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The Bitch Please Society

When you're all nice and sleepy and tuck your hands between a couple pillows....but they are not pillows, Bitch Please!

12/6/10 | me too! | Reply

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When someone IMs you, commenting on your char pic saying YOU are hot and wants A/S/L, Bitch Please!
When you are contacted for sex RP in IMs, and their character turns out to be a herm, or even a horse, when it's too late, Bitch Please!
You are RPing a straight male about to have sex with a female character that turns out to have plumbing on the outside, Bitch Please!
You are RPing a straight female about to have sex with a male character that turns out to have nothing hanging there.....or both appendages, Bitch Please!

We are a group of role players that have seen it all, and in the essence of troubled times between muns, are here to share our most priceless moments in RP for our fellow role players to stay in the spirit of being entertained and at least lighten the mood. Please feel free to post any priceless moments in RP that would fit in this category, even if it is a simple typo that makes the whole thing appear otherwise hilarious.

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  • Nikolaos Djinn Merideios
    luv Nikolaos Djinn Merideios

    Ya know, the thing that gets me is when someone comes to another character's wedding and decides to bring a group of non-player characters that I choose to bring into play, then they switch and go ooc on me and tellin me somethin like "Are you freakin kiddin me, get those zombies outta the Rite!" Honestly, what characters I choose to put in, noone else is playing! Isn't rp suppose to be fun with twisted and bizarre happenings if someone wants to get freaky with their rp alittle bit? If they feel like it. Freakin BITCH PLEASE!!! damn.

    Mar 26
  • Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek
    luv Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek

    When those muns that do RP posts through gaybe ( bebo ). I am okay with that cause I do it when others cannot be on very much but keeps up on things at times. Anyway, when a certain person dishes it on my mortal, but when she fights back, not only does he tuck tail and run cause his WIFE suddenly returns just before he starts with the "Let's play pokey dick cause my wife is gone!", and not only deletes any and all comment posts relating to said situation, but starts plotting on killing MY mortal with his wife so he can be back in her good graces. THEN deletes my comment post from JADE, warning him IC to leave the character in threat alone, simple as that. I really hate this fair weather bullshit RP! BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

    7/15/12
  • Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek
    Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek

    -- Cracks up at Kajetan mun's post. -- Priceless!

    5/28/11
  • Kajetan D. Romani
    luv Kajetan D. Romani

    eartha6357: How ya doin' Auto response from GigoloSenses: Dinner is done.and well I am eating leave a message i will return soon...peace eartha6357: i don't mean to annoy you, I saw you're profile in the search and you seem cool :> eartha6357: errr... sorry gtg, ttys! but if you wanna see my profile and pictures use this link: friend-only.org (my name there is beckygold). maybe we could chat there sometime :> hope to check you later! "Kajetan": bitch please

    4/26/11
  • Lady Dia Atrum
    Lady Dia Atrum

    How about when someone complains about EVERYTHING?! No matter how many times you try to change up the SL? Then gets caught doing the same dayum thing you suggested in the first dayum place but with another person?! Bitch Please!!!

    4/21/11
  • Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek
    Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek

    Here's something priceless. Okay, so someone broke into my truck in the middle of the night, while everyone was asleep. Busted the side window so they could unlock the door and get in. What did they take? My car stereo/CD player. But here's the kicker. My car stereo went to shit about two years ago, the radio dial stopped working. Hell, I even, unintentionally, left my purse wallet in the drink console and it wasn't even touched. So all that trouble for a POS that doesn't even work. HAH! Bitch please!

    4/12/11
  • Nadja Maharat
    Nadja Maharat

    When you contribute to an SL, but when the group breaks up, they take all the shit you came up with and don't give you credit for anything. Bitch, please. I ain't about that life.

    3/25/11
  • Moved

    Whoa, wtf?

