Will knock them the f*ck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS:
Will ignore this.

BLACK FRIENDS
Will Keep it real and send this to other brothers and Sisters :-)