Coitus Mongoloidus

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Music
Girls Aloud, but I prefer girls when they shut the fuck up. The Quo. Things untzy buntzy. And often cuntzy.
Films
Lawrence of a labia. The farmer in the yard. The man with a head for a face. The glamorous life of Anto Mullinguini. Three tenners and a fiver. Men in black men. Scumgabber: a horse's tail.
Sports
Running, cycling, laughing, topless batin', anything that results in blood, sweat and tea.

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  • A poem inspired by mas.

    Would I ride yer ma?
    Ha, who wouldn't?
    I'd ride her into the ground,
    although I know I shouldn't.
    With her short grey hair and her cute little hunch,
    I can't help the thinkin 'I'd have yer ma for lunch'.

    Would I ride yer ma?
    Ha, I've twice already.
    I strapped her arms down to the table,
    just to keep her steady.
    And she was willing and able.
    She nearly snapped the cable.

    She loved it so she did,
    kept coming back for more.
    Jesus boy,
    yer ma,
    some whore,
    had her til I was sore.
    We've a child together now.
    He's four.

    4 Comments 590 days

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My result is: Luscious librarian

Although your nose is in the books, the boys better watch out when those glasses fly off and the hair comes down. You may be a bookworm, but underneath it all, there’s a bombshell waiting to come out. We’re sure you could teach us a thing or two.
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  • yeah
  • THE LAD

    without your hand your lad is nothing, without your lad your hand is nothing, remember always rub one off lovingly and out of spite

    Pa, prevention of cruelty to knobs(P.C.B)

    For a fantastic finish with no annoying drips, slap your brush into durex

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  • Fantastic!
    Fantastic!

    Gorgoroth next november!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    masuimi max

    nuff said

    13 weeks ago
  • sHep b.
    sHep b.

    hey,
    i'm new to bebo, i like flicking my bean and walking around in lacey enderwear while pouring melted chocolate all over myself and would like to chate on muntinggolddigger@ehohell.cum

    18 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    Simon Whelan

    Heya,

    Annual Summer Kick about will commence on the 2nd and 3rd of June, the Tuesday and Wednesday, 7 - 8 @ Kingfisher Gym on the Tramore Road, sorry for all the mix ups and mishaps but this is for real now

    Look forward to seeing you there :)

    26 weeks ago
  • Ryann Soricelli
    Ryann Soricelli

    chill
    HEY I am new to Bebo but would like to chat on jane3100love@hotmail.com

    27 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Simon Whelan
    Simon Whelan

    Hey,

    Football this coming Monday and Wednesday @ Kingfisher Gym on the Tramore Road, 7:00 - 8:00 p.m.

    Looking to get it going for every Monday and Wednesday for the summer.

    Let me know if you can or can't make it :)

    Thanks

    27 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    Simon Whelan

    thats the spirit

    30 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    Simon Whelan

    Bank Holiday, we'll round up a right pack of cunts, ball in the park and then ill cut your hair ;)

    30 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    I guess this eliminates any chance of us consummating our hair cutting relationship again any time soon now that you've found someone else to cut you up :(

    30 weeks ago
  • Sophie Behal
    Sophie Behal

    a mentally retarded athlete?????

    31 weeks ago
  • Sophie Behal
    Sophie Behal

    How sad, you've obviously gone maaaad!!

    31 weeks ago
  • Sophie Behal
    Sophie Behal

    how did the epic journey turn out?

    32 weeks ago
  • Brian Foley
    Brian Foley

    lol no worries, enjoy the big feck off walk! :)

    33 weeks ago
  • K Nols
    luv K Nols

    OI! Ya sexy bitch ya... Stock up for tomorrow yet?

    33 weeks ago
  • Emmlym Shemmlym
    luv Emmlym Shemmlym

    ahahahah that was amazing! good times!!

    33 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    real name??:L

    33 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    wats with the change in name Ahab?

    33 weeks ago
  • Brian Foley
    Brian Foley

    Out this wkend morgan!?!? Much drink to be had to celebrate holidays etc :L

    33 weeks ago
  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    Someman for one half italian half canadian half irish quarter japanese man

    34 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Simon Whelan
    luv Simon Whelan

    U glue up that shit yet??

    34 weeks ago
  • Kreg Thompson
    Kreg Thompson

    nya boy

    37 weeks ago