Four civil servants have been sacked and a further five disciplined after an investigation into claims that staff had sex in the toilets, jumped naked from filing cabinets and held breakdance competitions at the Rural Payments Agency office in Newcastle.

The claims, made by a whistleblower, also included allegations that staff at the office vomited in cups and left them to fester in cupboards, smeared excrement over the walls of the toilets, placed used sanitary products behind the drinks cooler and swore and held fun-fights in the reception area.

The claims in June led to an in-depth investigation which has now resulted in four members of staff being dismissed and five disciplined with a combination of verbal and written warnings.

1. Full Name: Thomas John Irving
2. Nicknames: Tom, TJ, Grain
3. Birthday: 27th May 1991
4. Place of Birth: Hexham
5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
6. Male or Female: Male
7. year : 11
8. School: QEHS
9. Occupation: student
10. Residence: Corbridge/Mickley
11. MSN Screen Name:

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: bout 7, 8 stone
16. Height: 5ft 7 i dunno
17. Braces: none
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: none
20. Tattoos: none
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Mark J
23. First Award: football
24. First Sport: Football
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: Tenerife
27. First Concert:first real concert was Embrace
28. First Love: none yet

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Shaun of the Dead
30. TV programme: Mighty Boosh
31. Colour: blue
32. Rapper: none, gay
33. Band: Led Zeppelin
34. Song Right Now: Reckoner by Radiohead
35. Friends: plenty, they'll tell you.
36. Sweet: Fruit salads mmmmmmmmmmmm
37. Sports i like: football, Badminton, Hockey, Cricket, American football
38. Restuarant: im not a restaurant person i only eat cheesestrings.
39. Favorite brand: none i embrace all brands
40. Store: none i embrace all stores
41. School Subject: PT
42. Animal: Cow, they are interesting ok.
43. Book: The world of Karl Pilkington. He is very very stupid yet he is a genius.
44. Magazine: Proper lads mag womans weekly
45. Shoes: trainers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: unchallenged
47. Single or Taken?: unhitched
48. Have a crush: possibly...
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: 100 things about me. duuuuuuhhhh.
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: my sister laughing for some strange reason.
54. Thinking About: what im gonna write about next.
55. Wanting To: talk
56. Watching: me type
57. Wearing: nothing
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yeah
59. Want to be Married?: yeah
60. Careers in Mind: comedy writer, sports coach
61. Where do you want to live: somewhere nice
62. Car: Jaguar

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: brown
64. Hair length: medium length
65. Eye color: any
66. Winks or blows kisses: winks
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: medium length
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: dont think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried At School: yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no im an atheist
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First sight: no
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: no
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: no
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
99. Horoscopes: no

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? no

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