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Carlos Cabrera
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I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.
I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone die
no matter wat i will always go out for a drink with ppl
kyle stop messin with my page
seriously ppl need to stop stalking me outside my house at night goddamit i know im sexy but seriously ppl its getting a bit creepy now either do it during the day or at least get me sum coffee (colombian coffee preferd)
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- I Listen to a mix of things queen, eminem, tony yayo, kanye west, alkiline trio, artic monkeys, bare naked ladys, blink 182, bloc party, bloodhound gang, bob marley, bomfunk mc, gorillaz, coolio, daft punk, eagle eyed cherry, foo fighters, red hot chilli peppers, tenacious d and of course DJ TIESTO!!!!!!!
- Films
- Texas chain saw massacre (funny as fuck), hoste(also very funny)and any othergood horror films especialy the asian horrors . . . .and anime e.g ghost in the shell, akira, ninja scroll etc
- Sports
- rugby, baseball, American Football and of course sexercise. . . .u name it il play it a t least once
- Happiest When
- always happy
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- westsidebr0ther@hotmail.com
- "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation
- 15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
And the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation..
1. Test Firing the Death Star
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what should i dress up as for halloween this year ?
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- Go butt naked
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What would you do if you knew the world was ending?
- Congregate with loved ones
- Voyage to a foreign land
- Have sex all day
- spend all your money on luxuries
- commit a crime-no consequences, right?
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Friendship between women
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
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Words of Wisdom
This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level.
Wisdom...
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him... and the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said...
"Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller."0 Comments 284 weeks
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The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"0 Comments 284 weeks
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Colin Scanlon9/9/09
hey dude after i killed ceilin cat for like the 10 time stupid cats havin 9 lives there reallyis a bad smell. how did you get rid of the smell?? lol
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Carol Walker1/16/09DUDE!!! Thunder bolts of lightning very very frightning - eek!!
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12/16/08 via Mobile
Loretta
Her name s katie,shes gona b 3 in feb! Time flies! Wat do ya get up ta at d wknds? U go out much?
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12/8/08 via Mobile
Loretta
Ah nt doin 2much! Nt workn at mo. Hav a wee girl,she b 3 n feb, time flies! Wat u doin n colege
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11/19/08
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Nadine M11/18/08?what ya talking bout??
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Nadine M11/18/08
Wellidy well my long lost friend.how goes u?
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11/18/08
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Angela Cassidy11/17/08sorry about scaring u with the scarf >
lol p.s i cant hit girl either at lest girls i like sorry
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Colin Scanlon10/25/08
hey dude whats the craic??? how are ya now???? i have ta say i didnt want ta embarass ya by giving you your native mexican clothes so your going to have to get your own halloween costume mate
you back in galway yet????
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10/17/08 via Mobile
Loretta
Hey carlos, u remember me? We wer at dat camp years ago. Me an darren met ya dr at sports complex. Any craic
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Roisin K9/3/08em welll mines on the 4th duno about urs
check the letter they gave u
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Roisin K8/27/08
aw cool
congrats il b seein u there 
i got early childhood education barrys goin 2 the i.t aswel he got forensics (not sure how u spell it )
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Roisin K8/26/08
aw it was great crac
little liams growin up u goin 2 college this year???
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Roisin K8/23/08
CARLOS ! its been 2 long !!!!! how the fuck are ya
I like my speedos they make me look cool!!!
Alex Fitzgerald 0 RepliesHey......You dont happen to know where I can get a death ray,a small one that can take people within a 15 metre radius?Aldi sold real shitty ones,nearly killed meself!when your only 4 inches tall and more suited to an oceainic environment you need protection.
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