The consumption of alcohol

..May make you think u are whispering when u are NOT.

..Is a major factor in u dancing like a loser.

..may cause u to tell the same boring story over and over.

..may cause u to thay shings like thish.

..may convince u that ur ex is DYING to hear from u at 4am.

..may cause u to roll over in the morning and see something scary (whose name u cant remember)

..is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

..may lead u to believe u are tougher than a guy named kong.

..may lead u to believe u are invisible.

..may lead u to believe that people are laughing WITH u.

..may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Fines

♥Add Up Your Fine's From Committing The Following Offences Below And Leave A Comment..

So Here Goes:

♥♥SEX FINE'S...♥♥

♥Ever had sex at church -- £25
♥Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
♥Had sex for money -- £100
♥Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- £20
♥Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
♥Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- £1
♥Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
♥Used toys while having sex -- £30
♥Had sex in a pool -- £20
♥Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
♥Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
♥Cheated on your significant other -- £10
♥Masturbated -- £10
♥Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- ♥£20
♥Done oral -- £5
♥Got oral -- £5
♥Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
♥Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
♥Had a threesome -- £50
♥Had sex in the wild -- £20
♥Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
♥Had sex with someone over 10 years older than you -- £20
♥Had sex with someone under 10 years your age -- £25
♥Had sex with your best friend -- £20
♥Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
♥Had anal sex -- £80
♥Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

♥♥DRUG FINE'S...♥♥

♥Smoke more than 20 cigs a day -- £5
♥Drink more than 4 days a week -- £10
♥Smoked pot -- £10
♥Taken ecstasy -- £5
♥Done something in return for coke -- £50
♥Sold illegal drugs -- £100

♥♥ROCK'N'ROLL FINE'S...♥♥

♥Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
♥Vandalized something -- £20
♥Beat up someone -- £20
♥Been jumped -- £10
♥Cross dressed -- £10
♥Given money to stripper -- £25
♥Been in love with a stripper -- £20
♥Ever drive drunk -- £20
♥Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
♥Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
♥Went skinny dipping -- £5
♥Stole something -- £10
♥Made a sexy home video -- £15
♥Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- £20
♥Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
♥Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
♥Went streaking -- £5
♥Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
♥Been arrested -- £5
♥Spent time in jail -- £15
♥Peed in the pool -- £1
♥Played spin the bottle -- £5
♥Done something you regret -- £20
♥Lied to your mate -- £5