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- WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. THEN I'LL FUCK THE MEN AND THE ANIMALS
- Me, Myself, and I
- well where do i start? i dont get on this much more due to the combination of internet porn and xbox360 (gamer tag: SpooKris), but, names krystan, krisy or nixxy (if slim tells you its kristopher he's a lying cunt who touches up babies). im from a place where the grass might be green, but the girls certainly aint fuckin pretty!
life is good, crx's, saturday nights, pear kopparberg and punk rock and roll, thats the secret to a long and prosperous life. its all explained here in this handy little pamphlet which you will recieve on your way out.
i would just like to close by saying girls with black/red hair and sleeve tattoos is possibly the best invention ever! fuck thomas eddison, when was the last time i ever got an erection over a lightbulb? i'll tell you when. fucking never!
hugs and kisses you pack of bastards.
disfigured and oblique, from the appetite that i seek
(rancid - dead bodies)
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thinks skins is better than inbetweeners! pfft!
- Yay
- FRONT magazine, bbc3, von and chloe from the fuel girls, alex sim wise and vikki blows, 50p microwave kebabs, angry nipples, south park, family guy, redtube, skinny tees, natasha marley, koppaberg pear/apple, d-series.org, brothers strawberry cider, girls with sleeve tattoos
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- r'n'b/hip-hop, radio 1, wiggers, hippies, chavs, nirvana, eastenders, cornation street, emmerdale (any tv soap), madonna cunt, beyonce cunt, tax and mot, shitty nightclubs, banging my head on my slanty walls, getting stupid fucking spam, newspaper puns, diesels that make that fucking stupid pooooo noise its S.H.I.T. cheap vodka that gives you a massive hangover the next day
- Films
- shoot em up, sin city, the kingdom, this is england, borat, butterfly effect, amityville horror, saw 2, the trueman show, fun with donkeys vol. 1-9 (oops!!)
- Sports
- molestering. is that a sport? thats a sport
- Bands
- rancid, lars frederikson and the bastards, gallows, o pioneers, our time down here, the unseen, the distillers, nofx, dropkick murphys, the ghost of a thousand, the casino brawl, bad religion, the rabble, social distortion, operation ivy, pennywise, slipknot, cancer bats, blink 182, boxcar racer, all that remains, bleeding through, (old) lostprophets
- T.V programs
- family guy, the inbetweeners, dragon ball, dragon ball z, gragonball gt, how not to live your life, south park, simpsons, drawn together, 8 out of 10 cats, mock the week, nevermind the buzzcocks, supernatural, fur tv, the it crowd
- Summary of Download festival 2009
- slipknot! jump the fuck up! buttscratcher, poundstretcher, bus wanker, bring me the horizon, the blackout, papa roach, devil drivers HUGE circle pit, slim trying to start a circle pit at 4am in the campsite, rip off taxis, manson being a soppy bastard, jade goody 'lol' tshirts, tattoos, piercings, the hottest women ever, man thongs, sunburn, big tits on the big screen, being from oirland, dave, will, sharna, raw bacon, "i eat it like this at home", "i'll keep death at bay", "yeah, but its just for decoration", falling asleep outside, slims fake moustache, our new band blunt force trauma! BEST WEEKEND EVER!
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The Cuntdown
ok, so basically it is a list of the 10 biggest cunts in the world. it will be udated when i can be assed, so leave some suggestions as to who should go on it in the comments.
(and yes, i did steal this idea from front!)
1. madonna. the-black-baby-buying-90-year-old-fake-dyke-cunt.
2. beyonce. dont look me in the eye, call me miss knowles cunt.
3. zac efron. smug looking, school signing cunt.
4. noel edmonds. fuck off, your shows shit cunt.
5. horne and corden. your not even slightly funny cunts.
6. kerry katona. nobody cares about your new show you alcoholic iceland cunt.
7. paris hilton. looks like a seagull cunt.
8. sara cox. fucking learn to speak properly and stop trying to be so random cunt.
9. sarah jessica parker. you foot/horse combination cunt.
