Becky Johnston

Becky Johnston
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  • Vrouw, 25, Hartjes 86
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  • Lid sinds: December 2005
  • Voor 't laatst gezien: 14 weken geleden
  • www.bebo.com/sweetiedahling2003

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Good Evening Bitches...
Me, Myself, and I
"If I have a day off I'll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools"...Derek Zoolander

Be the kind of woman
that when your feet
hit the floor each
morning the devil says
"Oh Crap, She's up!"
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar..
when I met you
Sports
Jazzercize
Scared Of
Rapid ageing & strangers with sweets.
Happiest When
Sleeping
Drinks
Absynthe / Hooch.

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    • Maintaining Sanity...

      . At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
      hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

      2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

      3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
      with that.

      4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

      5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
      over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

      6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".


      7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

      8. Don't use any punctuation.

      9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

      10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.


      11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

      12. Sing along at the opera.

      13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
      all day at work.

      14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
      15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

      because you're not in the mood.

      16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
      Bottom.

      17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Its the
      third time this week!!"

      18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,

      "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

      19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
      have to let one of you go."



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    • Showering...


      How To Shower Like a Woman


      Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according


      to lights and darks.


      Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.


      If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


      Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do


      more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.


      Get in the shower.


      Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and


      pumice stone.


      Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
      vitamins.


      Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.


      Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.


      Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
      red.


      Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.


      Rinse conditioner off hair.


      Shave armpits and legs.


      Turn off shower.


      Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.


      Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.


      Get out of shower.


      Dry with towel the size of a small country.


      Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.


      Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


      If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.





      How To Shower Like a Man


      Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in


      a pile.


      Walk naked to the bathroom.


      If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
      'woo-woo'


      sound.


      Look at your manly physique in the mirror.


      Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.


      Get in the shower.


      Wash your face.


      Wash your armpits.


      Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.


      Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.


      Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.


      Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.


      Wash your hair.


      Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


      Wee.


      Rinse off and get out of shower.


      Partially dry off.


      Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath


      the whole time.


      Admire willy size in mirror again.


      Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.


      Return to bedroom with towel around waist.


      If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the


      'woo-woo'


      sound again.


      Throw wet towel on bed.





      YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

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    • DandeLion
      DandeLion

      HI (Becky Johnston),

      THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE HOSTING THEIR OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY THIS FRIDAY 13TH NOV @ DANDELION !!

      The Backstreet Boys will be taking to the Dandelion Decks to rock the night away!!

      For all the adoring fans there will also be a meet and greet with the biggest selling artists of all time and best selling boy band !!

      Pay at the door event so get there early to avoid disappointment!

      DOORS OPEN 10PM

      2 weken geleden
    • Paul Byrne
      Paul Byrne

      Hey Becky Johnston,

      There's 2 Great gigs coming this weekend...
      Dizzy Dizko @ Andrew's Lane

      Tonight: ARVEENE
      (from Arveene & Misk & Spin 1038)

      Mail me if you want free Guestlist for you & your mates

      Doors 11pm till late

      & then tomorrow night
      Bank Holiday Sunday

      ALTERN 8
      (who recently played a savage set @ Life Festival)

      Admission is €15 or only €10 with a wristband or concession so look out for the Hot Dizzy Dizko Promo girls

      Doors 11pm till late

      Upcoming Guests:
      Conor G & James Talk

      for more check dizzydizko.bebo.com

      Let's Get WONKY!!

      17 weken geleden
    • DandeLion
      DandeLion

      (Becky Johnston)


      SO -90S IS BACK!!

      THIS BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY !!

      @ DANDELION CAFE BAR & CLUB


      MAY 31ST LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM LIVIN JOY !!

      "DREAMER ... DON'T STOP MOVIN ..."!!!

      JOIN ANDY P AND ALL THE FM 104 CREW !!

      2 FLOORS OF 90S CLASSICS !!

      DOOR OPEN 10PM !!





      mail bookings@welovedandelion.com

      FOR GUEST LIST ENQUIRES !!!!

      26 weken geleden
    • DandeLion
      DandeLion

      Becky Johnston

      CRAZY IN LOVE PARTY

      VALENTINES WEEKEND @ DANDELION

      JOIN DJ GRAHAM SHORTT

      AND

      LIVE BAND RED LIGHT DISTRICT

      FOR DUBLINS BIGGEST VALENTINES PARTY

      SUPPORT TEMPLE STREET CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BY ENTERING OUR VALENTINES KISSATHON AND TAKE A CHANCE OF WALKING AWAY WITH €500 PRIZE MONEY FOR THE LONGEST KISS

      ADM €10 BEFORE 11PM

      ROAR

      FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT INFO@WELOVEDANDELION.COM

      41 weken geleden
    • Roisin Barrett
      luv Roisin Barrett

      i know my darling!! we'll have to arrange a wknd...we were so close the other time... pity u cant come tonight xxxx xxxx

      42 weken geleden
    • Sarah Donnelly
      Sarah Donnelly

      Sat night!

