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1er/2do ciclo:

NUI Maynooth, 2009
BA,English and History

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St. Joseph's College Garbally, 2006

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  The promised gold star for satisfactory completion of commitee obligations! I'll have another edit of the piece and send it back to you again and then you send it back to me again and then I send that to Edel who sends it....... Don't ya love the beurocracy of it!

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  LEDGE!!!

  poppy...i love da stand up...royal anal leisure park....u cant make dat shit up...and u did so yay... ....i love u man...no really i love u!!!

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  Funniest moment in college yet!!!!

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• Man Rules

  1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
  2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
  3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
  4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
  (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
  5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
  6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
  7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
  8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
  9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.
  10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.
  11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.
  12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.
  13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: buy them a case of beer.
  14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.
  15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
  16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.
  17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.
  18. You poke it you own it.
  19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.
  20. If a man is on vacation to another county that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.
  21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action

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• One or two things you might not know about me...

  Paul Donnelly is such a man that even his facial hair has facial hair.
  
  Paul Donnelly beats Rock, Paper and Scissors combined.
  
  Paul Donnelly does not hunt, because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Paul Donnelly goes killing.
  
  Paul Donnelly sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Paul roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  
  Paul Donnelly ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  
  A blind man once stepped on Paul Donnelly's shoe. Paul replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Paul Donnelly!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Paul Donnelly.
  
  When Paul Donnelly sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Paul Donnelly has not had to pay taxes ever.
  
  Paul Donnelly once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
  
  A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Paul Donnelly and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  
  Paul Donnelly likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
  
  Paul Donnelly always has sex on the first date. Always.
  
  Paul Donnelly died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
  
  Paul Donnelly once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
  
  If Paul Donnelly is late, time better slow the fu*k down.
  
  Paul Donnelly does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
  
  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Paul Donnelly.
  
  Paul Donnelly doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  
  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Paul Donnelly has allowed to live.
  
  Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Paul Donnelly.
  
  Paul Donnelly does not sleep. He waits.
  
  Paul Donnelly is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  
  Paul Donnelly counted to infinity - twice.
  
  When Paul Donnelly does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  
  Paul Donnelly is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  
  Paul Donnelly does not wake at the crack of dawn. The dawn cracks when Paul Donnelly wakes.
  
  Paul Donnelly's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  
  There is no such thing as global warming. Paul Donnelly was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  
  Paul Donnelly can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  
  Paul Donnelly doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
  Paul Donnelly gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  
  Paul Donnelly can slam a revolving door.
  
  Paul Donnelly does not get frostbite. Paul Donnelly bites frost.
  
  Paul Donnelly's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
  
  If you can see Paul Donnelly, Paul Donnelly can see you. If you can't see Paul Donnelly, you may have only seconds left to live.
  
  Paul Donnelly knows how to put the fig into the Fig Roll.
  
  Paul Donnelly is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  
  There is no control button on Paul Donnelly's computer. Paul Donnelly is always in control.
  
  Paul Donnelly isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Paul Donnelly.
  
  Paul Donnelly once challenged a statue to a staring contest. Paul Donnelly remains undefeated at staring contests.
  
  Paul Donnelly puts the laughter in manslaughter.
  
  In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World R

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