Rob Lewis

Rob Lewis
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  • Male, 21, Luv 34
  • from ballybrack go on the boys
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  • Member since: June 2006
  • Last active: 2 weeks ago
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
i love me and barry, he is my secret lover,. its not much of a secret tho.my best mates are jay and unfortunatly adam fuckin tool.. metal is a way of fuckin life respect it and its gonna look after you just have fun and try not get aressted for enjoyin yourself .love and respect to connor the next gutair legend.Pantera fuckin rule R.I.P. Dime we all fuckin miss you you crazy bastard.
The Other Half Of Me
Ash

Ash

shes mad ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Music
ritual slaughter, pantera, metallica, vital remains, brownbread, trivium, so on so fuckin metal
Films
X men, lord of the rings, waterboy, everythin but chick flicks
Sports
rugby, sex, and smashin stuff
Scared Of
jay shaw spiders and hights
Happiest When
having sex, jammin wit the band, smokin hash, when i am partyin mmmmmmmm tacos
reasons why jay shaw is cool
1 he is amazing in all possible ways. 2 he is a god among men. 3 his fashion sense is astounding. 4 adam sucks. 5 all of the above
things i love
music gettin wasted and reptiles

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    • littles johnny's take on sex ed.

      This is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!!
      Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.


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    • Fucking!! aka... rough sex



      DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY.. but it's funny!

      A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

      Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

      Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

      The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

      Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

      Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

      Take off her clothes
      with her consent.........................12 cal
      without......................187 cal

      Take off her Bra
      With two hands..........................8 cal
      With one hand.........................12 cal
      With mouth.............................
       85 cal

      Put on Protection
      hard ........................... 6 cal
      soft..........................315 cal

      Foreplay
      Looking for target...................8 cal
      Finding G spot ......................92 cal
      I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

      Entry
      Holding her..................12 cal
      On the floor.................8 cal

      With Different Position
      Missionary........................
       ..358 cal
      Doggy...........................31
       6 cal
      69 lying.............................
       ..286 cal
      69 standing..........................
       ...512 cal
      Italian hanger.........................912 cal

      Orgasm
      Real..............................
       ..112 cal
      Faking............................
       ....315 cal

      After "O"
      Lying in Bed............................18 cal
      Hop off the bed............................36 cal
      Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

      Get dressed
      Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
      Rushing.........................98 cal
      Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
      Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

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    • Sex Joke!!!



      a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
      Unfortunately,
      he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
      years
      old.




      One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
      They
      have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
      asleep
      on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
      As you
      might expect things start to heat up.






      The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
      his
      girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
      she
      wants a new position.


      Lettuce!!!

      Tomato!!!

      Lettuce!!

      Tomato!!!

      Lettuce!!!

      Tomato!!!

      She screams

      Lettuce!!!

      Tomato!!!

      Whoa!!!

      PULL IT OUT!!!

      PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

      I can't get pregnant!

      Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
      sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
      face!*!*!*!*!




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    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      hey dude, story with ya??!!! in me auntys takin full advantage of her internet facilities lol i will hav a pressie for ya on ur bday btw :) u goin to metallica btw?

      20 weeks ago
    • Phoenix
      luv Phoenix

      hey, ye its bn a long while stranger.. hows trix wit ya? hmmm not really me nd niki broke up 4 gud last wk other than dat fuck all.. hows jay nd all? haven tlked 2 him in ages either haha

      24 weeks ago
    • Dave Hughes
      Dave Hughes

      DUDE!! were's my toaster!!

      24 weeks ago
    • LOst The Game
      luv LOst The Game

      heh heh heh its epic i never look at it now i forget its there until now...... ah i'm fine love just working loads and all that... how have you been??

      24 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      Alice Geraghty

      hey hun, thought i'd drop by and say hi... coz i'm bored and catchin up with ppl on bebo!! wes is takin the lizards at some point during the week :( don't want them to go but i have to give them away..... xx

      28 weeks ago
    • Becky Toland
      luv Becky Toland

      cool cool...not a bother!

      Yeah..got bored...was asked to join and learn trapeze so i thought fuck it why not!

      I'll be down soon enough..we'll prob all go out for a pint as a bit of a farewell thing so i'll give ya a shout on here!
      xx

      28 weeks ago
    • Becky Toland
      Becky Toland

      hey..wow yeah real long time no see..im hardly ever about dublin...only ever pop down to see the capelsstreet crew...haven't been in Fibbers in AGES!!!

      Must pop down before I leave the country...which is well next month so better do it soon ha ha!

      Heading over to France to join the circus...I am not even fucking joking hi..ha ha

      What you been at?

      28 weeks ago
    • Killian Mc Loughlin
      Killian Mc Loughlin

      gaylord magivure

      29 weeks ago
    • Two Tales of Woe
      Two Tales of Woe

      Playin on saturday bro :D

      Hope to see you there :D , ROCK

      39 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      hey baby, jus leaving u a comment to say i love you so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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      40 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      hey baby, miss u xx

      47 weeks ago
    • Miss Anthropist
      Miss Anthropist

      Hey Rob,

      This Sat (6th Dec) – THE FINAL – Fibbers
      7 Bands that have been chosen from 7 Trials
      Battle it in The Final in the running to win €1000 cash
      This is decided by an Audience & Judges Vote.

      1st Band Starts at 9.30pm
      Adm: €5

      Hope you can make it …..

      LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE !!!!!

      51 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      heylo sexy.... jus in shanes chilllin with lesley nd johnny after fibbers :) love you so much baby u are the sexiest man alive to me..... best sex i've ever had!!!

      Love you so much baby

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      51 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      hey baby, jus in work on my lunch break nd surfing the net.... jus 2 let ya no i am so crazy about you...u are my sexy man beast :D i'm so lucky to have you... i will love you forever and always xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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      51 weeks ago
    • Conor Eustace
      Conor Eustace

      Exzeltic gig on sunday the 16th of november. Mc Ruders, 10 euro in, Gig starts at 12 in the day. At the door say your there for exzeltic.

      54 weeks ago
    • Lacey Carrier

      ayo I was going through peoples profiles, and i think you are an interesting guy, and hot too. I was doing a lil cam show for my friends gettin naughty, hit me up on MSN my names squawoovy@hotmail.com laters

      55 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Lisa Dowdall
      Lisa Dowdall

      heya rob hows u?????????

      58 weeks ago
    • Alice Geraghty
      luv Alice Geraghty

      hey baby i love you so so much you make me so happy!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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      58 weeks ago
    • Becky Toland
      Becky Toland

      Hey whats up?long time no see!

      59 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Ben
      luv Ben

      yea man! u left exzeltic? ? wats tha story like? nd engaged? why was i not consulted? goddammit no1 tells me nethin..

      61 weeks ago