      Proper glam and dancing shoes (ok so not dancing shoes but really pretty and high shoes :) and a dance floor - what dance floor shall we take over lady??

      Mwah
      xxxxxxxxxx

      45 weken geleden
    • Residence
      Residence

      RESIDENCE @ V2 (THEVAULTS.IE) LAUNCH PARTY 14TH FEB VALINTINES
      REDBOX RECORDZ PRESENTS
      RESIDENCE
      the house sessions
      www.bebo.com/RESIDENCEdublin

      RESIDENCE is a new night dedicated to the resident dj's all over ireland.
      each week, starting 14th FEB 2009 @ V2 (the vaults, d.1), we will play host to resident dj's of ireland, who support big name djs week in week out.............this night is about supporting them, come join us for the launch night.

      we have a large g list, so email names.
      FREE SHAMPERS FOR ALL LADIES ON ARRIVAL!
      LADIES FREE B 4 11PM!
      doors 9pm-til late /id over 18 / 10euro b4 11pm / 15euro after

      TONY WATTERS
      (BEST RESIDENT IN IRELAND 2008) (VOODOO-LETTERKENNY)
      www.bebo.com/djtonywatters

      RESIDENCE resident djs:
      PAUL NEWHOUSE
      (ASYLUM/KISS FM 97-00/CREAM TOUR WALES/MIAMI WINTER CONF/REDBOX RECORDZ)
      www.bebo.com/djpaulnewhouse
      www.bebo.com/redboxrecordz
      JAY TANG (aka DJ TANGO)
      (ASYLUM/GRAVITY/TEMPLE THEATRE/TEMPLE OF SOUND/TAG RECORDS)

      45 weken geleden
    • Eoin Brennan
      luv Eoin Brennan

      dear becky, how are ya??????? you comin out tonite????????
      lets get really drunk. marcels paying......!!!!!!!!!! he owes us by now. and he's not comin home at the end of the nite cause he stayin in pearse st garda station.

      47 weken geleden
    • Sarah Finlay
      Sarah Finlay

      Love ur comment, hows my lil becks, u around nxt wkend?

      54 weken geleden
    • DandeLion
      DandeLion

      Hi Becky Johnston




      SO - 90S PRESENTS



      2 UNLIMITED LIVE @ DANDELION !!!
      THIS THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13TH
      DOORS OPEN 9PM FREE ADMISSION B4 10PM!!!




      If you do not wish to receive these comments please delete us from your friends list!!

      55 weken geleden
    • Ger
      Ger

      Why so SeRiOuS? :L

      Thanks again for beautifying me the other night :D

      55 weken geleden
    • Brendan O'Loughlin
      luv Brendan O'Loughlin

      HOW were we not firends on bebo?!?! I thought we were:L :L

      Anyway... my reason for stopping by is this.....



      (((step back from the Wispa Becky!!)))


      :L :L

      x x x

      55 weken geleden
    • Amy O'Sullivan
      Amy O'Sullivan

      i know....vjj was being a creep...i had to disguise my identity!!! ur still my number 1 gina...when are we gona have a date? hmmm? xxxx

      56 weken geleden
    • Chris Williams
      luv Chris Williams

      Hi Rebecca.
      Thanks a million for accepting my friend request! I sent you a private mail message. :) Kind regards. Chris.

      56 weken geleden
    • David Nestor
      David Nestor

      Yeah i am still here,its a good reason that i am still here its because we are still winning in the football and yes i am still a top class athlete!!!!;)
      if we win on sunday i am gonna have to go looking for a job cause i wont be going till after xmas!!!!!! tell the girls to keep their heads up.....they will get me....;)

      56 weken geleden
    • David Nestor
      David Nestor

      story becky?? you all missing me big time still??;)

      56 weken geleden
    • Amy O'Sullivan
      Amy O'Sullivan

      THUNDER GIRLIES....

      this sunday = thunder night out....pre-drinks in mine and then hittin town. starting at about 8.30. let me know what ur story is.

      let the sesh begin!!!

      love u all xxxx

      58 weken geleden