Carlos Cabrera

wohoo finally off a weekend going to get hammered

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  • Man, 21, Hartjes 28
  • uit chicago, illinois
  • Aan het daten met iemand
  • Profielbezoeken: 3.872
  • Lid sinds: June 2006
  • Voor 't laatst gezien: 1 dag geleden
  • www.bebo.com/sexiest_man_in_sligo

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Abandon all hope, Ye who leave comments
Me, Myself, and I
<<<<<<<< the three amigos about to get tit-faced :P :P :P


I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.

I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone die

no matter wat i will always go out for a drink with ppl

kyle stop messin with my page

seriously ppl need to stop stalking me outside my house at night goddamit i know im sexy but seriously ppl its getting a bit creepy now either do it during the day or at least get me sum coffee (colombian coffee preferd)
Mijn wederhelft
Kyle Armstrong
Music
I Listen to a mix of things queen, eminem, tony yayo, kanye west, alkiline trio, artic monkeys, bare naked ladys, blink 182, bloc party, bloodhound gang, bob marley, bomfunk mc, gorillaz, coolio, daft punk, eagle eyed cherry, foo fighters, red hot chilli peppers, tenacious d and of course DJ TIESTO!!!!!!!
Films
Texas chain saw massacre (funny as fuck), hoste(also very funny)and any othergood horror films especialy the asian horrors . . . .and anime e.g ghost in the shell, akira, ninja scroll etc
Sports
rugby, baseball, American Football and of course sexercise. . . .u name it il play it a t least once
Happiest When
always happy
Msn
westsidebr0ther@hotmail.com
&quot;Star Wars&quot; Euphemism for Masturbation
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14. Grooming the Wookie

13. Making the Kessel Run

12. Polishing Vader's Helmet

11. Evacuating Tatooine

10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9. Releasing the Special Edition

8. Jumping to Delight Speed

7. Communicating with Red Leader One

6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit

4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

And the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation..
1. Test Firing the Death Star

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  • Friendship between women

    Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
    The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

    Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

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  • Words of Wisdom

    This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level.

    Wisdom...

    My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him... and the advice he used to give!

    Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said...

    "Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller."

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  • The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits

    The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

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  • Colin Scanlon
    Colin Scanlon

    hey dude after i killed ceilin cat for like the 10 time stupid cats havin 9 lives there reallyis a bad smell. how did you get rid of the smell?? lol:L :L :L :L

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  • Carol Walker
    Carol Walker

    DUDE!!! Thunder bolts of lightning very very frightning - eek!! :D :D :D :D

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  • Loretta
    Loretta

    Her name s katie,shes gona b 3 in feb! Time flies! Wat do ya get up ta at d wknds? U go out much?

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  • Brenda G
    Brenda G

    just on hols 4m college,had exams lst week, which were a complete disaster, but meh!!! still in the park, lovin it! can u sence the sarcasm????:O :L :O u gonna be hme @ xmas? i recall shots are always in order, when we meet up!!!:L :L :L

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  • Brenda G
    Brenda G

    well buck, craic? watcha at dese days?:D

    51 weken geleden
  • Loretta
    luv Loretta

    Ah nt doin 2much! Nt workn at mo. Hav a wee girl,she b 3 n feb, time flies! Wat u doin n colege

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  • Loretta
    Loretta

    Hes n my 4nds list!hed b surpisd 2here ya! Wat av ya bein up ta?

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  • Nadine M
    Nadine M

    ?what ya talking bout??

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  • Nadine M
    Nadine M

    Wellidy well my long lost friend.how goes u?

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  • Loretta
    luv Loretta

    Heya,hw ya nw! No craic wit me! Av ya ben chatn d darren!

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  • Angela Cassidy
    Angela Cassidy

    sorry about scaring u with the scarf >:( lol

    p.s i cant hit girl either
    at lest girls i like sorry :P

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  • Colin Scanlon
    Colin Scanlon

    hey dude whats the craic??? how are ya now???? i have ta say i didnt want ta embarass ya by giving you your native mexican clothes so your going to have to get your own halloween costume mate:L :L :L :L you back in galway yet????

    58 weken geleden
  • Loretta
    Loretta

    Hey carlos, u remember me? We wer at dat camp years ago. Me an darren met ya dr at sports complex. Any craic

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  • Roisin K
    Roisin K

    em welll mines on the 4th duno about urs :P
    check the letter they gave u :L :L

    65 weken geleden
  • Roisin K
    Roisin K

    aw cool :D congrats il b seein u there :) i got early childhood education :P
    barrys goin 2 the i.t aswel :D he got forensics (not sure how u spell it :L )
    :D

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  • Roisin K
    Roisin K

    aw it was great crac :L little liams growin up :L
    u goin 2 college this year???

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  • Roisin K
    Roisin K

    CARLOS !
    its been 2 long !!!!!
    how the fuck are ya :D

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