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Chris Porter

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3/7/08 | me too! | Reply

Chris Porter
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  • Male, 25, Luv 242
  • from Swaledale
  • I am In a Relationship
  • Profile views: 12,318
  • Member since: March 2005
  • Last active: 3/27/11
  • www.bebo.com/breakdance_not_harts

About Me

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Me, Myself, and I
Christopher Gregson Porter, Established 22 October 1987::::


Peace Out!!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Martin Calvert

Martin Calvert

hell fire this lad can get on!!!

My favourite Cousin...
Claire Mason: She takes after me with her amazingly good looks! lol
Sports
MUFC, HCAFC, RDAFC
Things that irritate me:
people who tell me what to do wen they hav no authority over me whatsoever... fuck off!
people who take the piss but are really shit at it
ben buck-barrett's personal hygeine lol
when theres fuck all on tv

plastic people
drivin on a motorway
coursework!
HOW SHITE BEBO HAS BECOME! :(
Hate Most Of All...
bein on my own, not bein wanted and NO CAN DOERS

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  • Swaledale - Swordull lingo

    Swordle - Swaledale
    Sister Bugger - Suprised exclamation
    Does ta ken? - Do you know/recognise
    Howist - How are you
    tebble - rather
    prether wisht - listen quiet (to gain attention from person whom you are talking to
    down ower - down over ie down over there
    sup part smooth - drink alot of smooth
    hasta getten smooth on't tap - have you got smooth on tap (by the pump)
    bloody sister bugger helllll - when something bad happens (an exclamation)
    Wensledull - Wensleydale
    Coverdull - Coverdale
    Arkindull - Arkengarthdale
    Gunnersid - Gunnerside
    laaa raaa - low row
    Haaaaaars - Hawes
    Down country way - Northallerton and below
    hasta Gitten - have you got
    Gay good - quite good
    I say - Listen to me
    Hocker On - basically shag
    Dus ta fancy gaain bandin - Do you fancy going for a dance
    tuup (pronounced tue-p) - Male Sheep
    yaw - Ewe
    Beeass - Beast
    Hoss - Horse
    see-ev - rushes
    fower wheeler - quad bike
    yan, tan, tether, nether, pip - 1,2,3,4,5
    larl - little
    cowass - barn
    Lakin - Playing/doing
    Jiesting, as in to jiest (To take sheep away to winter/move sheep)
    Kessend - Bent


    TO BE CONTINUED!

    1 Comment 291 weeks

  • Weirdo's come here:


    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too:

    Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
    rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

    CAN YOU READ IT YES/NO?

    6 Comments 294 weeks

  • Do this for the craic

    Soundtrack to your life
    If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be?
    Heres how it works
    1)Open any form of music library on your computer
    2)Put it on shuffle
    3)Press play
    4)For every question type the song that's playing and the band/singer
    5)When you go to a new question skip to the next song
    6) DON'T LIE AND PRETEND TO BE COOL!!

    Opening Credits: Allister: Radio Player

    Waking Up: The Starting Line: Up And Go

    First Day At School: Box Car Racer: Cat Like Theif

    Falling In Love: Fall Out Boy: Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy

    Losing Virginity: Fall Out Boy: It's Not The Side Affect Of The Cocain I'm Thinking It Must Be Love

    Fight Song: Lost Prophes: We Still Kill The Old Way

    Break up: Allister: Moper

    Prom: Fall Out Boy "The Take Over, The Breaks Over"

    Life: Blink 182: Always

    Mental Breakdown: Linkin Park: Numb

    Driving: Lostprophets: Broken Hearts

    Flashback: Angels And Airwaves: Good Day

    Getting Back Together: Taking Back Sunday: Divine Intervention

    Wedding: Allister: Chasing Amy

    Birth of Child: Enter Shikari: Stand Your Ground

    Final Battle: Fall Out Boy: Pretty In Punk

    Death Scene: Fall Out Boy: Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying

    Funeral Song: Box Car Racer: Elevator

    End Credits: Allister: Waiting

    0 Comments 297 weeks

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      chris. we used to send eachova love everyday religiosly. and nw tht ya get 3 loves a day now we are starting it again. wiv out fail lol. starting from now :D ly xxxxx

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      hahahahaaaa!! wel we started drinkin at bout 4-5 so were drunk by bout 7, soba by bout 12 hehe xx

      5/29/08
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      7!!! YOU LEFT AT 7!!! my god, we were just gettin started then! haha yeh was a good nite, adam wearmouth practically drove off without me n zoe, we had to run after him! lmao was hilarious! can you believe this....I GOT SERVED IN WEATHERSPOONS!!!!!!!!:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O i was buzzin after that!! haha w.b xx

      5/29/08
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      Carol

      haha i have been lakin on wiv not much reli Mr Porter! lmao just went to richmond on monday did u go? dont think i saw u lol u ok? x

      5/28/08
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      sorry for gettin fake tan in your bed! u have my deepest appologies! xx

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      bog eye who shit the bed?

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      :P ha i used to send u love everyday i dnt love u as much now tho lol x

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