A

Afeard - scared
Ah - I or me, ie Ah don't feel well
Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
Aye -meaning "yes"


B

Balleex -"b0ll0cks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed - drunk
Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
Bate The Wife - bottle of cider
Beef -male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite"
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul' beg" when referring to an elderly female
Blurt -Slang for female genetalia
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Boulin' -messing about
Bout Ye -"Hello"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly benefit
Buggered -broken

C

Cameracorder -grannies use of the word "camcorder"
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Childer -children
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
Creamed -tired


D

Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander
Dawg -canine, dog
Digikil -common mis-prounciation of "Digital"
Drawers -underwear
Dour -a door
Duncher -Cap

E

Earlee-er -before the present
Eejit -derived from "Idiot", means "Idiot"
Eff Aaf - F*ck Off


F

FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
Faaler -father
Fally - follow
Fillum -a movie or film
Fingy -someone whose name you can't remember
Frig -polite word for "F*ck", also used: Flip
Flour - a floor
Fut - foot

G

Gat -slang, You're a wee gat or get
Geg -fun, "Ats a geg"
Getawaydaf*ck -go away now
Givuz -give me
Glass -Half-Pint
Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes,Yip."
Gutties -training shoes


H

Happy Days - that's good
Hardly -meaning "Thats not true" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
Hectic - See Mad
Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
Heerzme - "And then I said..."
Hippy - someone who likes Bon Jovi
Houl On -please wait

J

Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
Joken -joking


K

Kudn't -couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...


L

Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also
"wiredintillit"
Leenantarsapees -Famous Italian landmark
Lifted - arrested
Lingo -language


M

Mad - See Hectic
Mairshen -Emersion Heater
Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Mawn -a man, male
Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
Melt -no actual meaning, used as: "I'll knock your melt in"
Messages - weekly shopping
Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
Moufycunt - rather outspoken person
Mucker -a friend or mate
Muller -Mother or "Ma"


N

Nek it - drink that drink in one
Nice One -that was good
Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
Norwegain - Another Gin please
Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that's a good way of going about that

O

Offees -alchohol retailer
Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"
Oxters -Armpits

P

Pat - container in which food is boiled
Prably -maybe, its likely
Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
Parfil - strong
Peeler -a police officer
Piece-sandwich
Pot - short for Patrick
Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti"
Pump - to urinate
Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

Q
Quim -slang for female genetalia

R

Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
>> >>>Ration -you'd be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
in a hurry, in Ballymena
Rare -not to be confused with "scarce", means crap

S

Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich"
Scundered - embarrassed
Sebm -seven [7]
Shap -shop
Shar -a shower
Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin

Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your

1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait THAT LONG?)
2)thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)
3)thou shall not steal from k-mart.(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has
a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz-- just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)

Why people think he is still alive...

1.2Pac died on Friday the 13th...

2.Las Vegas is a payoff city, meaning all sorts
of folks have been known to be on the
take. That means doctors, press, lawyers, etc.

3.The white Cadillac containing the
assailants was never found... How could
this be when Vegas is in the middle of a
desert?

4.There's a small Black community on the
North side of town.. This strip is only about
8 blocks long.. The attackers were Black..
Where did they go? Where did they hide?

5.The white Cadillac containing the gunmen
passes a entourage of 2Pac's boys, many of
them body guards... No one gives
chase and there are no witnesses...There
were no witnesses on the street... How
come? Why not, especially right after a
heavyweight fight?

6.The name of 2Pac's new album is
Makaveli... He was an Italian war
strategist who advocated faking one’s death to
fool their enemies... 2Pac was a fan of his
and had read his books several times.
Perhaps 2Pac is taking his advice...

7.Makaveli wrote two books before
his death. Look at what the All Eyez
on Me disks are called....

8.The cover of 2Pac's latest album, Makaveli
has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ... Could
he be planning a resurrection?

9.Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert.
How come there was no helicopter chase?
If some one were to rob a casino, the
LVPD would've chased you down with
some helicopters.. . How come this didn't
happen with 2Pac shooting?

10.2Pac was cremated the day after he died...
Since when does some one get cremated
the day after a murder?

11.In addition to number 10, no one can ask to dig
up his grave like they wanted to do with
Elvis and like they did with Abraham Lincoln.

12.There were no ballistic tests... At
least we haven't heard about them....

13.Las Vegas is still very much a mob town..
No one gets killed on the strip... You have
to pretty much get permission in order for
something like this to happen. Who was
calling the shots on this one?

14.2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge
didn't get hit once.. He was 'grazed' by a
bullet.. Why did 2Pac get shot all those
times and Suge not get hit?

15.Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and
they had a coherent conversation? How bad
was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this .. there
are conflicting stories claiming that Quincy
Jones’ daughter was in the back of the car..
and then she wasn't.. what's the deal for real?

16.2Pac has completed 2 movies and 3 LP’s that
have yet to be released.. With so many
people upset about 2Pac's death, literally
anything connected with him is bound to net
a whole lot of cash...





17.I have heard that there was a 72 million
dollar life insurance policy on him which
has yet to be cashed. No legal actions could
be taken against him as long as it isn’t cashed.

18.2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold
his death ....

19.2Pac always wore a bulletproof vest but for
some strange reason he didn't wear one this
time.. why not?

20.The memorial services that were open to
the public were canceled in both Los
Angeles and Atlanta...

21.In addition to number 19, Tupac said in his
song "Life goes on" from his "All Eyez on Me"
CD, that when he died he wanted "every rapper"
to rap at his funeral, etc. Why didn't Death
Row fulfill his death wish?

22.In a 1994 interview with Tupac, he said
before he went to prison that if he was
ever sent to prison when he came out he would
be worse than before. He was. He also said when
he came out it would be like he was reborn.
Was he speaking literally? He already died and
he was worse when he came out of jail,
plus Tupac switched his rapping name from
2 Pac to Makaveli, that could be considered a
rebirth, all that's left is a physical rebirth
(A sighting) and so far he's already completed
more than half of this prophecy.

23.Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two
music industry people on tha