Put a cross if you've ever done it:

(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Smoked a cigar
(x) Made out with a member of the same sex
( ) Shoplifted?
(x ) Been fired
( ) Been in a fist fight
( ) Snuck out of my parent's house
(x) Had feelings for some1 who didn’t have them back
( ) Been arrested
(x) Made out with a stranger
( ) Gone on a blind date?
( ) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher?
(x) Skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Australia?
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Set a part of myself on fire?
(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been moshing / crowd surfing at a show?
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now?
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel?
(x) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Ridden through puddles on a bike
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been bored
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake id
(x) Watched the sun set
(x) Felt an earthquake
( ) Touched a snake
(x) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest
(x ) Ran a red light
( ) Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident
( ) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight?
(x) Hated the way you look saturday morning after a friday night
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country?
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers
(x) Sung karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls?
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerskating
(x) Had a wish come true
( ) Worn pearls
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Ate dog/cat food
( ) Told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) Kissed a mirror?
(x) Sang in the shower
(x) Have a black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Had a tree house
(x) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) Believe in ghosts
( ) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school
(x) Gone streaking
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Caught a fish then ate it after cookin it!
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
( ) Have a Britney Spears CD
(x) Forgotten someone's name

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Other countries have inferior potassium.

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It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

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From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

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We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

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From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

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This is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you"ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you"ve read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
*Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." $375

this thing is crazy!! im pleased you cant see the answers lol