The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you
want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it ourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have
too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know
men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Name: Ian Drummond
Birthday: 12th November
Birthplace: Perth
Current Location: On my lazy ass
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 183cm
Piercings: None
Tatoos: On my back
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: proper, minge, everyone has aids

FAVORITES
Food: love it all! Have you tried my homemade soup!
Candy: Fizzy Cherry cola bottles
Number: always 12
Color: in clothes is def pink!
Animal: Steve the cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink: Cherry Coke
Alcohol Drink: vodka and lemonade
Letter: What the fuck?
Body Part on Opposite sex: mmm def backs

This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: neither
Summer or Winter: what for? Im always tanned anyway!! haha
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: love but money to make life comfy

YOUR...
Bedtime: non existant
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: nearly bedtime
Goal for this year: get up on time!
Best Friends: the list goes on...
Weakness: a wide range of things
Fears: failure
Heritage: dunno

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes.
Ever Smoked: No
Done Pot: NO
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: not exactly but been hit
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes whats this questione about?!
Been Dumped Lately: nope

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a couple
What country do you want to Visit: Cuba
How do you want to Die: quickly, with little pain
Been to the Mall Lately: The Mall!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Dad yes, Mum no
Health Freak: definatly not
Believe in Yourself: i guess so
Want to go to College: Nope
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Most of time.....
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yes but not professionally
Want to get Married: Not sure
Do you want Children: Dont think so
Have your future kids names planned out: Dont be stupid
Hate anyone: YES!! watch out!! haha