Tom Hill
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Yeah, na im Tom
Im into lots of stuff, but none of it even closely relates to writing information about myself on bebo, so il keep this brief.
im currently at CPIT doing a computing degree and i work as the it manger/techie at mairehau primary school.
i like shuffling, raving and drinking
i also like:
shuffling at raves
drinking whilst shuffling
raving whilst drinking
and getting drunk at a rave whilst shuffling (this ones tough)
i called up a random
with my new phone
he blew out my eardrums
with an inaudible tone
i climbed in the tar pit
just for a laugh
but i was enslaved by some tar fiends
and a man with a staff
btw - that second vid of that guy shuffling is fucked up!
- Mijn wederhelft
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75% Ragdoll, 20% Fishy, 5% Miscellaneous Tori
- Music
- when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when im feeling sad, i simple remember my favourite things... and then i dont feel so bad
- Quests
- {my quest log is currently empty}
- Favourite activities
- buying tools to dig holes, digging holes, placing things inside the holes.
(unfortunately filling the holes back up is not one of my favorite activities so you may discover me one day surrounded by strange unfilled holes - ignore them.) - Scared Of
- multi tasking, insectoids that are bigger than a small man,
subliminal messaging, hormones in my food and waking up only to find that my knee caps have been removed and that all the food in the house has been replaced by strange devices playing inaudible tones. - Happiest When
- waking up rubbing my kneecaps and checking my pantry finding that the food is still there and my equipment is not picking up any inaudible tones playing
- The matrix
- Its been 2 and a half years since i was disconnected from the matrix, but i remember it like it was yesterday...
- Important stuff
- My appendages,
All paper mache items,
The abyss,
People with obvious glitches,
Torsos,
All things cylindrical (if the radius is greater than 10 (undefined units)),
People who have strategic disadvantages (everyone) - (btw alex's is the planes)
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When i wake up in the morning, i am immediately faced with a barrage of decisions that will ultimately effect the outcome of my day. firstly i am to decide whether showering is worth the risk. you see, if i do decide to shower i am putting myself and others in unnecessary danger
firstly and selfishly i am personally in danger of drowning, scalding myself with hot liquids, slipping over and dying, pouring shampoo into my eyes (accidentally), eating soap (also accidentally) or singing myself to death.
secondly and most importantly if i do drown or succumb to any of the above life threatening ailments the shower could continue to run for up to 8 hours before anyone is able to stop the water from flowing, this could largely contribute to the water crisis.
thirdly and finally in the event that whilst showering i decide to wash myself (horrible idea) a situation may occur in which instead of me becoming clean, the aforementioned soap (back when i was eating it, remember) may become soiled and in the instance of this happening, if the soap was to become "tainted" by me, all other shower going members of my immediate family may suddenly become "tainted" as well.
who in turn may infect hundreds maybe thousands (being an optimist) of people.
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My address
I write this blog in response to the dozens of requests that ive had (i wont lie - mainly from chicks) for me to publish my home address on bebo.
The reason why a blog is necessary in this situation is because, well i don't have an easy way to explain this.
My address is somewhat... complicated.
You see, most people have a physical address, a location at which they reside, which is constant, and unchanging.
I on the other hand (not being most people) live somewhat differently.
As i stated before, there is no simple explanation so lets just dive right in:
My address cannot be found on a map, it cant even be located within this universe, it doesn't even reside within this dimension..
In fact, its not within any dimension at all.
I LIVE IN AN EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL ABYSS
A gap between dimensions.
Now, i would explain how this came to be, but however much i would like your brains to be crushed under the vast amounts of knowledge i possess, you guys probably would not.
So, in an attempt to save your lives, i will only list the ramifications, the advantages and disadvantages, of me living in such a place.
Firstly and most importantly i live faaar far away from you guys, which is obviously a huuuge advantage, as i don't have to put up with you disbelieving my blogs (which tbh, dosent phase me the slightest)
Secondly, its kinda cool inviting mates over: "hey man, wanna come crash at my EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL ABYSS"
Thirdly, the rent is unendingly cheap (in fact an elite team of scientists pay ME to live there(something about monitoring my radiation exposure))
And lastly, when i fill out forms with my personal details i get to write "EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL ABYSS" in the address field. not everyone gets to do that!
There is however, a downside (surprising, i know) to living in an abyss.
Once you enter, it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to get back out, which, despite my supreme, unendlingly complacent state of mind, annoys the shit out of me. I mean, I owned this place for a matter of minutes before i got caught in here.
Now all of the advantages (bar the first one) have been negated. Which tbh, has ruined my life
actually, in hindsight, having an EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL ABYSS is completely overrated. And is a horrific idea.
I mean, its not even practical.
Look guys,
If you are ever approached by a weird black man in a green suit, DO NOT buy an ABYSS off him
IT IS A TRICK!!!
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The fuel crisis
okay guys
i understand that this "petrol crisis" is quite a hot topic, so i will tread lightly on the subject as to not enrage the general populous
okay, il admit, i originally intended to sit here and wank on about the causes of this so called "fuel crisis".
however due to unknown reasons i have decided to let you all in on the real problem - the main call for this "crisis"
to avoid suspense and dramatization, im going to get to the point
THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS FUEL!
now, i know what your thinking, but seriously guys...
you bowl up at the petrol station, run up to the pump and type in how much money your going to give em, then throw the hose into the car and supposedly the "fuel" enters your tank- WRONG!