    1/15/11
  • Catherine Rose Cosette Nicholoisis
    luv Catherine Rose Cosette Nicholoisis

    Why do people always only want to play with my main character (Necrosis Virus) with an incest sl? Oh and here's the kicker, when it comes to this character(Sadistic Veil) the first thing that comes to their mind; "Oh I remember Rose, I liked her better when her pics were of white women. (running across lame racist muns)" Last I checked the picture doesn't make the character. The player "makes" the character.

    1/13/11
  • Aleace Nyte Valek
    luv Aleace Nyte Valek

    If she was bleeding they shouldn't have discharged her, and especially if her water broke! One she could have the placenta pulling away from the wall before it is supposed to and two after your water breaks it is full fledged labor and needs to be monitored. I thought it was a rule of thumb when contractions are 5 mins apart or water is broken your in for the long haul.. maybe Im mistaken but sounds like shitty hospital policy to me I agree Bitch please!

    12/17/10
  • Danica Isabelle Ciotti
    luv Danica Isabelle Ciotti

    This happened IRL, but a friend of my cousin, pregnant and due this Friday. Doesn't even have a labor coach so I volunteered. She started bleeding this morning just out of the blue, I take her to the ER and pregnant women coming in are priority, they made her WAIT! Then, not only was she bleeding, but her water broke, they still decided to send her home, why? Because "her contractions were irregular". I was like "Duh, induce?!?? BITCH PLEASE!" but they still discharged her and said she can come back when her contractions are five minutes or less apart. WTF! Sorry for the vent, it just irks the hell out of me.

    12/15/10
  • Angel Ve'Piras
    luv Angel Ve'Piras

    When you work hard to make a character that isn't just a carbon copy of every other character. One that you have to work with in character to cause change. A character that wont just fall head over heels the instant she see's your character and fall on your characters penis Bitch Please!

    12/13/10
  • Genesis Venzo
    Genesis Venzo

    when the mun of a character goes ' ghost ' b/c they don't want you to know they're online playing another character schtuping somebody's character whom you know .... BITCH PLEASE. I wear my big girl panties to this game, I know what's going on ---why hide it ?

    12/13/10
  • Syndel
    luv Syndel

    I know right? My toon Syndel -- points to this SN. -- so she was with this "devil" character my now ex plays. He kept bitching that I never ask him to RP, yet Syndel never, ever saw nor sees her mate ( SN was Enigmatic Grave btw ) and I went to ask him if he would RP her mate just once for a little while, nothing fancy schmancy either and what do I get? "Can't, watching football.". "Can't, WWE is on.", "Can't, my WoW raid is about to start." so I said hell with it and he finds out she met someone else and he pitched a totally hissy fit. Talk about Bitch Please with a bitch slap LOL. <3

    12/10/10
  • Genesis Venzo
    luv Genesis Venzo

    Ohhh, that is so annoying. <3 I'm really starting to love this page.

    12/10/10
  • Dawn Angel Demonblade Vis'Vires
    luv Dawn Angel Demonblade Vis'Vires

    Ok, so I get imed from someone I used to play with years ago. Talk some normal shit and get "we should play some time, our chars would be hot together." I reply with "My char is taken" then I get "Do have any other chars?" Im like "Yeah but there taken to" So I get "can you make a char for me?".... really? BITCH PLEASE!

    12/10/10
  • Danica Isabelle Ciotti
    luv Danica Isabelle Ciotti

    OMG, so I was asked to play a horsey char's "mate"..BITCH PLEASE! -- agrees with Tracy. -- Indeed, these creeps seem to fall out of the trees or something.

    12/10/10
  • Xander De'Rais
    luv Xander De'Rais

    When you think I am a mun that really gives a fuck... Bitch Please!

    12/9/10
  • Genesis Venzo
    luv Genesis Venzo

    When you ask me to play a vampire homosexual man -- BITCH PLEASE. How do I find these creeps ?

    12/9/10
  • Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek
    Jade Lillith Aziabaelis Valek

    Whoa, who did that?? That is definitely Bitch Please material.

    12/8/10

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