10. jonas brothers. could you be anymore of a pack of cunts.3 Comments 171 days
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| Name : | krystan | |
| Nick Name : | nixy, tripod! | |
| Birthdate : | in the future | |
| Birthplace: | a vagina | |
| Current Location: | my computer | |
| Eye Color: | brown | |
| Hair Color: | brown | |
| Height: | fuck knows | |
| Weight: | again, fuck knows | |
| Piercings: | 2 | |
| Tatoos: | 4 | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | no | |
| Vehicle: | crx del sol. wooooo! | |
| Overused Phrase: | fuck, cunt, any curse word | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | beef curry boild rice | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | traks | |
| Candy: | them wee lipstick things | |
| Number: | 21 | |
| Color: | black/pink | |
| Animal: | cat | |
| Drink: | kroppaberg | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | boobs/legs | |
| Perfume: | paul smith london | |
| TV Show: | the inbetweeners | |
| Music Album: | rancid: lets go | |
| Movie: | 300 | |
| Actor/Actress: | dunno | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke (diet) | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | mcdonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | hot chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: | cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | punk. fuck rap shite | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | funny | |
| Love or Money: | bita both | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | whenever, usually 2am | |
| Most Missed Memory: | dunno, i have amnesia lol! | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | behind my ear | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | fuckin work bollocks | |
| Ambition: | to become a leprichaun | |
| Best Friends: | slim, lyndsey, bell, glenn | |
| Weakness: | chinese | |
| Fears: | feet | |
| Longest relationship: | nearly 3 years | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | never | |
| Ever been beaten up: | yes, by a gang of midgets | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | no | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | no | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | yep, last day of high school | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | blue/brown | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | brown/black | |
| Short or Long: | long | |
| Height: | not taller that me | |
| Style: | her own | |
| Looks or Personality: | bit of both | |
| Hot or Cute | H.O.T. | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | skinny, but not REAL skinny | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | japan | |
| How do you want to Die: | surrounded by lesbians lol | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | no | |
| Get along with your Parents: | yep | |
| Health Freak: | no | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | no | |
| Believe in Yourself: | sometimes | |
| Want to go to College: | not a fuckin hope man | |
| Do you Smoke: | no. fuckin hate it | |
| Do you Drink: | yes | |
| Shower Daily: | no | |
| Been in Love: | yes | |
| Do you Sing: | yes... badly | |
| Want to get Married: | no | |
| Do you want Children: | no. wee bastards lol | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 98 | |
| Hate anyone: | have you got a few days....? | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Lyndsey Forster
aw......wel thanx very much, dat wuz oh so very nice of u lol
......but id much prefer sum new clothes, r sumtin lyk dat lol
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Slim Slim The Monkey
aye well dats not my fault, that fuckn xbox an redtube u neva leave!!!!
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Phil Adams10 weeks agoIm good Krissy. What about you? Still paying regular visits to Utopia?
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Questhousebudda New11 weeks agoSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
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Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
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House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Bert
here....here....like...jus hold up one second ...
you wer told...lots an lots from both of the girls tha my hairs way kooler than yours....an its clear tha you wanna be me lol. an i found out slim has his done last night...i think its obvious who both of yours idol is
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Slim Slim The Monkey13 weeks ago
bum boy!!!!
howes the form!!!
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Questhousebudda New13 weeks ago
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
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Barney14 weeks agowheres gary the fat basterd????? lol
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Lyndsey Forster
Lol, aw, im sure u did a brilliant job. sure jus buy urself a pair of ghds and me sum2
, cus i need new straightnrs lol!!
Ooh, sounds gud lol
, mayb jus not da dragonball z part all day lol, as much as i lyk it and al
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Mr Millar..i am nat impresed wif ur behaviour at the weknd..an i do nat talk in high pitch lakk a bloodi chipmunk..
An that hole white house fing..i wouldnt have believed dat..thats jes dumb.!!
Ooh an p.s u messsss ben sick in a sink..!
Classssy..! lol
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Laura Rep17 weeks agolmao fun times man haha
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Lyndsey Forster18 weeks ago
aw, i fink il pass dis time, but il take ur word 4it lol!!
aww, thanx lol, but u find dat luk sexy really lol
im not starvn myself, cus usually i wud jus eat 2pieces and not hav netin until tea, but now im havn1 lol. pfft, wot do u fink i am
, ya can really c me doin dat now, wot wud i not luk lyk lol
u wil jus hav 2support me and help otivate me, by doin it2
Hogs and
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thot id draw ya anuthr1 of my wee drawns, its a bit crap tho xx
Lyndsey Forster 0 Replysheres sum boobies, since ur da bOObie MONSTER lol!!
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