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUEL TANK!
have you ever seen it? do you ever open your boot and theres a big tank of fuel!
no, no you dont, coz it dosent even exist.
whats really happening is, you plug that good old pump into that gaping hole in your car, and theres tiny little speakers mounted on the handle, that play an almost rhythmic pumping sound, followed by a small vibration and then a small little dribble of tinted water comes out of the hose (to fool us of course)
and thats when we hand over our hard earned (for some) cash to the fat guy at the counter.
(or alternatively, if its mobil on main north road, we piss on the old guys face and jst leave)
okay now your all yelling "what about when you fill up canisters and what not"
the pumps have sensors on them which detect if you are using them to fill up containers, and if your are. instead of "fuel" the pump excretes a mixture of NEUROTOXINS and HALLUCINOGENS which completely distract you from the fact that your just a pawn in an elaborate scheme to ruin the economy.
this also explains why people that have ever filled up a lawnmower from a can will die before they are 32.
this could be the greatest hoax of all time!
(apart from the electricity scam)
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Justin46 weken geledenhow r u how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names justiniscool17@hotmail.com laters
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Mercedes Hatcher
how r u how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names susanngriswold72@live.com laters
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Tori Gory
Just looking at your bebo.
I'm gonna send you all today's luv even though it still wont be enough. -
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Tori Gory
"Well I'm not paralyzed,
but I seem to be struck by you.
I wanna make you move,
cause you're standing still.
If your body matches what your eyes can do,
you'd probably move right through me,
on my way to you..."
Lols it's still stuck in my head still XP.
Also wanted to give you some random bebo luv for the day (cos I can XD) and say that the asians have joined forces with the black man in the green suit and they have made a deal to escape the abyss.
Meaning we must gather troops immediately if we are to counter there batter nukes, preferably skin heads bearing showers and knives *nods* and as we go to war, we can yell our battle cry "AAAHH!!! I'M IN THE HOOD!! I'M IN THE HOOD!!"
Also there's in now a 1.25% chance this text will show up on the leg. ok, it's a small chance but you never know
lol
Anyway I'm off to bed now you sexy being you
looking forward to seeing you XD
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Tori Gory
Who ever knew that those jelly-filled fortune cookies really just faded you out to the black abyss, and of course there's internet there lols.
<.< the asians are overwhelming can't hold'em off for very much longer lols I've built a fortress out of their loose sand and made a gate of batter.
Doing pretty well with my protection though got me a couple of staffs to make'em spin XP and some asian-repelling flamingos ^^
It's good I only have to spin one asian at a time, cos once one starts going all the others are distracted and stand there going "whooa fast" enabling me to defeat them XDXD.
Right gotta calculate my escape ttyl ^^ <3 -
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Tori Gory
SOI SOI SOI SOI My ROFLcopter Goes SOI SOI SOI SOI
Now starts the story of a wizard that created a magical grip, a moth grabbing grip it was... But the grip was used in evil ways (staff stealing ways) that just spun you on your head...continuously. But that's when we found out he was REALLY spiderman and two gnomes jumped out of the shirt... Screaming "Who's a fishy, fishy, fishy."
It was only when we found out that you could use one staff to control two others that all our limbs turned in to prosthetic ones, which angered you causing an ear throwing rampage.
Eventually starting to run low on blood having to wait for that damn ambulance, coming to realize that you are a rag doll and that people cannot change personality's with a drunk operating system system except when a skinhead asks for a knife to fix a shower and falls through a door... lol. So the story end with every one just plainly being "Fucked! Ya'll Fucked".
Yep so there's a random ass thing for ya lols <333x10^pi -
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Tori Gory
"Churr" Lol.
I climbed in the tar pit
just for a laugh
but I was enslaved by some tar fiends
and a man with a staff
We best be careful or they guy with the staff may start spinning you on your head, while you epically grab for a moth with your epic as rofl grip lols.
<3
Let's send you some more Luv hun lols
Who's a fishy, fishy, fishy... LOL
pwnd? nyess
Damn it. I Have No Weakness
but not really
lol
ttyl hun might see you tonight *eXtremely hopeful*
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Tori Gory
Heya Hun, I'm just gonna give you some random as Epic Luv for today
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Cos I can .
Wisdom For The Day: "Beware Of Shower Bearing Skinheads
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LOL
"Where's the luv? And where are my keys?"
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Sam Rutherford72 weken geledenJust at Un a, it's pretty fun, don't think i would ever say that haha.
What about you? -
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Lizzie72 weken geledeni believe you are mistaken, as i am supreme
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Justyna73 weken geleden
YUUUUUSSSS
you're sooooo 'lite now
welcome to the good life
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Lizzie73 weken geleden
lol at justyna's comment :
THE SPANISH GUY!
thats some pretty old school humor there!
now because i like cliche's i shall put what everyone else put ::
1) yay you got a bebo for your own
2)hello (aloha!)
there you go your comments will now be happy
toodles
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Sam Rutherford
Hey man how's it going? Haven't seen you in ages! What you up to these days? Haha guess what I just spent my whole day doing...
I downloaded the full version of God of Thunder and have been playing that. Remember how we used to play that and Raptor at your house when we were like 7! -
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