We'll get sum new brown dubes nd a polo from Ralf Lauren,
Keep Talkin whhoo keep talkin,
Go out wit the chaps for a cup of lyons gold blend,
I've got the money Daddy's got the money,
With the beemer on the floor there'll be mountys at the door,
Y'no der be no shit...we'll be gettin our bit in st.Michaels
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Go St.Michaels you cost 30 grand a year,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
Go St.Michaels u wont find T.N's here,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
You are supreme the chicks'll scream,for St.Michaels
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We'll get some purple french scorfs nd thirty inch guns oh yeah,
Do do do do do do do do
A new box of crio nd dual savage pecks oh yeah,
Do do do do do do do do
With new abercrombie socks nd greased back locks,
Ya know dat i aint braggin i'll get a hottie with a naggin,ST Michaels
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Go St.Michaels you cost 30 grand a year,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
Go St.Michaels u wont find T.N's here,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
You are supreme the chicks'll scream,for St.Michaels
Er er er er er er er er er er

Big intro shit

Er er er er er er er er er er
Go St.Michaels you cost 30 grand a year,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
Go St.Michaels u wont find T.N's here,
St.Michaels go St.Michaels,
You are supreme the chicks'll scream,for St.Michaels

Michaels michaels michaels...MICHAELS

BY DAVID DIXON...

By Peter Byrne:
Our Delphi trip 2006!!A shitload of funny things happened over the few days so i'm gonna write down as many as i can think of:feel free to rob this[as long as my name stays on it!] or give me suggestions incase i forgot anything!


-To begin and end the trip,the 4 hour journey on the train was spent fucking anything from cartons of milk,jam nd marmalade to sleeping bags down the train

-Daniel Fox was lucky enough to find someone special down there on the first day[Twit twoo].It was only on the last day that everyone found out that he hadnt even scored her.

-Most of the year made it a habit of singing "LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL,NA NA NA NA,HEY!" at any chance they got

-After taking the piss out of some kilkenny birds for how they pronounced "foooooooone",they explained to us the difference between boggers,culchies and townies[like theres a difference]

-Most of the year thought that Delphi would be like a prison until the Loreto on the Green girls arrived down on the Wednesday.But everyone was a bit pissed off at Pierce for being the one to break the ice[lol]

-Most nights at the bottom of the stairs there were 70-people-plus singalongs to "Wonderwall","Angels","Dont Wanna Miss a Thing" and "Hero" as well as "Lets Go Fucking Mental"

-Ian harding not only had a full-on argument with himself and did a shitload of impressions,not to mention being hyper most of the time,but also caught Mr.Keogh standing in his room at 5 in the morning staring at him

-The bogwalks,which we though would be crap actually turned out to be great,with Keith rolling around in the muck for money[he never actually got paid] and JJB[john jack bracken] being stuck in waist-height bog,not mentioning the Shelbourne and Shamrock rovers football chants

-Room one basically went mad the whole time,from shouting "SQUID","DERMOT THE CAMEL" and "RICE CRISPIES" at 2 in the morning,to toothpasting and shaving-creaming gary and kearns every night

-The instructors were also legendary,from chris the legend and his beanie hats to matt[the soundest of them] to duncan[the cheeky bastard who pushed ppl off the zipline platform] to drimnagh[who was also a lege,and was from drimnagh if you didnt guess]

-There was also a girl there who looked scarily like Hurley from Lost

-Possibly one of the main highlights of the trip was Aaron being jocked to his ankles in front of all 48 of the Loreto birds by Gary while standing on a table

-Barry Callinan had his yellow hat robbed off his head every 5 minutes by the girls

-Every bottle of shaving cream in the place was robbed from the bathrooms

-People like Prince and Dicko randomly took showers in other peoples bathrooms,and walked around the corridors with just a towel on

-Everyone would run up the stairs,along the girls corridor,down the other stairs and into Shafquats room to piss him off every night before bed

-Shouting at girls who had just been scared shitless from going down the zipline to "Drop The Rope" in the middle of the lake

-Almost everyone got eaten alive by midgets every day

-Food consisted of old cornflakes nd hard toast for breakfast;rubber ham,rubber cheese nd watery soup for lunch and either fatty burgers or tasteless pasta for dinner[sometimes with jelly if we were lucky]:As most of us couldnt eat this crap many would spend 15-20 euro a day in the tuck shop just buying chocolate and sweets

-After kayaking,we played a water rugby match with the instructors,who gave us permission to run into the lake and tip over loreto girls canoes while they went back to the mainland.To add to this,Duncan "forced" Eoin to dump tackle a girl into the water who had kept her hair dry throughout kayaking.Then Shaner tried to slip into the girls bus back to the centre[sly dog]

-Before surfing the whole group just ran and slid into puddles beside the sheds,and then spent the journey home talking about christmas dinner,kebabs and Burger king only to go back to eat lunch

A man escapes from prison where he ha s been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there
the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!!

To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"